Not So Berry Legacy Challenge

Hii!! Can i requests hurt/comfort! Uzui scenario with s/o she! pronouns which is insecure because of all his wives she has the smalles chest and she thinks Tengen likes her the least because of that. Like she thinks that's the only reason she's the least attractive wife. It can be either nsfw or sfw whatever to your preferences

Thank you and have a nice day!!

thank you for your request - tengen is *chef's kiss*

warning: a tiny bit of smut'ering

You really tried not to think about it.

And yet at the same time, it was too difficult to ignore. Whenever you stood next to Suma, Makio, and Hina, the difference between your builds became glaringly obvious. And while the three women stood proud and tall, you were often hunched over, fiddling with the ornaments adorning your sleeves.

It’s a particularly nasty remark from one of the lower rank demon slayers that stings particularly hard.

“Tengen seems to have a type,” he jokes. “All three of his wives are gorgeous!”

“There’s four of us, actually,” Suma pipes in.

The recruit turns to look at you with a dumbfounded expression, quickly getting flustered. “O-Oh, my apologies! I, uh, I did not realize you’re one of the wives too. Y-You’re very pretty, as well!”

You nod meekly to acknowledge his half-hearted compliment, but your eyes are already welling up with tears.

It hurts. You swallow painfully, darting off before Makio can pull you back by your sleeve. You don’t want anyone to see you crying. That recruit was right - they’re all so wonderful, so beautiful, and well, with certain assets that you lack. Why did Tengen even marry you? You’re clearly not his type. He must be forcing himself to be nice to you, because he is so considerate of your feelings. He probably doesn’t even find you attractive.

Isn’t it only natural to have the least favorite one among his wives?

You find yourself near an abandoned warehouse when you finally collapse from exhaustion, tears welling up in your eyes. Pulling your knees to your chest, you sob into the fabric of your clothes, but those awful thoughts keep gnawing away at your sanity. At some point, you pass out, too heartbroken and exhausted to carry on.

It’s late into the evening when you finally stir, and you gasp when you meet Tengen’s eyes, shining sharply in the moonlight. It’s already too late to hide from him - your eyes have been rubbed raw with tears, and your hair has turned into an absolute mess.

“Suma, Makio, and Hina caused quite the ruckus earlier,” he says, in an uncharacteristically serious tone. “Can’t believe my girls just jumped a single recruit and beat him bloody.”

You hang your head. Now they will be in trouble - because of you. Perhaps you really are a misfortune to this family, you think as new tears prick at the corners of your eyes.

“To top it all off,” Tengen continues, as he crouches down to look you in the eye. “When I come back, I hear that my (Name) has run off somewhere. Not exactly flamboyant of you lot.”

He waits for you to talk patiently, but you’re unable to face him, counting the old floorboards that line the terrace. There are so many things you could tell him, or you could just brush it all off. Perhaps that would be for the best. And yet as soon as you open your mouth, all reason leaves your sense.

“You should divorce me,” your voice comes out choked, your shoulders shaking from pitiful sobs.

You don’t have the heart to gaze up at Tengen, but you can try to imagine how his face looks. Relieved? Surprised, but thankful you were the one to suggest it? Happy he does not have to pretend to like you anymore?

He’s quiet for a moment, and completely still.

“Divorce?” he mirrors your words, his tone flat and void of emotion.

“Y-Yes...” you sob, burying your face in your palms. Before you know it, all of those ugly thoughts spill from your lips like curses. “I know that you don’t like me... I-I’m not your type... I’m nothing like them, so you- you must hate me. I hate that you’re forcing yourself to be with me because you have to. And I-"

“Force myself to be with you..?” you see his fist clench. “(Name), where is this coming from? Was it that... rascal? Did he say something foolish to you?”

Tengen's springing to his feet in an instant, and you recognize a murderous aura surrounding him. You’ve known him long enough to realize how dangerous it would be to let him go now - so you rise to stop him, your small hands clinging to his muscular arm.

“Tengen, please...” you plead with him, gazing up through your wet eyelashes.

His expression softens immediately, tense muscles relaxing under your gentle hold. Before you can lower your gaze again, he snatches your chin and pulls you against his chest, eyes soft, but focused.

“Then tell me,” he frowns. “What about you could possibly not be my type?”

