Celeana: (at The First Assassin's Guild Meeting) Welcome To Our First Official Meeting

I can totally imagine Regulus being like this

Harry, jumping out of Regulus’ closet: BOO!

Regulus:

Harry:

Regulus:

Harry: *makes a sad face*

Regulus: Ahh Merlin you scared me!!

The squad plays uno

Keefe: (lost) HEY NO FAIR I SAW YOU LOOKING AT THE CARDS WHILE SHUFFLING

Fitz: *silently raging cause he didn't win*

Sophie: (Won) One, I didn't. Two, Keefe you hid a 4+ card in your shoe and forgot about it

Lihn: Guys stop arguing!

Biana: *rips her cards up*

Tam: (Left the game as soon as it started)

Dex: (Made a card colour changer and still somehow lost to Sophie)

Reyna: Who's in charge here in camp halfblood?

Percy: ..............

Piper: ...........

Nico: Well, that's usually the one who yells the loudest

Nero: I have an army

Apollo: (blurts out defensively) We have Percy jackson

Percy, in the distance: NO YOU DONT

Apollo: But I'm immortal!

Percy: Then why do you scream whenever you're in danger?

Apollo: I never said I wasn't a drama queen

Demeter: So, on to plan B?

Athena: technically, this is plan G

Posiedon: Like how many plans do you have. What about a plan H?

Athena: Yes, but Apollo gets thrown into tartarus in plan H

Artemis: I like plan H

Hades: Ask me why I love you

Persephone: why do you love me, hades?

Hades, pulling out a two-hundred slide presentation: I'm glad you asked

Ares camper: You're a doctor, not a soldier

Will: Actually, I'm an army doctor, which means I can break every bone in your body while naming them