I Kind Of Agree With Anon DESPITE The Fact That I Technically Own Norman. I Wish We Can Have A Balance

thats why they both hate norman

@everettes-requiem Asa and Everette interaction. they are TOO similar to like each other I fear 😭🙏

MY KING IS BACK??????!?!?!

"Is there a force that created you? What was the reason why you were created? There has to be a reason for you to be out to get children.."

-Boat (@askboat)

Force? Dear, we have already existed as soon as your ancestor bit the apple! Ever since animals like you and the creatures that made me up even breathed on this barren earth, we already existed! In fact, we are one of the emotions you have named! Do you want to play a guessing game? Here's a hint: It starts with an f.

We aren't just out for children. You just so happened to land in OUR island. No exceptions. Ever since you crashed into our domain, it was already bound for us to seep in. How many times are we supposed to spoonfeed you such information until you vomit it all out?

Don't blame us for doing the very thing we are made to be! It will only make you look stupider.

somebody tell me the world aint ending in 5 years or so because i think time is ticking ever so slightly and we could be cooked. just saying.

me when im trying to make a spam account so that i won't flood my account 🙏🙏🙏🙏

which one of yall are filipino in the lotf community 🔥🔥🔥

i did what was right.

ITS GOING TO GET WORSE

Hello Ripley.. Ahem.

I'm sorry you have to see all of that. You see, it is supposed to be a private conversation between me and Ainsworth. I was concerned but.. perhaps I was being too harsh.

Here, have this, I'll make it up to you. It's a flower I thought you'd appreciate. I haven't asked Shepherd what it means, but it should be something..

What do you say? I am always here to comfort you if you need it. I'm sorry Ainsworth said that. I'll make him apologize to you. ☺️

- 🐍 ( @ask-norman-alexander-lotf )

“you? give me flowers? after all you’ve done to pry about my relations with Ainsworth? i shall hardly accept this. do not attempt to fool me with apologies, Norman. I know your mind dwells in places of hate.

if you must know, we were friends. were, until you started to pry. was it you who made him say those things? perhaps, but it was me who left of my own accord. so take your flower and feed it to the flies, why don’t you!!”

me

fucking gotem lmao

1984?!?!? WOAH YOU ARE SO COOL.. (im reading it too)

ok but have you ever heard or read abt animal farm by george orwell?? cus its actually kinda similar to LOTF and the vocab is easier to comprehend I HIGHLY RECOMMEND IT 🙏🙏🙏🙏

i have heard of it! i haven’t read it yet but i’ve been wanting to since i started reading 1984. once i finish that i’ll start animal farm 😇