You try to wiggle away, but his hold is firm.

“(Name),” he cautions, and you realize there is no getting out of this.

“M-My chest,” you spill, squeezing your eyes shut in embarrassment. You hope the ground will open up and swallow you whole.

“Your... chest?” he tilts his head to the side in confusion. “My sweet girl, have you gone mad?”

“I-It’s small!” your hands clench at your sides, your bottom lip quivering as you refuse to face your husband. “Compared to the rest of the girls, I-”

Tengen presses his thumb against your lips and hums in contemplation.

“I see,” he hums. “There has been an oversight on my part.”

You’re about to ask what he means, and yet before you know it, Tengen’s grabbing you and hoisting you over his shoulder. You squeak, hitting him on the shoulder weakly, but he merely chuckles.

“I’ll just have to show how much I love you... in the most flamboyant manner possible.”

He doesn’t bother taking you home as he strolls to the abandoned warehouse, dropping you off on one of the crates. You squeak as you fall and tremble as he looms over you, a trademark smirk gracing his features.

“T-Tengen...” you whimper as he nuzzles the crook of your neck, his rough hands raking down your body. “We can’t... Not here... What if someone walks in?”

You gasp when his calloused hands slip under your clothes, kneading and caressing your chest. “All the better,” he grins. “Let the whole world know how much I love my wife.”

When his rough kisses trail down to your chest, you’re already a whimpering mess, cheeks impossibly red. He’s biting, nipping, licking, and sucking, content to just worship you like this for the rest of the evening. He loves how soft you become in his hold, pulling gingerly at his hair, soon turning into a blubbering mess from his undivided attention.

Ever since that evening, he’s become even more attentive towards you! He flaunts you around at every chance he gets, he buys you gifts like cute kimonos that suit your figure and gorgeous lingerie and compliments you every chance he gets. He’ll spoil you until you learn to love your chest as much as he does, and he loves it a lot. At least initially, when the two of you are intimate, he will be surprisingly gentle and romantic, as much as his disposition allows anyways.

When you grow a bit more confident, he’ll dress you in the most exquisite, lewd lingerie and have you face the mirror as he has his way with you. Even when you’re out in public, he’ll sneakily grope you and whisper something very inappropriate into your ear, making you turn beet-red. Overall, he sees it as his duty to remind you how much he loves you, and make sure you love yourself too!

All of the girls will make sure you grow more confident in your body, too! Whether your relationship is platonic or romantic, they care about you a lot, and they find you absolutely stunning. Suma is always there to nuzzle you, remarking how you’re so cute, so soft, so stunning; Makio will jump at anyone who ever compares you in an insensitive manner; whereas Hina will give you the most heartfelt compliments.

Overall, everyone in your family adores you so much, any kind of insecurities you have will be rooted out with love and care before you know it!

Fat pussy drunk Hwajin, motherfucker would eat you out first thing in the morning. He would love to wake you up by delving his tongue between your plump lower lips and just suckle on them a bit before spreading them apart with his long fingers. He loves to see your hole just clenching around nothing and your cute clit just peeking out :(

He would just bravely cage his head between your thick thighs, rest his forehead on the FUPA and go to TOWN on it.

I mean like even if you were cooking in the kitchen, whether you are wearing a short skirt, some comfy shorts or just your underwear. He would just squish your tummy, leave bite marks on your soft neck and make you moan. Not long after, he would just slide onto the floor behind you, and push up your skirt/pull down your shorts and just play with your sweet cunt through your underwear until you are wet, just soaking wet and weeping to just have his way with you. And he could never deny what his sweet sensitive chubby cherub wants :( he will always live for your pleasure :(

I want a Hwajin pls 🥺♥️

OHOHOOOOO

ANONNNN

THE CAN OF WORMS YOU JUST OPENED!!!!

We're doing Hwajin Na and chubby fem reader bc you brought up pussies soooooo yea sksksk

CW: oral (female receiving), foodplay, feeding kink if you squint, cockwarming, smut just so much fucking smut you would not believe sksksk

ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT

Now, i may be biased bc i am a chubby person

BUT

I wholeheartedly believe Hwajin is a chubby chaser

Now obviously i dont think Hwajin would care about your body type bc he loves you for you and that includes whatever body you have

HOWEVER

He can't help but let his eyes linger over the pretty chubby girls he sees out and about

There's just something about their soft plush bodies that makes him stop and stare, wondering how their tummy would feel in his hands and how their thighs would feel on his cheeks

So when he meets you at a quiet bar one Saturday evening?

