Nothing Will Ever Amaze Me The Way Fanfiction Authors Do. Like, You Wrote Silly Little Stories About

Finally getting to this cause I have been absent on this hellsite for a WHILE

The burnout is getting to me yippee

Songs I tend to repeat frequently atm:

1. Win or Lose - Isabelle Simone (she's an up and coming artist, check her out if you like Dark Pop)

2. Wriggle - Cosmo Sheldrake

3. Vantablack - Novo Amor

4. Pork Soda - Glass Animals

5. Which Witch - Florence + the Machine

6. FOXCRY - Rabbitology

Tags: @hunterbunter3000 and anyone else who'd like to join

tagged by @ohgeesoap & @madstronaut !! you’re so sweet thank you for the tag!!! mwah <33

name 6 songs on your repeat playlist 🔁

1. sad girl - lana del rey

2. we can’t be friends - ariana grande

3. older - isabel larosa

4. vampire empire - big thief

5. favorite - isabel larosa

6. carnival - ¥$

npt: @vgilantee @loveyhoneydovey @groguspicklejar @pfhwrittes @syoddeye @secretsynthetic @femalefemur @gemmahale @brewed-pangolin @waves-against-a-cliff @cordeliawhohung @yeyinde @deadbranch @mortuarywriting @violet-phantoms @lordlydragon @ghastlybirdie @h-leigh @jumbojazzcats93 @bernthalslut @quietlyignoringyou @feralforfrank @manticore-fangs @konigsblog @squishycheekanon @sentientcave @xxshadowbabexx @forsworned @tapioca-milktea1978 @titaniasfairy @zittles3000 @luvecarson @luvmeijii @stuffireadandenjoy @lilpothoscuttings & anyone else who wants to do this! (if you don’t wanna be tagged in these pls lemme know, there’s never any hard feelings)

HE'S SO PRETTYYYY ASFLASJDFHHDGFSF

Guys this is soooooo honeymoon!Price coded

I imagine he’s reserved a little cabana for you all right on the beach

Candle light dinner with expensive wine and your favorite food

And the whole thing is just so intimate. Like it’s just you and him. And you’re getting to see John. Not Captain Price.

And in this moment he’s just looking at you, sun kissed and warm breeze flowing through your hair.

And he’s thinking how lucky he is to have you.

His wife.

Mrs. Price

Whelp, I was bored :3

I have literally no mutuals on this hellsite, no one to tag :')

GO MY SMALL FOLLOWER LIST! TAG YOUR MOOTS. DO THE THING. HAVE FUN.

this picrew was just so cute so I'm starting a picrew chain :) (it has the best outfits I'm not even joking)

https://picrew.me/en/image_maker/2073318

no pressure tags (i don't know enough people for this so sorry if we never talk and I randomly tagged you lmao) @rissslays @qwerty-keysmash @tulips-best @medicine-and-molly @octoberconstellation @loveution @dianneorshirbert @august-taylors-version @everycornerofthishouseishaunted @yarkayaslava @ikinregulusblack @ghwoust @nessasluhvs @waitingforthesunrise + anyone else who wants to join :) <3

This pleases me.

OMG SWEETHEART GETTING THE GUYS WORKED UP😍 GET IT GIRLFRIEND

imagine she wears on the those dresses that have HIGH ass slits on both sides showing off her thighs and a sliver of her ass. just a peak yk..a little tease for later

WHHOOOOO

I mean it looks so beautiful on her. Hair in thick, long braids, pearls interwoven in the hair by delicate hands, with gold sparkly jewelry adorning on her skin. She looks like ethereal royalty, sultry makeup and hair. Lips glossy and plump with such a pretty color and nails dipped in gold.

And that dress...

It might as well be a second skin, with how sinful it looks on her. A black Spaghetti strapped body con dress with the deepest v-line they've ever seen. And when she walks, the splits show off her shiny, thick thighs and her long "Stairway to Heaven" legs-- fuckkkkkk

The clicks of her gold gladiator heels makes all of their fantasies want to come true. "Alright, boys! How do I look?" She asks with a smile as she pivots her back towards them. Oh hell, you can see some of her ass-- who the fuck made this dress?

Gaz inhales deeply and Alex bites his fist. Soap has drool coming out of his mouth while Ghost is hiding his crotch behind a pillow. "You look absolutely gorgeous, princess." Price tells her with a low voice, his crossed arms straining against his chest. "Strahlend..." König whispers to himself. "Good." Horangi flats out. He mechanically gives her a thumbs up, not noticing the blood trickling out of his mask. "Good, good. Very good style."

Sweetheart giggles, collecting her purse. "Awww, thanks guys! I'll see you later, okay?" As she was turning around, she drops her wallet on the floor. She mumbles a curse under her breath and bends down to retrieve it.

I mean, good lord. They can only take so much.

