That's So Mean But Like, Okay 😭

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Yuji Itadori x Jennifer Lawrence

OMG I MISSED THIS TWO SO MUCH 😭 I'M GLAD TO READ THIS AGAIN

Robot Boyfriend

I got an overwhelming about of requests for a robot lover, which I was all but too excited to do! I hope everyone enjoys!

   It’s been years since you were in your father’s repair shop. You had made it a point not to since all ever being there did was cause you to stress eat for a week. You wouldn’t be here now if your father’s hadn’t called and asked you this favor. He needed you to be there and look after things, make sure that while he was gone nothing bad happened. You want to tell your father that something ‘bad’ always happens in his shop.

   You arrive at the shop and taking your first steps inside you see him standing there, all ten feet of his still as aggravating to you as the last time you saw him. This was the reason your father’s shop always had trouble around it. Some strange alien robot had crashed through your roof as a kid and ever since had been wreaking havoc on your life.

   He turns and looks at you, his glowing eyes scanning over you as a frown comes to his lips. You remember him being so frightening as a child, now all you see is an arrogant tin can. Sure, he can save the town and sometimes the world all he wants, he’ll never impress you.

   “Heff,” you grunt up at him as you set your bags down.

   “You,” he says simply with a shrug.

   “I’m just here for Dad,” you snap at him, “let’s just try and get along so he doesn’t come back to a shit show.”

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—  𝐆𝐀𝐋𝐀𝐗𝐘 𝐍𝐀𝐌𝐄𝐒 { 𝐅𝐄𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐄 𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐒. }

below is a list of GALAXY names that are more commonly seen as FEMININE. they are in alphabetical order for easier access. they are of various origins, so try and be mindful of this. please LIKE/REBLOG if you find this list useful!

Aina

Alula

Amaris

Andromeda

Ariel

Arpina

Ascella

Astra

Astrid

Aurora

Aylin

Aysu/Aysun

Bianca

Belinda

Bellatrix

Callisto

Calypso

Capella

Carina

Cassini

Celestia/Celeste

Chandra

Chara

Cordelia

Cressida

Despina

Dione

Elara

Eris

Flora

Gaia

Galatea

Galexia/Galaxia

Hala

Halley

Helene

Helia

Hilda

Hoshi

Jaci

Juliet

Kamaria

Larissa

Leda

Lucine

Luna

Lyra

Maha

Mahtab

Maia

Miranda

Mona

Nashira

Nokomis

Norma

Nova

Ophelia

Pandora

Pensri

Pheobe/Phoebe

Portia

Rhea

Rosalind

Solstice

Solveig

Stella

Starla

Thalassa

Thebe

Titania

Vega

Venus

Zaniah

Zelenia

if you would be so kind as to reblog this if you feel insecure about your writing skills.

In case anyone is having a bad night:

Here is the fudgiest brownie in a mug recipe I’ve found

Here are some fun sites

Here is a master post of Adventure Time episodes and comics

Here is a master post of movies including Disney and Studio Ghibli

Here is a master post of other master posts to TV shows and movies

*tucks you in with fuzzy blanket* *pats your head*

You’ll be okay, friend <3

I wanted to make my own custom banner for my profile, so, uh... Here it is. Figured I should have a Twisted Wonderland image for my banner, since, you know, I write TWST smut, but I also really liked the Kakashi sensei reading smut image I had before.

So boom. I combined them.

Crowley reading Naruto smut. How weeby is that shit?

Made in ✨️Procreate✨️.

IM DYING AIJZSBHAJQNnqka

Yoo. Yuu's giving me a very much Bob Ross vibes.

Older!Yuu

I’m just here to mix-and-match different kinds of Yuus with different kinds of personalities to see what monstrosity I can make. That being said,,, Older!Yuu brainrot!

Honestly? I just wanted to make Crowley a simp and it escalated.

Anyway, Older!Yuu who’s always exhausted, gives weird life stories that may or may not be true, gives oddly good advice, and mostly has no fucks to give anymore.

Also has that dilf/milf/pilf vibes going on, even with or without children.

Then again, it doesn’t even matter if they have children or not cause they’re going to end up adopting majority, if not all, of the school, anyway.

Yuu wakes up in the coffin, pauses to take in where they were, and then curses.

“Fuck, I knew I shouldn’t have drunk that expired milk…”

They initially think they’re dead and just spend a few minutes in the coffin chilling and thinking of things like, “At least I get to go free from the family reunion, that’s something…”, “Jannet’s baby’s ugly. Are babies supposed to be that wrinkly? Maybe I should’ve gifted them an anti-wrinkle cream on the baby shower instead…”, and “Damn, I should’ve had Matt pay me back the money he owed me in high school had I known I was going to die. That asshole always somehow conveniently forgets to bring any money with him whenever we meet…”

That is until they heard a voice outside the coffin and see the coffin’s lid being pushed aside to meet face to face with… a cat.

“Whaaaaaaa!!!! Why are you up?!”

“You know, I’m wondering the same myself…”

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MINORS DO NOT INTERACT! All characters mentioned are aged up. Visuals are female x male. JJK and AoT faves! Links go to Twitter.

Update: RIP http_daddyy on twitter. A lot of our links on this post were from them.

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He thinks about you and gets so desperate to fuck you. It is painful when you aren't around.

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