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And now the headcannon that no asked for...
Advice from Altaïr
(Advice from Altaïr)
Altair is sitting by the fire place with book in hand and his hot coffee next to him.
Altair: *looks up at the reader* Oh. Well would you look at that, if your reading this that means you actually like reading this garbage... so I guess you came here for more advice from me. *takes a sip of coffee*
Altair: ok well my advice for you today is. . . Drink f**king water... oh what you didn't think I'd catch you drinking 20 cans of Bing and mountain dew cause your probably gaming right now or just looking threw your computer.
Altair: so get up and get yourself a bottle of water! I don't give a f**k if the fridge is to far away for you to reach, YOU NEED TO ALWAYS STAY HYDRATED!!! THE F**KING OWNER OF THIS HEADCANON PAGE LIVES ON THE HOTTEST PLACE ON EARTH AND YET SHE STILL NEEDS TO BE REMINDED TO DRINK WATER!!!
Moonlight: ya it's true guys, even I need to start taking Altair's advice every so often.
Altair: F**KING DRINK WATER MOON!!!
Moonlight: 😶💧 *nervously drinks water*
Altair: good... now get the f**k out.
Moonlight: *leaves post*
Altair: *looks back at reader* DRINK F**KING WATER!!! IT'S 100° OUTSIDE EVEN IF YOUR INDOORS YOU NEED F**KING WATER TO LIVE!!!! TAKE BETTER CARE OF YOURSELF! YOUR A BEAUTIFUL PERSON WHO NEEDS TO BE TAKEN CARE OF B****!!!
Altair: ... and once again that's all the time we have for today on advice from me, tune in next time for more advice.
This has been . . .
Advice from Altaïr
YAY MORE SH*T THAT NO ONE ASKED FOR!!!
but for real I hope you take good old Altair's advice. I know I sure need to 😓
The Epic Adventures of Malik and Leonardo
Episode 2
The next day had come, Malik stretched his arm out and yawned, slowly opening his eyes he took a look at his clock and saw it was 6;31 in the morning. Malik got up and got dressed in his regular clothes and ready for the day. Before making his way out of his room he grabbed the drive off of his night stand and put in his pocket.
He started walking downstairs and was greeted with Achilles, Leonardo, Evie, Bayek, Aya, kassandra, Maria, Henry and Arno already awake and eating breakfast at the table and just as Shuan said, Altair, Ezio, Connor, Desmond, Rebecca and Shaun were no where to be found.
Malik: I see that Jacob, Edward, and Alexios are once again sleeping in till 10 again, not surprising.
Evie: *sigh* that's my brother.
Henry: sounds like Jacob. *Pat's evie on the back*
Leonardo: Claudia should be up by 8 soon. Oh! and Malik, before I forget Shaun says William will be here to pick up the drive in a week from now.
Malik: good, so that just leaves us plenty of time to relax.
Maria: you still have the drive with you Malik?
Malik: *pulls drive out of his pocket and held it up for the group* yep.
Achilles: good, don't loose it, or else Shaun's gonna loose it.
Malik: trust me Achilles, I won't loose it. Unlike Jacob, I take care my things.
Leonardo: well just to be safe I recommend putting in this. *pulls out a small plastic baggie*
Malik: plastic?
Leonardo: it's a zip-lock bag, I hear people use them to keep food items in them, but they also can be used to keep electronics from potentially get wet.
Malik: I doubt I will be anywhere near water today, but I guess better safe then sorry.
Leonardo handed Malik the zip-lock bag and Malik placed the drive in the plastic bag then sealed it up.
Malik: there that should keep it from possible water damage.
A couple of hours had gone by, it was 12:45 now and everyone had been doing there own thing, Jacob was playing video games on the living room T.V with Alexios and Arno on the floor. Edward was talk to Achilles at the table about how ships have changed so much over the years, Maria sat on the couch petting little Nasir behind the ears, Aya, bayek, Evie and Henry were talking about the creed, Leonardo was paint a portrait of Senu, as he sat on Bayek's shoulder and Malik was read on the couch.
Jacob: I'm gonna beat you Arno!
Arno: you said that last round and I completely decimated the two of you!
Alexios: no way! I'm going to win this time!
The three assassin continuously smashed the button on there controller as it was get to final bit.
Jacob: YES! NO! YES! NO WAIT! STOOOOP!!!!
Arno and Alexios: SHUT UP JACOB!
Jacob: >=[ ... 💡! BLOODY HELL WHATS THAT OVER THERE!!!
Alexios: *turns to his head to his left* WHERE?!?!
Arno: you idiot! He trying to distract-
Jacob: *throws a near by book at Arno then one of his sweaty socks at Alexios* HAHA!
Arno: *gets hit in the face* Ouch! Jacob you enfoiré, (you bastard)!!!
Alexios: GROSS IS THIS ONE OF YOUR SOCKS!!!
Jacob: Fresh off the foot too!
Alexios: *grimaces* 🤢 hUu GROSS JACOB!!!
Jacob: Haha!!!
Game: player 1 wins!!!
Jacob: WOOW! SUCK IT YOU TWO I WIN!
Arno: JACOB YOU CHEATING BASTARD!!!
Alexios: YOU DIDN'T WIN SH*T!!!
Jacob: HAHA!! THE GAME SAYS OTHER WISE WOOOOW!!! *stands up quickly in victory and accidentally threw his controller behind him*
Malik: *gets hit in the face with the controller* OUCH! JACOB!
Jacob: uh oh... sorry Malik...
Malik: *does a hard sigh, gets up and closing his book*
Maria: where are you going?
Malik: out. *walks up stairs*
Jacob: out? where?
Malik: anywhere but here.
Leonardo: oh Malik!
Malik: what?
Leonardo: if you are planning on going out, mind if I tag along? I'm not aloud to leave the house unless I'm accompanied by one of you.
Malik: I don't care if you do or don't, as long as you aren't Jacob then I'm fine with it.
Jacob: HEY!
Evie: he has a point Jacob.
