Requested long ago by @crystal--cloverβ
this should have been done a long time ago lol π
Finally
At long last
AND HE COMES WITH HIS OWN TINY ICONIC PLAGUE DOCTOR'S BAG!
Altair: hello there and welcome to Altair's cooking show extravaganza.
Altair: now here we have a middle eastern potato *grabs gernade* now what you want to do is just slowly cut in the middle of it as to not get the detonator- *click*
Altair: oh sh*t uh uh APPETIZERS!
Alexios: Ooo appet- *explodes in the middle of the door way* AAAAAH!
Desmond: haha!
All the of Desmond's assassin ancestors and Shaun have infiltrated Abstratego to save Alexios with each of them having guns with them.
Desmond: Ree- I'm mean Alexios!
Alexios: *autotuned voice* WHat dO YOu WAant?
Desmond: Alexios we're here to save you!
Alexios: WHat Do YOu f**king MEaN save me I am perfect- *Jacob gets a little closer to him*
Alexios: GEt ThE F**k Away FRom ME!
Jacob: *shuffles back*
Alexios: Put THe f**king guns dOwn or I'm gOnNA to pull the GrEnADe!
Desmond: ok everyone put your guns down!
Alexios: *pulls grenade pin* Uh Oh I JUsT PuLlED the GERNAAAADE!
Desmond: haha!
Everyone: *backs away from Alexios*
Alexios: *holds grenade out* OOOOO You BeTTeR STAY AWAY~
Altair: *throws small plastic bottle*
Alexios: Whoo THe F**k threw THat PLaSTic I WILL STABE YOU!! SKSKSK SAVE THE TURTLES!!!
Alexios: PRASE A LOOOOOOOONE! *Explodes*
Desmond: OOOOH!
Altair: Allright gentlemen, I'm not going to lie to you, we are in some serious sheeet. The zombies are knocking on our door step but I think what really ticks me off the most is-
Alexios: *slaps Altair in the face so hard he passes out while Alexios rees super loudly*
Shaun: holy sh*t! You killed him!
Desmond: *laughs in the back ground*
Alexios was placed in a hole that was sealed shut while reeing in the sealed hole in the ground.
Altair: I have seen the rings of stare, I've walked across the gates of Dacuba... I-I don't have an answer for this.
Alexios: *escapes the hole*
Altair: this is why you get your kids vaccinated.
Alexios: my mom fully vaccinated me... wait a minute. *a hole threw time and space opens up to ancient Greece*
Alexios: MOM DID YOU VACCINATE ME! WHEN I WAS YOUNG!
*mom responds back*
Alexios: OH OK THANKS I GUESS IM GONNA F**KING DIE NOW!
*Desmond and shaun laugh in the background*
*portal closes*
Shaun: so what did she say?
Alexios: so uh hmm, I have about 5 seconds to live now, I love you all and-
*Alexios faints*
Shaun: what? WHAT THE F**K JUST HAPPENED?!?
Desmond: h-he died he got herpes.
Altair: does this mean I'm replacing Alexios?
Shaun: ya
Desmond: ya ya ya. Hold on, were you vaccinated?
Shaun: were you?
Altair: no I was vaccinated, but now I gotta learn how to ree
*Altair clears his throat*
Altair: Ahm... *makes a serious face* reeee
Alexios: *rises back up* Do I smell, a motherf***ing challenge. You thik you could take. my. throne!
*Alexios gets up in Altair's face*
Altair: it pretty easy when it's so damn small!
Alexios: Well no sh*t I'm f**king fat!
Shaun, desmond, Altair: wait what?
Desmond: t-that's not how it works.
Alexios: I challenge you to a f**king ree off c***t!
*Alexios and Altair clear their throats*
Alexios: REEEEEEEE!
Altair: reeee
Alexios: REEEEEEEEE!
Altair: reeeeeeee reeeee
If you guys have any better ideas then this you can ask or if you want more of this... ask or if you just never want to see this again.... don't ask... ya =)
Jacob: *sitting on the couch watching T.V with Edward and Desmond* ... the ocean is a soup.
Desmond: ... what?
Jacob: the ocean... is a soup.
Edward: how- ... oh my god he's right.
Desmond: ok are you two drunk again or something?
Jacob: think about it, what kind of stuff do you normally put in a soup?
Desmond: I mean, water obviously, some vegetables, meat for some like chicken noodles soup for example- . . . Oh my God the ocean is a soup-
Jacob: the ocean is a soup.
Desmond: Holy sh*t! the ocean is a soup!
Edward: see whose the drunk one now?
Desmond: . . . What tHE FUC-
Hello... is this a possible sneek peek for a sequel to another random thoughts with Jacob Frye? ...
Maybe π
Altair: If you could go back in time to undo any moment, what would it be?
Malik: this conversation.
Hi there! :D Once you get this say five things you like about yourself, publicly, and send it to 10 of your favorite followers. spread some positivity! β¨β€οΈβπ₯β¨
I like how that I have the werid ability to make my friends, family, and others smile and happy whenever I'm around them and even when I get excited about something. π
I like how I weirdly always have the right thing to say to people when they are down or when they feel bad about themselves. π€ like I was just naturally born with the wisdom of an older adult. π©π½βπ«
I like how I'm super creative and come up with new ideas almost 24/7 I love to draw and write down new story ideas, I sometimes wish I had more time to explore some of the creative ideas I have in my own head πβπ
I like how well mentally strong I am, I may not be physically all that strong, but I think my mental strength is all tha I really need, like not giving up hope in what seems like an endless tunnel of darkness or surrenedering, is definitely a good trait that I have. π©π½βπΌ
Lastly what I like about myself, I like how I'm always able to see the good in people no matter the person, I belive their is good in everyone if they just embrace it inside of hiding it or pushing it away, it's important to embrace who you are inside not on the outside. π¦Έπ½ββοΈπ§π½ββοΈ
Drew this guy a long while ago but- meh. Meet Alason ααα¨-α΄ααΎα· Brynjar! Ex-Military combat pilot/ engineer!
Hi, just wanted to say. I love reading you're Assassin creed stories. They're fun to read (β γ₯β qβ ββ βΏβ βΏβ ββ qβ )β γ₯
Hey! I'm glad you enjoy the content πππΌ I hope to share more stories in the future
I know It's been so long...
since the last I've actually posted on Tumblr.
Yes, that was a FNaF reference. Despite not using this account much other than to look at other people's works. And posting art once in a blue moon. I still hope you guys enjoy the old Assassin's Creed content and some of my original content. I can assure you I am far from done with my Assassin's Creed Lost in Modern Ages AU nor my Originals. Maybe someday I will post something again. But until then, I hope you guys have a Merry Christmas ππΌ and stay safe out there
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