Apparently My Boss Who Is A Professor At My School Doesn’t Have A Cell Phone And His Coworkers Were

apparently my boss who is a professor at my school doesn’t have a cell phone and his coworkers were upset by this so they bought him a childs toy phone and labeled it “David’s jitterbug” (for those of you that don’t know jitterbugs are phones made for old people that have like massive buttons and shit) so the other day I walked into his office to ask him a question and he pressed a button on it which made it start loudly playing the ABCs and he said “excuse me I have to take this” and then started singing along to the ABCs while shooing me out of his office

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3 years ago

Alright

OWO IT IS!

i don’t think we can ^-^ our way out of this one boys

4 years ago

Hmmmmm

It seems like my head is conjuring up some self depreciating thoughts again

I think this might be a sign that I need to eat lunch

4 years ago

To any of the accounts out there using what’s going on in the world as an excuse to further amplify your petty hate agenda against me and this community, you should absolutely fucking ashamed of yourselves. How dare you use the suffering of people to further your own petty, childish and gossip filled garbage.

  Use that tenacity and passion you have to do something good with your time, especially now, instead of constantly bickering over false information every day.Be part of something better.  I normally don’t interact with this stuff because it’s incredibly childish and most of what people say is flat out wrong anyway but there are SO many more important things to discuss right now. Get involved and make the world a better place. 

4 years ago

Digimon is an isekai

4 years ago

REBLOG!

A concept: mermaids in wheelchairs

4 years ago

Today, I bring you soft bird boy by great artist

The way you draw tokoyami has me soft I love

The Way You Draw Tokoyami Has Me Soft I Love
6 years ago

It has awakened

Reblog with an inside joke you have with your friends.

“Yes, Captain America has LEGS!”

6 years ago
Why Does Max Look So Innocent In This One Scene!? IT JUST TOO CUTE!!

Why does max look so innocent in this one scene!? IT JUST TOO CUTE!!


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