Malik and Leonardo head up stairs to change into their modern wear. Malik wore a white t-shirt, a black jacket that had the left sleeve pinned up, dark grey pants and black shoes. Leonardo wore a cactus green thin sweater shirt, a thin light brown coat, blue jeans, brown shoes, a thin red silk scarf and his red beret. Malik grabbed his black leather wallet and his phone that Shaun, Rebecca, and Desmond had given him and the others, placing them in his back pocket along with the drive.
Leonardo grabbed his satchel and placed his sketch book and drawing things into the bag as well as his wallet and phone. The two head-out the front door and began walking the down town streets of New York. There was silence between the two for a bit before Leonardo broke the silence.
Leonardo: wow, New York. You know I hardly ever get to see this place.
Malik: remind me again why you can't leave the house exactly?
Leonardo: well since I play an important key role in history, I'm not aloud to leave the house with out one of the assassins to accompany me out in the streets for my safety.
Malik: ya (oh)... right... well it must be nice finally getting out right?
Leonardo: Si, it is quite nice out today. *smiles*
Malik: ... *sigh*
Leonardo: what?
Malik: it's nothing.
Leonardo: that heavy sigh didn't sound like nothing.
Malik: it's just... how are you so incredibly positive all the time?! Always smiling everywhere you go, always seeing the light side of things?!
Leonardo: ... is this about Jacob throwing the-
Malik: NO! NO ITS NOT! It’s just, why are you so... happy, all the time.
Leonardo: Oh well, I just always keep a positive mindset.
Malik: Tch! You do know that this world isn't always sunshine and rainbows you know.
Leonardo: I am aware, I've seen it and I've experienced it on multiple occasions, but I just always think positively on things. There is always a light somewhere at the end of the dark tunnel right?
Malik: oh please this world just loves to screw with us, if anything its annoying and irritating.
Leonardo: hm... *imitates Malik's sigh*
Malik: what?
Leonardo: nothing.
Malik: ok what do you want alhimar aldhaki (smart @$$)?
Leonardo: well I just don't understand how you can see the world in such darkness. I can understand if its because of *looks at Malik's missing arm* ... personal reasons... but you seem to have forgave and forgot-
Malik: I didn't forget... I only forgave...
Leonardo: hm... I think I see your problem Malik, you forgive, but you hurt cause you don't forget. You need to learn to let go.
Malik: ... I try... its... harder then what it seems...
Leonardo: it can be tough, but there's always hope. There will always be that spark of light in life, you know. PMA!
Malik: P.M.A?
Leonardo: Positive Mental Attitude!
Malik: ... where did you learn this from?
Leonardo: from an Irish man on the internet. Desmond introduced me to his channel he does gaming videos. For someone who yells a lot in his videos, he seems to be quite an expert on positive mental health.
Malik: which tuber did you say he was?
Leonardo: the one with the green eye named Sam.
Malik: oh that one.
The two chatted for a bit till they reached a cafe. The everyone in the assassin's household were quite fumiler with this cafe and would frequently visited it cause of how close it was and the food they had there was amazing.
Leonardo: shall we stop here for some food?
Malik: sure why not.
They entered the small cafe and saw a guy in a zipped up brow puffy coat with all kinds of pins pinned around the front of it, he wore saggy jeans and had shaggy brown, shoulder length hair, as well as have brown eyes and a goatee similar to Malik's but a length longer, behind the counter.
Cafe guy: well if it isn't my two amigos! Leo, Malik, how you two dudes been?
Leonardo: saluti (greetings) Michael!
Malik: marhabaan (hello) Mike.
Michael: so what can I get for you dudes today.
Malik: Hm... I'll have latte, no soy, and half a foot sub.
Michael: alright the usual latte, no soy and a sub got ya. Alright and what about you Leo? The usual vegetarian salad?
Leonardo: yes please, and can I have cappuccino as well please.
Michael: alright then, you got Leo.
So after sometime of wait the two received their food and drinks they took a seat inside and began eating and talking, unaware of two people watching them from a far.
End of episode 2
Tune in till next time to see who these to mysterious people are ✌
Sorry if this was a little short 😓
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Remember to keep a positive mental attitude
So I'm in a dnd campaign with some friends of mine and this is the character I made for the campaign and if you guys were wondering... yes the campaign has already spiraled into chaos.
The campaign takes place in this world were assassin's creed, dragon ball z, my hero academia and naruto are fused into one world.... ya I now what was the DM thinking when he made this... BUT I LOVE IT ANY WAY!!!
Also of course this chature is based off of assassin's creed, CAUSE I CAN!
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Jacob: dude, how do you sleep with your closet door opean, aren't you afraid a demon could be watching you?!
Altair: *murder smile* Haha, Jacob you fool, you absolute SWINE! I'M the one watching the DEMON!
At night
Demon:...
Altair: *staring intensely at the closet demon* ...
Demon: ... can you not...
Altair: No you asked for this motherf@#$er!
And now a special AC headcannon:
Advice from Altaïr
(Advice from Altaïr)
Altair was sitting on a comfy chair by the fire place, reading a book while drinking warm coffee by him.
Altair: *looks up at the reader* Hi, my name is Altair Lbn-La'Ahad and Welcome to Advice from me, Altair.
Altair: *takes a sip of his coffee* so, something tells me you didn't just scroll threw hundreds of other AC headcannons just to get to me... your probably here for images of Jacob without his shirt on or some of my other family tree memebers with out their shirts don't who know what....
Altair: so let's just make this quick... *clears throught* my advice for you is... WEAR. A. F***KING! MASK!!!!
Altair: SERIOUSLY WHAT THE F*** ARE YOU DOING!!! YOUR GONNA GET PEOPLE SICK!!! *puts on a black mask with a white Syrian assassin's creed logo on it*
Altair: TO ALL THE KARENS OUT! WEAR A F***ING MASK!!! YOUR KILLING MORE PEOPLE THEN RANTING ABOUT MASK KILLING PEOPLE!!!