Oh lord, he's in trouble sksksk

Of course his eyes find your thighs immediately, your thick legs peeking out beneath your dark mini dress, and he's already smitten

And then he moves closer to the bar and sees your tits almost spilling out of the top, and then suddenly he's sitting beside you and he feels his mouth go dry when he sees your belly pushing against the stretchy material of your dress

Oh

Yeah

He needs to fuck you

He buys you a drink (because he's such a gentleman), striking up a conversation with you

You recognize him from all those viral videos where he beats up kids!

He's kinda embarrassed that that's how you two hit it off, but hey! At least you're talking to him

You chat for an hour or so before he leans in, his breath fanning your ear, actin all seductive and shit

"I'd love to take you home and fuck your brains out."

UUUHHHHHHH A LITTLE FORWARD THERE BUT OKAY 🥴

Yall go back to your place (bc there's no way in hell you're going to a strange man's apartment, what if he's an ax murderer???) and he does what he promised and fucks 👏 your 👏 brains 👏 out 👏

You thought he was just saying that BUT NOPE

This man is all over you like white on rice the minute you step through the door

I'm talking squeezing and grabbing every single inch of you he can get his hands on

He's trying to be considerate and hold himself back but your lips are so soft and your moans are so cute and when he pulls away from you and sees your hazy hooded eyes staring back at him?

He just can't help himself

Like he lifts you up, big hands holding onto the backs of your thighs, his half-hard cock pressing against your cunt as he walks you to the bedroom

Insists on eating your pussy, like he just straight up won't take no for an answer

You: I-It’s okay! You don't have to! I haven't shaved in a while so-

Hwajin: *already on his knees, drooling like a fucking dog, his cock throbbing* nah it's cool, i don't mind

Oh and he really eats you out

This man doesn't come up from between your legs until you've cum 5 times at least

He loves burying his face between your thighs and wiggling his face between your chubby pussy lips and smothering your slick all over him

He has no idea why you were hesitant to do this bc good god you are fucking divine jesus christ you taste so good and you're so soft and warm and shit he's gonna cream his pants if he isnt careful-

Loves smacking your pussy and making you jolt, your entire body shaking from the impact

It just makes him wanna do it again and again until you're weeping

You literally have to beg him to shove his cock in you bc tbh he could live between your thighs the rest of his life and never get bored

And when he pushes into you for the first time?

OHOHOOOO

GET READY TO BE BEDRIDDEN FOR THE NEXT MONTH BC HE GOES FERAL

I imagine he takes you from behind the first time, hands gripping your love handles tightly, smacking your ass and watching it jiggle

He loves seeing your ass bounce with every thrust of his cock

AND THE WAY YOUR CUNT FEELS AROUND HIM JESUS CHRIST-

You know how cotton candy is like soft and pillowy and you feel like you could sleep on it?

That's literally how your pussy feels to him

Now, it probably doesn't sound sexy thinking about him sticking his dick in a ball of cotton candy, but he aint the smartest and he doesn't know how else to describe how wonderful your cunt feels around him

You're wet and tight and hot jesus your cunt is on fucking fire it feels so fucking good-

He'll wrap his arms around once he starts getting close, one hand squeezing your tit while the other plays with your cute clit

Is determined to make you cum before he does bc he needs to feel you spasm on his cock, he's gotta know how it feels, he's gotta burn it into his memory

And once you do he loses his goddamn mind and cums right after

You don't remember much after that, you were so spent that you kinda just passed out from exhaustion

You wake up next morning like "damn did i get hit by a fuckin bus wth happened last night?"

You are so fucking sore like you breathe and you're groaning weakly

You're about to get up and go to the bathroom when an arm wraps around your waist and pull you towards a very firm figure

Oh shit

He stayed the night??

You're honestly shocked, you were sure Hwajin was a playboy and would leave before you woke up, but there he was sleeping peacefully, snoring as he pushed his face into your neck

The morning is a little awkward after he wakes up

You're not used to partners staying overnight, you usually walk them out or they leave while you're getting ready for bed

So you have no clue what to say as he silently makes you breakfast

He sets the plate in front of you jeez, is this guy some kind of chef bc this looks fucking amazing and finally talks to you

"I'd like to take you out sometime, if that's cool with you..."

