in another universe csm is a slice of life anime about the hayakawa family raising nayuta, denji going school, power being power and aki lowkey living his barbie life in the dream house yn life bc he got 3 mouth to feed and no fucking parent in sight
pro hero deku is the biggest walking advertisement
Patient Name: Percy Jackson
Injury: Concussion
Cause of Injury: hit in the head by an architectural book
Patient Name: Annabeth Chase
Injury: Pulled muscle
Cause of Injury: throwing a heavy object (believed to be architectural book)
Patient Name: Grover Underwood
Injury: Stomach pains
Cause of Injury: laughing too hard
What if he's written mine on my upper thigh, only in my mind?
Taylor Swift, the legend you are
Thorne: *Groans* Scarlet: What's wrong? Thorne: Ugh, I was just talking to my mother. She's the worst. Scarlet: You think your mother is awful? My mother left me! Cress: My mother gave me up to be killed. Winter: My real mother was lovely but my stepmother was evil. Cinder: My real mother and my stepmother were evil. Kai: My mother's dead. Wolf: *sigh* Mine too. Iko: I don't even have a mother. Everyone: ... Jacin: ... Everyone: ... Jacin: Uh, my mum is cool, I guess. Thorne: Well, whoop-de-do. Winter: Good for you, Jacin! Cinder: Congrats man.
alexmis is such a funny ship to me because it’s just a bunch of people who read alex rider and artemis fowl around the same time when they were kids and went “why do they kinda look good together” and now they’re probably watching some grumpy rich ceo x poor/middle class hard worker kdramas
Lunar Chronicles headcannon:
Thorne got a fake ID to gamble and drink when he was a teenager, and ended up joining the military with it. By the time he's a fugitive with Cinder, he forgets he told everyone the wrong age. So he's actually like 18 instead of 20 the whole time, making all of the character dynamics on the Rampion make a lot more sense (including his relationship with 16 year old Cress)