Altair: OH IM SORRY THAT THE MASK IS UNCOMFORTABLE! KAREN!!! BUT SOME OF US ARE TRYING!! TO STAY SAFE! THAT WAY WE CAN GET THIS WHOLE LOCK DOWN THING OVER WITH AND DONE SO WE CAN HAVE OUR OUTDOOR ACTIVITIES AGAIN!!!
Altair: *pants* *pants* *clears throat* ... that's all the time I have for you today, tune in next week where I give you advice about how to deal with Karens.
And this has been:
Advice with Altaïr
(Advice with Altaïr)
So ya I decided to make this a thing now... so ya, each week I'll post an Advice with Altaïr on here, cause I think everyone needs a bit of slice of life with Altair right?
So ya next week is another advice with Altair so stay tuned. 😎✌
Also sorry about it being a rant about mask safety.... I just hate online schooling... its boring.... ubisoft please don't sue me!
Duccio gets thrown out
Pt. 1
An Assassin's creed of bel air headcanon
Claudia was upset that day, she came home late almost saddened. Her brother Ezio and the other assassins came to try and help comfort her, but with Duccio around...
Claudia: oh ezio! Why must I have such a hard time with men! Even in the future my luck is absolutely dreadful...
Ezio: *Hugs Claudia* it is ok Claudia, you will be ok.
Desmond: I still can't believe those @$$holes at the store just harassed you like that.
Rebecca: listen Claudia men can be @$$holes sometimes, some worst then others. Like take Shaun for example. Sometimes I wanna punch him so hard in the face when he's being negative all the time, but at least he's not publicly harassing me.
Shaun: exactly... wait. HEY!
Claudia: men are just pigs... oh! No offence to you all!
Arno: It's ok Claudia, we understand.
Jacob: ya, some of us men are just bloody @$$es.
Evie: some, are more annoying then others, but yes.
Jacob: exactly! ...wait. HEY!
Leonardo:everything will be fine Claudia *hugs Claudia*
Claudia: thank you. Thank you all.
Duccio walks in.
Duccio: what's going on here?
Altair: no.
Duccio: what?
Altair: OUT!
Duccio: che cosa! (What) why?!
Altair: You will only make this manner worse, I know it.
Duccio: I just want to know what's happening, that's all, promise! *raises his left arm up and right arm on his chest*
Connor: just tell him, he'll just keep bugging us till we do tell him.
Altair: ... *crosses his arms* Claudia was harassed by men today at the store.
Claudia: not like you care.
Duccio: well I could always get a marriage license.
Everyone was confused at what Duccio had just said.
Edward: ...what?
Duccio: so she doesn't get harassed by men so much. That is if she performs on the test drive.
Everyone in the room went silent for a moment speechless to what Duccio had suggested.
Claudia: >=( ...
Leonardo: *hold Claudia closer to him* Ezio... Get him. >=|
Ezio walked over to Duccio and grabbed him by the back collar of his shirt and started angrily dragging him to the front of the house.
Duccio: WHAT I DID DO?!! WHAT DID I DO?!!
Jacob gladly opened the front door of the house holding it like he was holding it for someone (that someone being Duccio) and with every ounce of energy and anger, Ezio had tossed Duccio out of the house and into the front yard.
Duccio: AAAH! *lands face first on to the ground*
And there you have it fokes Duccio get thrown out of the house! (Yes there will be more parts >= ] ) Based on the funny compilations of Jazz getting thrown out of the house.
Honestly this idea came to mine when I was re-watching some fresh prince of bel air and then I saw this scene where jazz got thrown out of the house and I began thinking... who is somewhat like jazz... who would be worthy of being thrown out of the house besides Jacob... then it hit me!
It was clear as day that Duccio was destined to be thrown out by either Altair or Ezio! (Mostly Ezio)
I hope you enjoyed this assassin's creed of bel air headcanon 😉👌😎 more is to be expected.
PLUSHIES!!!!
☕💀🦅
The Epic Adventures of Malik and Leonardo
Episode 1
(Updated)
It was a day like any other in the assassin household. The sun was shining, the birds were chirping and flying alongside eagles. On this particular day, however, was quite one that was unexpected for two assassins in the household, well more of a painter and an assassin.
Leonardo was working on repairing a hidden blade, in his upstairs workshop, while Malik was looking over some files downstairs with Maria. Claudia was in the kitchen making dinner with Achilles, waiting for the assassins to return from their mission.
Leonardo was working on fixing a hidden blade that one of the assassins had broken (Jacob) on a "mission" as they claimed.
After some time he had finally finished the repairs on the gauntlet.
Leonardo: there! It's finally finished. *sighs and wipes his brow*
Leonardo put the gauntlet on and tested the grapple hook function as it went flying out and hit the wall. Leonardo then reeled it back into the gauntlet.
Leonardo: perfecto! *takes off the blade and puts it down* *starts walking over to the windowsill and opens it up*
The view wasn't the complete best, cause of the neighboring building hiding their hideout home from the outside world. But at least the birds still managed to make their way through to visit him, as they flew around the hidden space.
Leonardo: *chuckles and leans against the sill edge* Today has been quite kind and peaceful. *breaths in a bit of the air*
He will admit the air back home in his time is cleaner than the city's air, but still open-air nonetheless. One of the birds landed next to Leonardo on the windowsill as it chirped to him.
Leonardo: oh! Why hello there. Sorry, I don't have any bread for you today. A certain two people wanted to see if they could make a rather tall sandwich like the ones on T.V.
He'll never forget the scolding Edward and Alexios got from Shaun for using up all the bread they had.
Leonardo: Heh, but I think- *pulls out some bird food seeds from his pouch* I bought this recently from the store close by.
Leonardo carefully laid his palm open and flat for the bird, as it curiously hopped towards Leonardo's open hand. The bird started to eat some of the seeds from his hand.
Leonardo: it must be nice to see the world from such an amazing view from the sky... *sighs* someday... someday...
The smile on Leonardo's face slowly fell as he stared out the window.
Leonardo: (if I'm able to leave again first...)
The bird finished eating as it stared curiously at Leonardo as if it could tell he was sad. The bird chirped at him getting his attention.
Leonardo: hm? Oh, you finshed already?
The bird chips solemnly to him as it leaped closer to him.
