I Got My Septum Re-pierced And Got Vertical Snakebites Ahhhhhhdhshdh I Can't Wait To Make The Snakebites

The way humans will hear "there's a shortage of x" and think "yeah I think it's a good idea to make it disappear faster for everyone. I'll take 1500" is kinda funny tbh

What is in whoppers chocolate that makes me insta-sick

Whenever I see myself on camera, I kind of give myself uncanny valley. Like an alien in a human suit that's trying its best to fit in, and being like 98% successful. Actually that's the autism isn't it

I'm slapping the next person I see share that Bugs Bunny "cutting Florida off the country" gif.

There are significant numbers of marginalized people who live here, my family included. Do you genuinely think we deserve to be cast off into the sea just because we're being held hostage by an increasingly fascist state government?

Florida is a beautiful place with so many amazing people and cultures. Fuck you if you think we don't mean anything or should "just leave."

I'm getting pretty fucking tired of "Florida is a gross cesspit full of crackheads and republicans" jokes. Because at the end of the day, it's just bigotry dressed up in shitty low-effort humor. "Crackhead" shouldn't be a punchline in the first fucking place.

Florida isn't your cheap punchline and Floridians are real fucking people. These swamps and prairies are my fucking HOME.

Stanley is 5'10

Narrator is 5'9¾

Narrator is constantly fighting him about this, saying there's basically no difference, and telling him to stop bringing it up

Cue Stanley signing "short king energy"

give me your lovebug AU headcanons

right fucking now (pleas e)

Possible Curator design? Not quite set on it tho

Yk what I'll take it for now

In all seriousness, the non binary representation in this season is probably the best nonbinary representation I have ever seen in media.

Starting from Aziraphale not assuming Muriels pronouns and referring to them with they/them like it's the most normal thing in the world.

To Crowley (and Shax) using Beelzebubs pronouns so so so effortlessly.

No major talks like "What do you mean they?""I'm not a he/she I'm a they.""Huh? A what?" "Mom, dad *major inhale with tears streaming down their face* I'm non binary"

No "I'm non binary and it is so so so difficult whatever will I do with my life."

Beelzebub not needing to correct or remind anyone of their pronouns.

Misgendering being completely defenestrated

Non binary people being in the background and also being in the spotlight

Non binary people actually having personalities, feelings, thoughts and their own problems and not just being there for the character progression of cis people. (Or as a cash grab)

Just non binary people naturally existing. It's beautiful.

Edit: ALSO one of the two main characters (the two BOTH being actually non binary, like dafuq? You don't have that ANYWHERE else) outwardly stating they're non binary in a very casual and not at all heavy way

And the different types of non binary being recognised. He/him Crowley and Aziraphale, they/them Beels, Saraqael and the magic shopkeepers' spouse, she/they God, he/they Satan etc.

Also no one talks about how intimidating it is to be drawing in the same place as good artists who know what they're doing

You'd think after drawing for like 7 years I'd be up there too but alas-

Edit, correction, I'm being too hard on myself let me fix that

My art is good, I make good art, I can make good art in several different styles, and everyone's practice and experience is different so friendly reminder to other artists to be nice to urself as well