Bro but actually tho Lowkey reminds me of the conversations with my bf where he likes boils himself alive in the bath like a lobster. We've now dubbed him Sir. Snipps. He's just doom scrolling on his phone and I'm banging on the door like BABES PLEASE-

I’m an absolute rat bastard at hotels, by which I mean that if I get my own room I’ll turn on the shower as hot as it’ll go and just vibe in there. Like yeah I’ll clean up and wash my hair but after that? Straight vibes, just hanging out, doom scrolling…playingmermaids…. Not my water bill not my problem.

Now imagine ghost does the same thing. Gets to a hotel and just hogs the bathroom for fucking hours and finally Soaps like Lt what the actual FUCK are you doing in there. And like, he’d almost understand it more if Ghost was getting nasty in there yknow? But no, mans just looking at shitty memes and soaps like you didn’t inVITE ME????? It becomes a tradition after that. Hotel, clean up, turn shower into a sauna, profit.

THE PRICE/WITCH OTP CONTINUES RRAAAAHHHH

Have we… heard about Viking!Prices darling yet?

We have! Viking!Price has a Völva(Witch/sorceress) that he's desperately in love with. Courting a völva is no simple thing though. They dance around saying the words they mean, never quite touching the affection between them but never ignoring it. He brings her gifts from his travels, and she covetously hides them away. She lays blessings upon him, worries over his wounds, and he wishes he could take away the weight on her shoulders. They sit quietly next to each other, counting the lines on their fingers, easing their calloused skin in one another's grasp.

Price dislikes the way the spirits treat his völva, running her ragged and speaking about her as if she isn't something wondrous. One day he'll have enough of it and put her over his shoulder to steal away somewhere kinder. Somewhere warm.

WHY IS THIS MF SO FUCKING PRETTYYYYYYY AAAAGGHHHHHH IJSFVIJETBBEIRVREIHVNRWOJVN

König’s face headcanon. Yes. Exactly.

I don't know if I'm reading too much into this, but I came back to this comic after the final part was released and noticed that the ghost finger puppet thingy is kept separate from the rest of the 141. And for those who have seen part 3... well...

If that was intended foreshadowing, I'm screaming , kicking my feet and gnawing at the bars of my enclosure cause FUCKIN' HELL. But if not don't mind me and my brain worms :)

CW:// IMPLIED MCD + ANGST

CW:// IMPLIED MCD + ANGST

So y’all wanted a part 2? Here u go :)

There will be one more part to this whole thing!!

Edit: part 3 is posted🫡

Reblogging this for when I get into fic writing and for those who want it <3

How to show emotions

Part IV

How to show bitterness

tightness around their eyes

pinched mouth

sour expression on their face

crossed arms

snorting angrily

turning their eyes upward

shaking their head

How to show hysteria

fast breathing

chest heaving

trembling of their hands

weak knees, giving in

tears flowing down their face uncontrollably

laughing while crying

not being able to stand still

How to show awe

tension leaving their body

shoulders dropping

standing still

opening mouth

slack jaw

not being able to speak correctly

slowed down breathing

wide eyes open

softening their gaze

staring unabashingly

How to show shame

vacant stare

looking down

turning their head away

cannot look at another person

putting their head into their hands

shaking their head

How to show being flustered

blushing

looking down

nervous smile

sharp intake of breath

quickening of breath

blinking rapidly

breaking eye contact

trying to busy their hands

playing with their hair

fidgeting with their fingers

opening mouth without speaking

Part I + Part II + Part III

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HAHAHAHA THE CURSE OF BEING A WRITER

None of your characters can escape the mighty gift of trauma

N o n e

i fully believe the reason sweetheart has a problem with the cartel is because her family has some type of connection to it in the past and something happened :)

And you are correct! It's not the whole family, it's just the Mad Scientist brother. (Whose name is now Torrance, thank you anon for the lovely name ♡) He had connections with the Cartel, he didn't level with his side of the deal, and Sweetheart got kidnapped and stuff happened-- I don't wanna go too much detail into it unless people actually want to know, cause it's pretty messed up 💀💀

Tw: drugs

BUT YEAH she hates the cartel, her relationship with Torrance isn't... the best. And she's HIGHLY uncomfortable with Valeria. She feels sick if she's around drugs, cocaine to be precise. She will legit throw up if she sees any type of cocaine. If she hears the word cartel she would turn on her fight or flight mode so damn quickly.

MAN-- WHY TF DID I GIVE HER TRAUMA?!?!? THIS WASNT THE PLAN AT ALL 💀💀

HAVE A HAPPY GO LUCKY READER INSERT? CHECK

HAVE A GOOD HEALTHY FAMILY? CHECK

MAKE THE READER NOT HAVE TRAUMA?? NOT FUCKING CHECKED

CAUSE I JUST DID IT. AGAIN.

Why do I do this to any character I make. Why.