Leonardo: I'm fine my little friend, just... thinking...
The bird tweets at him as it nuzzles next to his hand.
Leonardo: *pets the bird gently with his index finger* "whispers" "I wish I could follow you out there with the other birds..."
Just then he hears the sound of some vehicles pulling up into the hidden area. He looked down and smiled when he saw all the assassins stepping out of the two vans and Desmond off his motorcycle.
Leonardo: ah, They're finally back!
the bird chirps to Leonardo as it stood up.
Leonardo: I'm glad to see you again my little friend, I shall see you again tomorrow morning.
The bird chirps goodbye as it flys away and Leonardo closes the window. He grabbed the newly repaired hidden blade and rushed downstairs to the front door.
Leonardo: their back everyone!
Leonardo shouted as he ran down the last step.
Malik: good, it's about time they came back.
Desmond unlocked the front door and sighed in relief to be home.
Desmond: hey guys, we're back!
Everyone walked inside tired and exhausted.
Desmond, Rebecca, and Shaun were the first three to come in, followed by Altair and Ezio. Altair walked over to the couch where he sat in between Maria and Malik.
Maria: welcome home aleaziz. (dear) *kisses Altair on the check*
Malik: yes, welcome back Novice. Glad to see you made it back safely.
Altair: it's good to be back home.
There was a small meow by Altair's feet. Looking down Altair made a small smile when he saw his little white and black, golden eyes, kitten companion trying to climb up to his lap. Altair picked up the small kitten and settled him down on his lap.
Altair: I missed you too Nasir.
The cat meowed happily at Altair as he purred in his lap, happy for his human to be home.
When Ezio walked into the house after Altair, he immediately received a big hug from his best friend Leonardo as he always did after a mission.
Leonardo: still alive Amico?
Ezio: *Chuckles* still alive.
Ezio broke the hug and produced along into the house. Jacob and Evie then walked into the house after Connor walked in behind Ezio. The sound of two dogs barking and a Turkey gobbling came from up the stairs, as a large, silver furred wolf came rushing down the stairs with a Turkey in an assassin's hood stood on the wolf's back, while a little Welsh corgi ran underneath the large wolf.
Connor: hello silver, Liberty, how are you two. *pets the wolf and Turkey*
The wolf pants and barks while the Turkey cooed.
The little dog under the wolf came rushing towards the Frye twins yipping happily while running around in circles around Jacob.
Jacob: ya it's good to see you too Desmond the dog. *pets Desmond (the dog)*
Desmond (dog) barked then ran off into the kitchen.
Leonardo: oh, Jacob! Your blade is fixed. *hands Jacob the blade*
Jacob: ah, thanks, Leo! You're a lifesaver! *tries to grab the gauntlet from him*
Leonardo: *pulls back the gauntlet* not so fast Jacob! Promise me first that you won't break it again doing something other than a mission.
Jacob: *sighs* I told you I did break it while on a mission.
Altair: when you say "mission" you mean goofing off with Edward and Alexios doing stupid sh*t?
Edward: hey! I resent that remark! *grabs a beer from the fridge and drinks it*
Alexios: we weren't doing stupid sh*t, we were doing important sh*t.
Kassandra: aw yes, cause nothing is more important than swinging from building to building like an Andrew Garfield spider-man for fun on a Saturday afternoon by a construction site.
Jacob, Edward, Alexios: o_o ...
Kassandra: while there were people working...
Jacob: *sigh* fine! *grabs the gauntlet and attaches back onto his wrist*
Leonardo: good.
Evie: *sigh* sometimes I have no idea what I'm going to do with you, Jacob.
Arno: I tried to tell them not to.
Jacob: *smirks* Oh come on Arny you wanted to come with us.
Arno: and I still don't regret not coming along with you three.
Both Claudia and Achilles walked out of the kitchen with their hands full, stacked with plates and silverware to the table.
Claudia: Welcome back everyone! Dinners done.
Claudia smiled as she saw her brother walking over to her and hugging her.
Ezio: saluti (greetings) sister. Here let me help you. *takes half the stack of plate*
Claudia: Grazie Ezio.
Connor: let me help you too Achilles. *takes half the stack from Achilles*
Achilles: thanks you two.
Ezio: so what's on today's menu Claudia? *sets down some plates*
Claudia: homemade pasta with Chicken and salad made with spinach, lettuce, tomatoes, and dressing, and some freshly made biscuits.
Jacob: Sounds scrumptious Claudia! *jumps over the couch and runs over to the table*
Altair: Watch it Frye!
Shaun: Jacob what did we say about jumping over furniture in the house!
Jacob: you said only when templars are around.
Shaun: I never said anything about templars.
Jacob: aw! But if there were, then would I have the full permission to jump over the furniture?
Shaun: ... *sigh* fine.
Jacob: yes!
Evie: I'm sorry Shaun, Jacob can be so obnoxious when he's hungry.
After Claudia, Ezio, Connor, and Achilles set the table Claudia brought in the tray of food over to the table, before going back for the biscuits and salad.
Bayek: do you want us to help you, Claudia?
Claudia: I'm alright Bayek, you can go ahead and take a seat with the others.
Bayek: *nods*
Everyone took their seats at the table, but since the table wasn't quite big enough to fit everyone, some of them had to sit on the couch or floor to eat. Connor, Edward, and Alexios were fine with sitting on the floor by the couch to eat, the three didn't care much about it. Desmond, Shaun, Arno, Aveline, and Kassandra sat on the couch to eat while the others sat at the table to eat. The good thing was that their dining room was connected to the living room so they were still all able to chat with each other as they ate.
Aya: thank you so much, Claudia, the food looks so good.
Claudia: I don't deserve all the credit, Achilles helped with the cooking as well.
Connor: I think you both did an amazing job.
Achilles: when you're retired, you pick up on other hobbies to pass the time.
Aveline: do you need help with serving the food Claudia?
Claudia: si, could you and Connor help pass everyone their meal.
Aveline and Connor: *nods*
Aveline and Connor both got up and helped Claudia serve the food, the three made sure to give everyone even portions of food on each plate then passed the plates around to everyone.
