You Ever Want To Experience Time Warping And Shifting And Getting Generally Fucked Up, Then Get Really

if u could have any superpower what would u chose

shapeshifting. easy

the stages of tumblr notes

0 - i am alone in the universe :(

1-5 - friends for life!!

5-10 - mom i’m famous

10-30 - i am god

30-50 - okay that’s enough

50-100 - you can stop now

100+ - jfc y’all leave me alone

(and the rare 1000+) - i will end this life known and loved by my people, however much their devotion brings me pain

<3

 A friend threatened me to repost so I will!

Basically, there r tons of fake asses on tumblr who just want comments and followers, so someone started this to see who's actually a good friend. Everyone I tag better repost (and tag other people and preferably threaten them in a creative way as well) bc I'm high on caffeine and newfound lesbianism and will resort to violence.

@ey-theys-was-coronas

@fangirlhehe

I would tag more people but they're the only ones I've really interacted with-

i fell like my teenage years have just been one big gradual discovery of Music ™ outside the bullcrap pop mom used to play on long car rides

hai hewwo haiii hiii hiiiiii >_<

*darth vader voice* greetings comrade

we are more than half a decade from the start of covid

Kermit for pope

I was trying to find out if Kermit was eligible to be pope and I found a blog that says he's the perfect example of a catholic priest

*places an ask in your hand*

thoughts on the fact I’m currently designing a fast food magical girl (sort of) mascot group, based on different areas like the freezer, fryer, and places/things like that?

Aaa

*carefully swallows ask like tumblr did for 3 days (idk what happened i just saw it)*

me thinks fast food magical girl needs flamboyant costume design /silly

aaA

Why do we keep choosing the most tragic aspects of a characters personality for their ship name??

Like - wolfstar - Remus hates the wolf and that’s what we chose??

And platonic moonwater - moonwater - Remus who hates the moon and regulus who literally drowned in the water…

Like, should I laugh or should I cry?

idk about y’all but i like to think those floating white pieces in the foundations of decay video are ripped up pieces of paper ie “paper kingdoms”

idk what it means just my random thought