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Kim Richards vs. Eileen Davidson and Lisa Rinna in Amsterdam ASMR

Based on that one tweet about jerma

your unreliable narrator fucking bit me

I was back in my old school and a 10 yo kid offered me cocaine in exchange for me attending his fantasy book club.

I wish wizards were real so bad imagine coming out of a wal mart and seeing some guy with long robes and a big hat in the parking lot surrounded by wacky particle effects screaming some shit like "By the moon and the starlight, by the shield and the sword, I summon to me, my Honda Accord!" And then just getting into his car and driving off

stop being a pussy and start being a cunt

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