Claudia: one for Desmond.
Desmond: thanks Claudia.
Claudia: Shaun.
Shaun: thank you.
Claudia: Kassandra.
Kassandra: thanks.
Claudia: and a meat-free pasta for you Leonardo.
Leonardo: grazie Claudia.
Claudia: then some bird feed for Senu and Library.
Senu caws happily at the table and begins eating his bird food in a small dish.
Bayek: Senu thanks you Claudia.
Claudia: *smiles* I'm glad.
Library also gobbled happily as well as he ate next to silver.
Connor: and some uncooked chunks of steak meat for silver. *puts down a dog dish full of steak chunks*
Aveline: then some dog food for Desmond 2 and cat food for nasir. *puts down two separate bowls down for Desmond (dog) and nasir*
Once everyone got their food everyone began eating.
Jacob: hmm? *notices Leonardo doesn't have any kind of meat on his plate* no offense, but how come you never eat meat? The chicken is the best part of the meal.
Leonardo: I just don't like the idea of eating meat, it's basically like eating a dead body.
Jacob: But didn't you... never mind. I just don't understand how one can eat plants for their entire lives and not have to eat meat.
Leonardo: because it's much healthier. You above everyone in this house should try and eat healthier foods.
Shaun: and Desmond, don't forget about Desmond.
Desmond: for the last time Shaun, I'm. Not. Fat!
Rebecca: calm down. Shaun Dez is fine how he is.
Desmond: thank you Becs.
Shaun: all I'm saying is that it wouldn't kill ya to lose some weight.
Desmond: and I'm sure it wouldn't kill you- to take a break on the tea-drinking, but I never say anything about it.
Edward: ha! He got you their lad. *drinks his beer*
Altair: that's enough everyone, let's just try and have a nice dinner without fighting.
Alexios: I agree with Jacob, a man needs to have meat on his bones to grow strong, it puts hair on your chest.
Kassandra: and a smelly breath if not taken care of.
Alexios: hey, I brush!
Achilles: not enough to hide your breath you don't.
Alexios: whatever... *breath into his hand and sniffs* OH! *cough* *cough* ya you know what, I'll brush after I'm done eating.
Some of the group laughs as they continued eating and talking with each other. One particular conversation, however.
Aya: me and Bayek would make such amazing dishes back in Egypt.
Arno: *sighs* I remember Elise and I would make desserts in our youths... *sighs* ...
Ezio: *pauses eating for a moment* ... Arno, we talked about this.
Arno: I know I miss her...
Malik: you need to learn to let go. It's starting to get to you badly.
Arno: Tch! Coming from a hypocrite, I would rather be told that by Shay in person.
Malik: . . . the hell is that suppose to mean?
Altair: *pause his eating as well* ...
Arno: aren't you still mourning over your own issues?
Malik: . . . what. issues. Arno.
Everyone: . . .
Arno: you know your-
Desmond: ahem!
Arni: *glances at Desmond*
Desmond: *shakes his head no to Arno and shakes his hand flatly by his neck*
Arno: ... *looks over at Shaun and Rebecca*
Shaun: Uhm- *clears his throat and keeps eating look away from Arno*
Rebecca: don't look at me. You brought it up. *continues eating*
Arno: . . . *looks over to Altair*
Altair: . . . I rather not be dragged into this again. *continues to eat*
Malik: . . . *just glares at Arno* >=|
Arno: ...
Jacob: *leans over to Arno* "I think you messed up this time Frenchy."
Malik: he's right Arno... I suggest you choose your next words... very. very. carefully. . .
Arno: . . . *gulps* uh... w-with... uh... with your uh... with helping Leonardo and his newest designs?
Malik: ... good answer. *continues to eat.
Arno: *sighs in relief and continues eating*
Leonardo: *has a simplistic look on his face* ...
Desmond: ... *grabs his dinner knife and pretends to cut the air with it and examines the knife* ... yep the air is so thick with tension I can cut that sh*t with a knife.
After everyone had eaten, they had time to relax for the rest of the day. Leonardo and Malik were both in his upstairs workshop discussing new possible designs for future hidden blades and gear.
Malik: *sighs* dinner was- no surprise! ... a disaster.
Leonardo: well, you know what they say, having a large family isn't always easy.
Malik: I see why now.
Leonardo: Cheer up my friend, I'm sure it will pass like normal and we'll probably be arguing over something ridiculous the next meal.
Malik: *chuckles* you mean like how Edward and Alexios used up all the bread?
Leonardo: *chuckles and smiles* Si, something of the sort. So I was thinking for this blade design we could try making something more lethal, should they request the target to be brought back alive.
Malik: *looking around the makeshift workshop* Mhm... "this place is getting messer each time I come here... I wonder how he does it in a place like this..."
Leonardo: uh, Malik could you hand me the parchment, for the blueprints over there? *points to a cluttered bookshelf*
Malik: hmm? Oh, sure thing Leonardo. *walks over to the shelf*
Just as he made his way to the shelf, Malik slipped on a screwdriver that was left on the floor. Causing him to fall over barely grabbing the side of the bookshelf with his one arm he fully knocked his body onto the side of the bookshelf accidentally knocking a few things over.
Malik: ugh, Sh*t! *slides down against the shelf*
Leonardo: Dio Mio! *rushes over to Malik* Are you, ok Malik!?
Malik: ugh, ya... I'm fine Leonardo, don't worry about me. *stands up*
Leonardo: Ugh! I apologize, for that. This place is a mess, I knew I probably should have cleaned a bit before asking for your assistance. *starts picking up some of the items from the floor*
Malik: it's fine Leonardo. *starts picking up some of the fallen items and putting them back on the shelf* Here let me at least help you clean up the- *picks up a small opened box* ... mess...
Malik was holding a small wooden box with a small lock on it. Its lock seemed to have broken from the fall, as it was cracked opened a little.
Malik: ... hey Leonardo... what's-
Leonardo seemed to be rambling about the mess and the blade designs, not noticing Malik speaking to him.
