mrs-mayonnais3

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house’s team looks like this

How deers look at you after making the conscious choice to leap in front of your moving vehicle.

They’re scared because they know that the public is with Luigi.

They’re violating his rights because they need to maintain capitalism.

Keep talking about Luigi.

They wouldn’t have missed

look at me. listen. you need to take that six foot something transfem and you need to lay her on your chest and stroke her hair gently and rub her back and hold her tight like a beloved stuffed animal. do you understand me. you need to hold the tall girls in your life like you would anyone else. LISTEN to me

happy Thursday the 20th

all of tumblr tomorrow, march 15th:

you need to love trans women. but especially the gals with a deeper voice/don't voice train at all. they are my beloved. like my wife

YUP YOU UNDERSTAND 💥💥💥💯💯

fem zoro and her shameless when it comes to nudity is so personal to me

her nip slipped out mid dinner? she just tucks it back in while the cook bleeds in the background

she does have any clean underwear? fine she wont wear

she wants to swim? just undresses

Jesse. I need you to make me a warrior cat OC Jesse.

Didn't wanna do this but with how inconsistent my job is with giving me hours I might need help moving next year

gofundme.com

Donate to Help Freyja Move Across The Country, organized by Freyja Farron

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If you are currently sitting or laying down this moment ask yourself if you are resting or rotting. Change your behavior accordingly

let me in your home.... i can be trusted i pawmise....

happy Thursday the 20th

i want a boyfriend who is also a girlfriend

hey y'all I hate to ask for help like this, but food's been running a bit tight lately and it's hard for me to keep drawing consistently since I don't eat that much for financial purposes

any help towards my Kofi is appropriated, thank u for supporting me throughout all of 2024 and I hope to continue bringing art to you all!!!

hey y'all I hate to ask for help like this, but food's been running a bit tight lately and it's hard for me to keep drawing consistently since I don't eat that much for financial purposes

any help towards my Kofi is appropriated, thank u for supporting me throughout all of 2024 and I hope to continue bringing art to you all!!!

Bro, I’m not joking, we NEED more butch representation in media. Its not enough to have a skinny woman with short hair, we need like, actual butch lesbian content in mass media productions and I don’t know who I have to shake and scream at to get it. Probably 0.01% of queer representation in media are actually butch, and the ones that are are weirdly stereotyped as cops or assholes (somethings butch lesbians have been getting since the dawn of time). Most butches are pretty sweet! That desrves to be reflected

Demand butch rep. Demand good butch rep.

SHE was a punk. HE did ballet. #woke #truelove

Update on how's school going:

i want to die

normally I don't care for sports but like I'm sorry I think that halftime show was awesome and Kendrick's whole performance (past the Drake stuff) was extra fucking powerful in my opinion

having Samuel L Jackson play uncle Sam, representing America, telling black folks we're "too loud, too ghetto, etc" which represents our systemic oppression, was just so good....

white racist calling the halftime show horrible is even better. i love black people and being black

This man just cast Vicious Mockery at nat 20

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Dr. Gregory House Stimboard

Request for myself and my girlfriend

Note ; MORE MOUSE BITES 🗣 /ref

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Note: I am by no means a professional in health or otherwise. This is personal experience. I made this as a metaphor to help my parents understand me better.

Edit:

yeah I can see why some people aren’t comfortable with the this metaphor. No I’m not saying we are not human. We are very much human. I just wanted an excuse to draw the tbh creature. Also it’s only a way of saying how extroverted neurotypicals “adopt” people like me. Also I tried to make it clear that they aren’t pets, and it’s just their form that’s different. ADHD creature sitting and talking to the other person on the couch as an example

CW: artistic nudity!

And also anthropomorphic(?) bee (Mostly human)

Sorry if my handwriting is bad. Her name is Deliah and goes by She/He/Bee!!! Bee is a transbian that has a paper wasp boyfriend!!! (it calls him bee-utiful all the time) His nicknames include Buzzy bee, Honey, buzz, Eli, Lilah, and beebee!!

Haha get it. Transbian. TransBEEan. More like uhhhh transbien!!!

I love fat women!!!! Five billion more years of fat, queer, gnc beauties!!!!!! Five billion I say!!!!!!!!!!

Gender euphoria critters!!!! 🏳️‍⚧️💕

(Characters belong to @wolfertinger666!!!)

making all ur faves fat btw. die mad about it