I Wonder Which Of My Several Childhood Traumas Made Me Want To Be A Helpless Prey Hunted By A Big Sexy

I wonder which of my several childhood traumas made me want to be a helpless prey hunted by a big sexy monster who will dick me down and might possibly eat me.

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2 years ago

I hate the double standards

When trump won the american elections, people offered support. 'hey americans, you can move here if you want'. Everyone always made sure to specify that it was trump supporters/republicans/conservatives/the right wing/capitalism that wanted reggressive shit.

But here, no one specifies that it's the marcos supporters or the institutions or the political dynasties that helped brought fascism back. It's filipinos. 'you chose this' they'd say. 'i want nothing to do with filipinos and the philippines' they'd say. 'we thought you guys knew better' they'd say.

It makes me angry and bitter. People are starting to treat us like dangerous fascists, as if they're the ones who's gonna be affected by what's happening in our country.

It shows their ignorance. A simple google search can tell you that our institutions are corrupt as fuck and has a long and ongoing history of playing the people, and redtagging those who speak up.

And the election campaign itself? Marcos asked cambridge analytica to 'rebrand' his family's image back in 2020.

The appointed elections commissioner is the guy that served as marcos' lawyer during the election protest launched against leni robredo back in the 2016 vice presidency!

Marcos claimed to be an oxford graduate but oxford says he didn't even finish his degree.

He's a convicted tax evader back in 1995. That alone should've disqualified him. But because he didn't get prison time (because the conviction was downgraded to 'failure to file tax returns' in 1997), he still went through.

There was so much disinformation. So much bribery. And even on the election day, shit happened with machines malfunctioning and ballots were unsecure.

We do not choose fascism. Our shitty institutions run by political dynasties are pushing it onto us through lies and force.

1 year ago

How to show emotions

Part IV

How to show bitterness

tightness around their eyes

pinched mouth

sour expression on their face

crossed arms

snorting angrily

turning their eyes upward

shaking their head

How to show hysteria

fast breathing

chest heaving

trembling of their hands

weak knees, giving in

tears flowing down their face uncontrollably

laughing while crying

not being able to stand still

How to show awe

tension leaving their body

shoulders dropping

standing still

opening mouth

slack jaw

not being able to speak correctly

slowed down breathing

wide eyes open

softening their gaze

staring unabashingly

How to show shame

vacant stare

looking down

turning their head away

cannot look at another person

putting their head into their hands

shaking their head

How to show being flustered

blushing

looking down

nervous smile

sharp intake of breath

quickening of breath

blinking rapidly

breaking eye contact

trying to busy their hands

playing with their hair

fidgeting with their fingers

opening mouth without speaking

Part I + Part II + Part III

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2 years ago

Missing your lessons on Duolingo is actually a ploy to draw the Duolingo bird out so you can kidnap it and make it use its own app against itself. The Duolingo bird is now the learner, and you are now the Bird.

I have questions.

2 years ago

It wrinkles my brain that Jupiter’s moon Europa has oceans that are sixty miles deep, while Earth’s oceans only reach seven miles deep at most. I’m willing to bet good money that there’s life in Europa’s oceans. Like five bucks. You hear me, NASA? I bet you five bucks that there’s life on Europa… Now that there’s money and reputation on the line, I bet they send a mission there real quick.

2 years ago
Bonus Points If Someone Comes In And Interrupts You And You Have To Start All Over.

bonus points if someone comes in and interrupts you and you have to start all over.

3 years ago

— 𝐍𝐒𝐅𝐖 𝐀𝐋𝐏𝐇𝐀𝐁𝐄𝐓

check out my rules!

Headcanons || Smut

𝐒𝐋𝐀𝐒𝐇𝐄𝐑[𝐒] — Thomas Hewitt x reader

𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒/𝐓𝐀𝐆𝐒 — 18+/smut! || gn&afab!reader || multiple mentions of Hoyt/Charlie and Monty || idk, used cunt a bunch and pussy once maybe.

I’M SO SORRY, I WENT OVERBOARD 💔. This was just supposed to be a quick break from a bigger project, but I have no self-control. I tried to proofread and edit this as much as I could - but just gave up at a certain point, so please excuse any grammatical errors. I’m not that used to writing smut - so I’m really sorry if this is shit. Let me know if the smaller font is hard to read, other than that - enjoy, and know that feedback is adored 🍄.

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A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

❥┆ Even if he’s struggling to keep his eyes open after, he’ll use the last working synapses in his brain to make sure you’re okay and do whatever he needs to make you feel better. Foot rubs? Back massages? Head rubs? All in his criteria. He’s kissing any marks and bruises he may have left behind with the most apologetic look in his eyes.

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11 months ago
TWST X Adventure Time: Heartslabyul
TWST X Adventure Time: Heartslabyul
TWST X Adventure Time: Heartslabyul
TWST X Adventure Time: Heartslabyul
TWST X Adventure Time: Heartslabyul
TWST X Adventure Time: Heartslabyul

TWST x adventure time: heartslabyul

fionna and cake got me feeling nostalgic so i’m combining it with my other favorite thing rn

2 years ago

Some words to use when writing things:

winking

clenching

pulsing

fluttering

contracting

twitching

sucking

quivering

pulsating

throbbing

beating

thumping

thudding

pounding

humming

palpitate

vibrate

grinding

crushing

hammering

lashing

knocking

driving

thrusting

pushing

force

injecting

filling

dilate

stretching

lingering

expanding

bouncing

reaming

elongate

enlarge

unfolding

yielding

sternly

firmly

tightly 

harshly

thoroughly

consistently

precision

accuracy

carefully

demanding

strictly

restriction

meticulously

scrupulously

rigorously

rim

edge

lip

circle

band

encircling

enclosing

surrounding

piercing

curl

lock

twist

coil

spiral

whorl

dip

wet

soak

madly

wildly

noisily

rowdily

rambunctiously

decadent

degenerate

immoral

indulgent

accept

take

invite

nook

indentation

niche

depression

indent

depress

delay

tossing

writhing

flailing

squirming

rolling

wriggling

wiggling

thrashing

struggling

grappling

striving

straining

2 years ago

Sorry he's just so fucking basic 😭

there are only 2 sides to the twisted wonderland fandom: you either hate neige with every atom in your body or you absolutely adore him.


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