Malik: ... *looks at the box for a moment before opening it*
There was something small inside, it was covered with a dark green cloth wrapped around it.
Malik: ... *puts the box down on one of the shelves and removes the top cover of the green cloth* . . . What the hell?
Underneath was a snipper bullet, covered in dried-up bits of blood lying untouched in the cloth.
Malik: *slowly takes out the bullet and examines it* ... he... kept this? ... I thought he said he got rid of this?
Leonardo: maybe once then I can get my space cleared- ... uh Malik?
Malik: *jumps a bit and quickly puts the cloth with the bullet into his pocket and puts the empty box back onto the shelf* Err- sorry about that Leonardo, I was just... looking for the parchment you wanted.
Leonardo: ah never mind that my friend. I'm sure I'll find it another time.
Just then Shaun walks into the workshop space.
Leonardo: saluti Shaun! How can we help you?
Shaun: can I talk with you two for a bit? *closes the door behind him*
Malik: of course, what do you want to discuss with us?
Shaun: *pulls up a chair and takes a seat* ok listen, during our mission today we retrieved a very important flash drive with some important data on it about the Templar's plans for a new device. We're not exactly sure what it is they're trying to build, but whatever it is, it's big. This thing could put the assassins in a tight spot if the Templars ever succeeded in building it.
Leonardo: Oh my.
Malik: and what does this half to do with us?
Shaun: I'm getting there. Luckily we managed to steal the plans from them before they were able to make copies of them. So I wanted to ask if you two are willing to take care of the drive for a bit before William comes by and picks it up, to take it back to the assassins for further research on what the plans are.
Malik: that's it?
Leonardo: but, why us exactly? If you don't mind me asking?
Shaun: well since everyone here is probably going to be on missions, we can't risk them losing the drive while on a mission. Claudia has her things going on and Achilles is no longer fit for the job anymore, so I thought maybe you two would fit the job perfectly. So what do you guys say?
Leonardo: I guess it wouldn't hurt to help.
Malik: I'm fine with it.
Shaun: great! *hands Malik a small white drive with the assassin's logo on it* keep it safe, and protect it with your life.
Malik: we will.
Leonardo: you can count on us, Shaun.
Shaun: good, we have a mission in road island well begone for a while, so I'm counting on you guys to take good care of it till William gets here. Me, Desmond, Rebecca, Ezio, Altair, and Connor will be gone, for the time being. Everyone else will still be here, so you guys should be fine till we get back. We'll be leaving tomorrow at 6, you guys will be fine right?
Leonardo: *nods*
Malik: we'll be just fine. What's the worst that can happen?
End of episode 1
And that's episode 1 for now, tune in for next time to see how terribly wrong this all goes!
Episode 2 is out now [X]
The finale product of my art challenge 👌😎 tap or click image for a better look
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Random headcanon time!
What if Altair meet Sans undertale?
Altair: *humming while reading his book*
Out of no where sans poofs right next to Altair.
Altair: *hears poof and turns over to see sans* O_O
Sans: wow. Where am I? Wait, don't tell me I got dragged into yet another AU about me? *notices Altair standing next to him*
Altair: um...
Sans: or... someone else's AU?...
Sans and Altair stare at each other in silent for an uncomfortably long time.
Altair: ... who are you? And also... what are you?
Sans: oh! I'm Sans, Sans the skeleton.
Altair: ... you are a skeleton?
Sans: yep, I thought that be pretty obvious by now. Heh
Altair: ... why are you here?
Sans: um... to be completely honest... I have no idea how I even got here?
Altair: ... are you hostile!? *pulls out a throwing knife* *eagle glare*
Sans: uh... na, to much work. I mostly sleep, so not much hostility going on with me. But it was "knife" to meet'cha, Hehe.
Altair: (oh great another joker...)
Sans: what's the matter, you don't find my jokes... humorous? Hehe!
Altair: *low growls*
Sans: ok, ok, I'll stop now.
Altair: hm... *puts knife away*
Sans: well, now that's out of the way, let's just get to the pointof things, so mind telling me who you are?
Altair: ... my name is Altair.
Sans: Altair uh? Well it's nice to meet you. So uh... where exactly am I?
Altair: your in my descendant, Desmond's house.
Sans: ... how old are you exactly?
Altair: 30
Sans: *sighs* hehe, you had me for a second their cause I thought you said descendant for a second-
Altair: I did.
Sans: O_0 ... um... what year were you born in?
Altair: January 11, 1165
Sans: uh... ok wow, hehe- wasn't expecting that, but geez... (I guess this world is capable of... time travel magic... or science?) I maybe an undead skeleton, but your even older then me gramps.
Altair: *low growl* well, how old are you?
Sans: well surprisingly I'm actually in my 30s too. *turns to readier* look it up, it's there.
Altair: ... so where exactly are you from?
Later
Sans: and that's basically how Frisk the human child saved every monster like me from the underground, now humans and monsters are starting to get along happily on the surface together and our lives have never been more at peace.
Altair: hm... interesting... so this determination is what gives the child the ability to manipulate time and space?
Sans: yep. Just like the pieces of Eden that you told me about.
Jacob and Edward walk by the couch.
Jacob: hey Altair, sans.
Edward: hey lads.
Altair: hey.
Sans: sup.
Jacob and Edward keep walked untill they got to the kitchen where they froze for a short second before walking backwards towards the couch.
Jacob and Edward stare at the skeleton in the blue hoodie.
Jacob: O_O
Edward: O_O
Sans: ... uh... hi?
Jacob: ... Altair... why is their a skeleton that looks an awful lot like sans... sitting next you?
Altair: *shrugs shoulders*
Sans: that's because I am sans?
Jacob and Edward: ... HOLY SH*T IT SANS-
More later
All of Desmond's ancestors soon found themselves all sitting around the skeleton in the blue jack, listening to him telling his jokes.
Sans: so I said knock, knock, then they said, who's there? I go. Dishes. They replied. Dishes who? Then I said, dishes a very bad knock knock joke. Hehe!
Half of Desmond's ancestors laughed at the skeleton's joke.