You're honestly shocked again sksksks and you're not sure how to respond

I mean... he did fuck you so hard last night that you couldn't get out of bed this morning without his help...

Sure, fine, why not? It's not like you're getting any younger

Turns out that Hwajin is a lot sweeter than you first thought

He doesn't always show it but he really is a gentleman (holding the door open for you, pulling out your chair for you and pushing it in, paying for the meal you ate)

You actually had a really nice time :)

He seems a bit flustered when he takes you home which is v different than the confident sexy man you met at the bar

You ask him what's up and tbh you expect him to say that he's not interested or that he just wants to be fuck buddies or some shit

He blushes a bit and rubs the back of his neck

"I know this is probably gonna sound... weird and maybe I'm rushing things but... w-would you be my girlfriend?"

Your face heats up and you're getting all flustered bc?? This super mega hot dude wants to date you? Fr??? Are you dreaming? Like obviously you're a catch and any person would be blessed to have you as a partner, but you're still taken aback that a guy like him would want to date you

The reality is that Hwajin is so in awe of you that he can't help but become possessive and want you all to himself but he's not gonna say that after one date bc that's kinda creepy sksksk

"Um... sure. Okay."

His face lights up and he gives a big toothy grin and you stg that he looks like a little puppy that just got a new toy

"Really??" omg he's so fucking cute when he's excited

Long story short, yall are a couple and your relationship is actually really great! It wasn't always easy and took a lot of work but you've gotten to the point where you live together and you're very happy 😊

...and the sex ain't bad either sksksk

Nah fr, this dude fucks like a champion, he knows all your sweet spots and zeros in on em every time you get naked

He always has his hands on you. Im talkin hands on your waist, tummy, thighs, hips, shit sometimes he even holds your titty while you're relaxing on the couch and watching a movie

But his favorite place to put his hands is def your pussy

He is, quite literally, OBSESSED with your pussy

Loves rubbing his fingers over your pussy lips and squeezing the fat between his digits

He also likes nibbling on your chubby lips with those pointy teeth of his which??? Dude you good? Its a lil concerning that you're actin like you're ACTUALLY gonna eat me-

Get ready for HOURS of pussy worship

This man just does not know when to stop or maybe he just doesn't want to

You'll be on your 8th orgasm trying to shove his head away bc you know he's gonna wanna dick you down after and you just don't have the energy for that shit, but he just keeps going like the fuckin psychopath he is

You always end up with hickeys and bites over your thighs and pussy lips bc he just?? Idk man he just needs to mark you up, it just makes his chest and dick swell, he can't help it

You're so exhausted from oral sometimes that you can't take his dick, you're just too sensitive like it fuckin hurts bro

But its cool tho! He'll just lube up your thighs and fuck em like his life depends on it he secretly loves fucking your thighs so sometimes he overstims you just so he can be like "oh shoot, your pussy is too sensitive, guess i gotta fuck your thighs tonight 🤷‍♀️" dude you could just ask jesus, ya don't gotta be all secretive and shit

He's so good with aftercare tho, he'll clean you up and give you kisses everywhere and tell you how much he loves and appreciates you 🥺💕

He ends up falling asleep on your tummy, snoring loudly but you're so used to it by now that you can't sleep without him snoring

Buuuuuuuuut this isn't all mushy gushy

He ain't sleeping on your tummy bc he's an uwu baby that wants to cuddle i mean, he is but that's not the reason he decided to do that

He sleeps on your tummy so its easier to slip down between your thighs in the morning

He'll be glad that he convinced you not to wear any underwear the night before, lifting up your night shirt to expose your cute tummy and precious pussy

This man is so whipped for your pussy like jesus christ he would murder a man just to lick your pussy

He'll hook your legs over his shoulders, nose his way between your pussy lips and just go to town

Literally addicted to your taste, doesn't matter if you're salty, sweet, or just taste like water, he wants to drink up every last drop and then go in for seconds

Loves pushing his tongue into your entrance and swirling it around, his nose pushing into your clit as he shakes his head side to side

