so i know my blog isn’t normally (ok it’s never) political but rn honestly… fuck the UK and yall are valid af i love you pls stay alive <3
the stages of tumblr notes
0 - i am alone in the universe :(
1-5 - friends for life!!
5-10 - mom i’m famous
10-30 - i am god
30-50 - okay that’s enough
50-100 - you can stop now
100+ - jfc y’all leave me alone
(and the rare 1000+) - i will end this life known and loved by my people, however much their devotion brings me pain
sure 2 million notes why not
“what where you doing?!” they ask as i emerge from my cave, covered in shredded paper, wood glue, several bags of glitter, and a life-sized version of the Mona Lisa doodled on my chest
me: “arts and crafts”
drawing in math class just works better than any other class
blorbo is running circles around my brain and i can’t. fucking. catch it.
here you go 😈
m.youtube.com/watch?v=kvazBqAlx58
10/10 would write a slowmo fight scene to
one of those house renovation shows but instead the house is haunted by an extremely passive aggressive ghost who causes minor inconveniences to the realtors every step of the way