Jacob: HAHA! This skeleton's a bloody riot! HAHA!
Ezio: Haha! Si he truly is.
Edward: I could drink to that.
Desmond unlocked the front door and walked in with Shaun and rebecca with some groceries in their hands.
Desmond: *locks the door* hey guys.
Ancestors: hey Desmond.
Rebecca: Did everyone behave themselves?
Altair: yes.
Shaun: good.
Desmond: oh hey sans.
Sans: sup.
They walk past the couch to put the groceries away and after words they quickly realized what just happened and walked back to the couch.
Sans: ... oh boy here we go... 3, 2, 1-
Desmond, Shaun and Rebecca:
SAAAANS-
Well heres a new comic idea for ya... I actually might draw this at some point. Welp hope you enjoyed this anyway!
I was looking threw my phone today and I saw this old drawing i did of grillby from undertale I did two years back.
I just wanted to share it =)
Mercy I hate how i did his head and arms...
This FALL!
Templar: THEIR GETTING AWAY!
Malik: Keep running Leo!
Leonardo: IM TRYING!
For the most anticipated Adventure of a life time!
Leonardo: AH! *trips* MALIK HELP!
Malik was to far into the woods to hear.
Templar: we got you now! *shoots by Leo's leg*
Leonardo: AAH! *shakes*
Templar leader: YOU IDIOT DON'T SHOOT HIM! That's leonardo da Vinci, one bullet in him and we could all be sent back to the dark ages!
Join Malik al sayf
Malik: I think we lost them leo. Leo? *turns head around* ... oh sh*t! Leo I'm coming!
Malik started running back after leonardo.
Templar: sorry sir!
Templar leader: don't start, cause you could have bla bla-
As they argued Leonardo saw the perfect opportunity to divides his escape. He saw a rock next to him, the size of a small tennis ball, he picked it up and then started running.
Templar leader: DAMN IT! DON'T JUST STAND THERE AFTER HIM!
And Leonardo da Vinci
Leonardo stopped when he got far enough away.
Templar: you got no where to run!
Templar leader: now, hand over the drive!
Leonardo: *pants* *throws the rock but over shots it and ducks*
Malik: Leo I'm here-!
Templar: Wow! *miss fires by accident*
Instead of hitting Leonardo it end up hitting something.
Templar leader: you idiot what did I JUST SAY!
Templar: my bad.
Templar leader: Whatever, nice try Da Vinci, but a little rock isn't gonna stop us-
The rock hits a loos heavy brench above the two templars and started to break off from the tree.
Templar leader: so why don't you just come with us and- *gets crushed by the gaint tree brench* AAH-
The two templars were crushed by the gaint tree branch making them unconscious.
The Epic Adventures of Malik and Leonardo
Leonardo: Hey! It worked, I did it! *turns around* Malik did you-
Malik: grr... *right hand covering the hole in his chest*
Leonardo: Oh my goodness! Are you alright?!
Malik: I have, a f@#$ing hole in my chest! WHY DIDN'T YOU BLOCK THAT ONE!
Leonardo: I thought you had it!
Malik: Nooo!
COMING SOON
So I hope you guys liked this written out trailer of a thing I'm working on, called the epic adventures of Malik and Leonardo. So basically it is exactly what the title states it is so ya the story is basically gonna be about Malik and leonardo battling their way threw templars trying to get back home.
There will be...
drama! Heart break! Comedy! ACTION! ADVENTURE!!!
So don't miss out on this epic tale that I made out of boredom cause of school and covid!
Day 4: The mandalorian
Just one more to go 😁
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"This is the way."
Assassin's creed - Fresh Prince of bel air headcanon
It was 12;01 in the assassin house hold, connor had gotten into a fight with his father yesterday about how his mother, after she had mysterious arrived in the future and decided to let her stay with them. After their heated argument, the other assassins all agreed that it was probably best to stay out of it and just hope they'd sort it out in the morning.
Conner was tossing and turning in his bed for about 3 hours straight, think about the fight he had with his dad. He sighed and decided that maybe he should go and talk with mom for some advice, so he got up and walked out of his room into the hallway to his mother's room.
When connor reach his mother he gave the door two knocks.
Ziio: who is it?
Conner: opens door* hey, mom listen I know it's late but we really need to talk.
Both Ziio and Haytham poke their heads out from under the sheets.
Conner: 0_0
Ziio: makes a nervous smile*
Haytham: 🤨
Conner: AAAAAAAHH!!! MOMMA NOOO!!!
Ziio: 😕 connor-
Conner: AAAH! *walks to the other side of the room* Momma HOo. YOU. HIM. HERE. HOo?? I NEED A MOMENT!
Connor: takes a set on a near by chair* sigh* I'm an adult... I can handle this... sigh* I'm ok... *slowly turns his head back to his parents*
Ziio: Nervously smiles*
Haytham: expressionless*
Conner: MOMMA NOOO!
Haytham: Connor will you keep it down!
Connor turns over at his father with any anger glare in his eyes, he walks over and points at him.
Connor: I'm not ready to talk YOU! yet young man!
Desmond and Altair come rushing into the room.
Desmond: what's going on we heard screaming?!
Ziio and Haytham: ...
Altair and Desmond: 0_0
Ezio rushes into the room.
Ezio: what's this a pajama party? Scotch over!
Ezio tries to run towards the bed, but Altair grabbed him by his thin t-shirt and pulled him back.
Rebecca and Shaun then came rushing in as well.
Shaun: what's going on? *sees Ziio and Haytham* ... Ew. *walks back to his room*
Rebecca: hey~
Haytham: ...
Connor: OK EVERYBODY OUT! I WANT YOU ALL OUT OF HERE!
Everyone walks out of the room and back to their rooms.
Connor: turns over to his parents* takes a deep breath* ok mom, I just want to let you know... that I am hurt and I don't think, that mothers are supposed to do... what... OH MY GOD I JUST GOT A MENTAL PICTURE!!!
Connor: hold both hand firmly on his head* GET IT OUT!!! *starts running back to his room while freaking out.