Such a messy eater jesus christ dude just get a fuckin bib already

Doesn't care if your slick somehow gets in his hair, he wants to lick every inch of your fat cunt and slurp up your slick with a straw alright dude calm down tf

He loves how you whine when you finally wake up and how your pretty thick thighs squeeze around his head and make it even harder to breathe

He won't stop until you grab his hair and pull him back

Tbh he kinda looks like a dog that just got out of a pool, just completely soaked and grinning

He apologizes but lets be real: he's gonna do the same shit tomorrow and the next day and the day after that until you threaten to put on a chastity belt so he can't get to you

He'll back off a bit, but he'll still eat you out every time you fuck or anytime you'll allow it

Baby... the kitchen sex? Eating you out while you cook?

Ahahaaaaaa

Oh you better be prepared honey bc half the time yall end up fuckin, it's gonna be in the kitchen

Hwajin loves food and loves sex (especially with you) so having the two together is just *chef's kiss* wonderful

Tbh i think he's into foodplay sksksk

Like he just loves your taste so much and he wants to enjoy it every way possible, including with food

His favorite hobby is sitting between your legs while you relax on the couch, eating your pussy and occasionally coming up to have you feed him

Might have a feeding kink too sksksk he just loves when his pretty round girlfriend holds up a spoon for him and tells him to say 'aahhh'

No but the thought of you wearing nothing but a frilly apron, cock warming him while you feed him the home cooked meal you made gets him so fucking hard

ANYWAYS

He's such a dork that he's started testing out which foods taste best with your pussy

He's tried all kinds of stuff, but he thinks that grapes compliment your cunt best (second is raspberries, third is whip cream)

He's honestly kinda annoying when it comes to foodplay bc every night at dinner he takes a bite of his food and then gives you this look and you have to explain to him for the hundredth time that he can't eat your pussy every night jesus christ she is tired she needs a break let her chill

He's also not the brightest when yall first start foodplay

Like one night he had curry and then ate your cunt right after and he felt soooo bad when your pussy started burning

Luckily you were fine after running some cool water on your cunt for an hour, but you wouldn't let him eat your pussy for a WEEK

He was honestly so distraught the entire time to the point of tears

Hwajin: *sniffs* I-I just love you so much and I just want to taste you and make you feel good

You: You should've thought about that before you ate katsu curry

He'd try to seduce you and get you to spread your legs but he stopped when you threatened to add another week onto his punishment

Just a big pouty puppy tbh sksksks

Gets so happy when he can finally eat you out again

Literally holds you down and devours your cunt until you're screaming

Back to foodplay!

One time he tried dipping a french fry in your slick before eating it but you slapped his hand away before he could touch you with it he still picked up some of your slick with his fingers and stuck it in his mouth along with the fry

He's def fucked you on every surface in your house

Favorite place to fuck you is over the kitchen counter while dinner is in the oven

Another favorite is against the wall

Just likes holding you up and folding you in half while he rails you into the wall

Refuses to listen if you say that you're too heavy to be held up

Ummmm? bitch?? have you seen his muscles??? You are not too heavy, he could lift a car if he needed to

has definitely tried lifting a car to impress you but he failed miserably so sksksk

But overall, Hwajin is super sweet and down to earth and just wants to make you happy

He'll buy you your favorite flowers, take you to that new movie you've been wanting to see for a while, he'll even do the cooking and cleaning if that's what you really want

He's so protective of you like it's honestly embarrassing

Some guy flirts with you? Hwajin grabs him by the collar and tells him all the ways he knows how to dispose of a body. The girl at the mall says that you're too big for the clothes in her store? Hwajin will insult her so much that she starts crying and has to go to the back. Somebody looks at you for a second too long? Hwa steps between you two and practically barks at them.

