Ohhhh Love Seeing A Bolder Steve - I Really Can’t Choose Between Bold Or Vanilla Steve - Guess All

Fixated on the idea of Steve at the Munson trailer for date night, “chilling” on the couch watching a movie with Eddie. Steve being torn apart. Inside of him are two wolves:

Wanting to volunteer to get Eddie more and more snacks from the kitchenette because he knows when Eddie’s watching a movie that he will mindlessly eat anything put in front of him and if Steve’s the one getting the snacks, he can ply Eddie with the frankly ludicrous amount of food he wants Eddie to eat

But wanting to make Eddie get up and get his own snacks, coz he’s obsessed with the way Eddie’s heavy footfalls will set the whole Munson mug collection hanging on the trailer walls a-shaking and loudly tinkling in unison with Eddie’s jiggly body in motion, like a symphony to his chubby chasing ears

When someone comes out Steve's immediate gut reaction is to drag their taste in romantic prospects. Robin rejected him and came out and he went full "okay fine but please like BETTER girls oh my god" like the Mean Girl he is. God bless.

When Will blurts that he's in love with Mike (which... Yeah Steve knew that one.) Steve goes "okay there's nothing wrong with liking boys but why wheeler?? You can do so much better Will. Seriously. Literally anyone else." And will is just ?????? He just said he liked boys and Steve's biggest issue is that it's Mike?! "Mike is being a jerk!! He's ignoring you!! Dump his ass, Will!" Most confusing acceptance ever.

Eddie confesses to Steve and the man blinks at him like "but...I'm a prep?? And bitchy? And have had, like, five concussions?"

And Eddie is like "what the fuck are you talking about"

"I'm just saying I doubt I'm your usual type! Obviously I like you back but you could probably do better"

"Steve are you saying my feelings are reciprocated while also being self deprecating n order to insult my taste in men?"

"oh. Yeah. Oops."

Lucas and max come out without specifying crushes (except on each other) so there is no need to drag them for their taste in men or women.

Dustin is like "I literally only like Suzie" and Steve is like "I know this and I love you (and her)" BC Suzie is amazing and helped save the world too. And grey ro/ace Dustin.

The only person whose taste he doesn't criticize is Mike and that's because when he says he's in love with will Steve just goes "he's too good for you" and nothing else.

i love how gender fat is. it can be so feminine or masculine or neutral depending on what you accentuate and emphasize. i really love seeing trans people gain and affirm their gender that way

#just bros being bros

The hyper unique problem of getting your first chubby!Steve Harrington ask, but having spent so long in Chubby!Eddie Munson headspace that you don’t know what to do with yourself

Trailer for The Screaming Skull (1958)