I hope you enjoy this headcannon of assassin's creed of bel air. I was originally gonna do Ezio, his mom, and his uncle mario but I found this version of it a little more funnier.
By the way I dare some on Tumblr to either draw this headcanon as a comic or animation, cause I wanna see that!
I also I'm might do more of these, except they'll all just be headcanons of duccio being thrown out of the house like Jazz everytime he did something stupid.
Duccio: AAAH! *lands face first on the yard*
Alexios vs. Siren head
Our journey starts with Desmond, Altair, Ezio, Alexios, and kassandra were lost in the woods hunting for siren head. Ok so long story short the gang were all sent out on a mission for a piece of Eden that had mysteriously vanished off raider in the woods. It was soon revealed that siren head had taken the piece of Eden, so their mission is to find siren head then fine the piece of Eden.
Desmond: ok guys stay close and quiet. We don't want siren head to find us.
Altair: I still don't understand as to how this creature even is real.
Ezio: I don't care if this creature is real or not, it creeps me out either way.
Kassandra: oh don't be such a baby Auditore, the sooner we find the piece the sooner we can leave.
Alexios: Hehe, I just want to hunt down that monstrous creature and have it's siren head on my night stand!
Desmond: Ssh! Alexios keep it down! Or siren head might hear you!
Altair: this is f@#$ing ridiculous, how do we even know this thing is even real-
*tornado siren goes off in the distance*
Desmond: guys...
*heavy footsteps come marching closer*
Ezio: uh oh...
*siren head emerges from the tall pine trees*
Kassandra: SIREN HEAD!!!
Desmond: everybody run!!!
They all start running for there lives, except for Alexios.
Alexios held his ground as siren head now stood a foot away from Alexios.
Desmond and the other stop when they saw Alexios standing in place.
Desmond: BRO ALEXIOS WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!
Alexios glared at siren head as he saw that siren head had the shroud of Eden rapped around its lamppost like neck.
Kassandra: BROTHER DON'T DO IT! ITS NOT WORTH LOOSING YOUR LIFE!! WILL FIND ANOTHER WAY!!!
Alexios continued to stare the creature down as siren head did the same. Siren head then screeched a might roar that made even a deaf man's ears bleed. But Alexios was not having it.
Altair: oh boy...
Alexios:... *takes a deep breath* NOW LISTEN HEAR YOU F@#$ING lanky stick lookin @$$!!! Bro! Have you even eaten! Have you even eaten! Bro! Your not dummy THICC your dummy STICK ya skinny F@#$ing b@#$!
Alexios: *pulls out some beef jerky* You need this more then me DON'T YA!!! COME EAT IT! YA LIGHT POST PIECE OF SH*T!!! F@#$ YOU!!!
Desmond: 0_0
Altair: 0_0
Ezio: 0_0
Kassandra: 0_0
Siren head: 😥
Desmond: oh geez
Siren head goes and cries by a tree.
Desmond: ya- ya didn't half to do him like that Alexios.
Another headcanon inspired by the boys from joshdubs. And as always I'll have a video link below. 👌 and a thank you to Trevor Henderson for creating the infamous siren head.
Altair: If you could go back in time to undo any moment, what would it be?
Malik: this conversation.
Day 3: Sans from Undertale
🦴💀💙❤
Day 2: Goblin slayer
This one took a while to complete 😓 but it turned out pretty good 😎👌
If assassin's creed was star wars
Altair climbed up a rocky cliff and stood high and mighty as he saw Haytham just down below. Both with their hiden light sabers activated and light sabers in hand.
Altair: It's over Haytham! I have the high ground!
Haytham: You underestimate my POWER!
Altair: don't try it!
Haytham leaps up and onto a rocky plat form them does one final leap before flipping a little to close towards Altair.
Altair then uses his hiden blade to stab Haytham in the gut then with the light saber he sliced off his legs and left arm. Haythem screamed in pain before he started tumbling down the rocky cliff close to the lava flow.
Altair retreated his blade and saber and looked down at Haythem, while Haytham looked up at him from below and ever slowly tried to crawl closer to the cliff.
Altair: YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE! It was said that you would destroy the Templars, not join them!
Haytham began to crawl even closer, yet he was still so far out of reach.
Altair: Bring balance to the Force of Eden... NOT LEAVE IT IN DARKNESS!
Altair turned his back away from Haytham as he continued to try and crawl to the top of the cliff. Altair picked up Haytham's light saber and started walking away, but not before taking one last glance at what has become of young Haytham.
Haytham: I HATE YOU!
Altair: you were my brother, Haytham.
Altair: I loved you.
The best ending Alternet ending
Altair: it's over Haytham! I have the high ground!
Haytham: don't underestimate my power!
Altair: Are you dumb or just f***ing special? I've been training you for 13 long-@$$ years and you still think having some sort of magical bull**** power is going to save your three little b*** limbs when I chop you up like Darth Robert? Not only am I more skilled then you, I'm on the MOTHER****ING HIGH GROUND! Have you ever read the art of war?! it says in bold "do not try and f*** with the high ground, Haytham." This is honestly the reason why you're not a master assassin. Your ligitamently dumber then sand and more of a whiny emotional sh*t then your partner shay. Also you were my brother Haytham, I loved you.
Personally I like the last ending better.
By the way that last one is a reference to this x
My life is now complete
Finaly I have my Altair boi!
I literally had stayed up till 2 in the morning just to get him.... totally worth it! I REGRET NOTHING!
My latest TikTok Video
I decided to do a draw 5 of your favorite characters from five different fandoms if you'd like to do this challenge yourself fill free to do so and if you'd like to send your art to my blog you can send your submissions as well
Day 1: Assassin's creed
The most cursed thing I've ever seen on Google...
My boi what has my friend done to you!!!
Ya so funny story. Two of my friends and I were playing super smash bros ultimate three days ago and we were looking at some of the mii fighters that people made and we happen to stumble a'pon the meme able Small-taïr and both of my friends know how much I love Altaïr from assassin's creed and one of my friends thought it be funny to find an image someone drew online and send this to me...
Poor Altaïr hasn't caught a break since 1165