You're basically dating a big ole guard dog ksksks

He cherishes every moment he gets with you

His life has been kinda rough and hasn't gone the way he wanted it to, but you've given him hope and made him realize that there are still good people in the world that deserve protecting

His heart always swells when you two are lying down on the couch and you end up falling asleep on him

He is just so in love with you and wants to make you just as happy as you make him

𝓐𝓿𝓪𝓽𝓪𝓻: 𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓦𝓪𝔂 𝓞𝓯 𝓦𝓪𝓽𝓮𝓻 𝓜𝓪𝓼𝓽𝓮𝓻𝓵𝓲𝓼𝓽

𝓡𝓮𝓬𝓮𝓹𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷/𝓡𝓾𝓵𝓮𝓼 𝓡𝓮𝓶𝓲𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻

Keys

🦢=Fluff

☆= Platonic

⚰ = Angst or any dark themes

♡= Smut

𝓞𝓶𝓪𝓽𝓲𝓬𝓪𝔂𝓪 𝓬𝓵𝓪𝓷

𝓗𝓾𝓶𝓪𝓷 𝓑𝓲𝓸𝓵𝓸𝓰𝔂 (N.S.) 🦢,  ☆ 

𝓢𝓾𝓵𝓵𝔂𝓼 𝓢𝓽𝓲𝓬𝓴 𝓣𝓸𝓰𝓮𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓻   ⚰,  🦢

𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓢𝓽𝓪𝓻𝓼 (L.S.)  ⚰, 🦢

𝓝𝓸𝓽 𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓢𝓪𝓶𝓮 “𝓢𝓹𝓮𝓬𝓲𝓮𝓼”,  ​𝓘𝓷 𝓜𝔂  𝓔𝔂𝓮𝓼 (N.S.)  ⚰,  🦢

𝓜𝓮𝓽𝓴𝓪𝔂𝓲𝓷𝓪 𝓬𝓵𝓪𝓷

𝓣𝓮𝓪𝓻𝓼 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓑𝓸𝓸𝓴 𝓟𝓪𝓰𝓮𝓼 (A)  ⚰,  🦢

𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓣𝓱𝓻𝓮𝓮 𝓸𝓯 𝓤𝓼  (T,R)  🦢 

𝓑𝓪𝓫𝔂 𝓜𝓲𝓷𝓮   ⚰,  ☆,  🦢

𝓜𝓲𝓼𝓬𝓸𝓶𝓶𝓾𝓷𝓲𝓬𝓪𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷 (A) 🦢

𝓗𝓾𝓶𝓪𝓷 𝓗𝓸𝓵𝓲𝓭𝓪𝔂 (T)  🦢

𝓗𝓮𝓪𝓭𝓬𝓪𝓷𝓸𝓷𝓼

𝓑𝓮𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓲𝓷 𝓪 𝓟𝓸𝓵𝔂𝓪𝓶𝓸𝓻𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓻𝓮𝓵𝓪𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷𝓼𝓱𝓲𝓹 𝔀𝓲𝓽𝓱 𝓛𝓸'𝓪𝓴 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓣𝓼𝓲𝓻𝓮𝔂𝓪 𝓱𝓮𝓪𝓭𝓬𝓪𝓷𝓸𝓷 🦢

𝓑𝓮𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓗𝓾𝓶𝓪𝓷 𝓣𝔀𝓲𝓷 𝓸𝓯 𝓚𝓲𝓻𝓲 𝓗𝓮𝓪𝓭𝓬𝓪𝓷𝓸𝓷 ☆, 🦢

𝕿𝖍𝖎𝖘 𝖞𝖊𝖆𝖗'𝖘 𝕭𝖆𝖙𝖙𝖑𝖊 𝕽𝖔𝖞𝖆𝖑𝖊  ⚰

𝓝𝓮𝓽𝓮𝔂𝓪𝓶 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓱𝓪𝓿𝓮 𝓬𝓱𝓲𝓵𝓭𝓻𝓮𝓷 𝓟𝓪𝓻𝓽 𝓘  🦢

𝓑𝓮𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓪 𝓣𝓪𝓶𝓪𝓻𝓪𝓷𝓮𝓪𝓷 𝓽𝓱𝓪𝓽 𝓬𝓻𝓪𝓼𝓱 𝓵𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓭 𝓸𝓷 𝓟𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓸𝓻𝓪  𝓟𝓽 𝓘𝓘  ⚰,☆, 🦢

𝓑𝓮𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓪 𝓣𝓪𝓶𝓪𝓻𝓪𝓷𝓮𝓪𝓷 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓫𝓮𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓲𝓷 𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓵𝓪𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷𝓼𝓱𝓲𝓹 𝔀𝓲𝓽𝓱: 𝓝𝓮𝓽𝓮𝔂𝓪𝓶, 𝓛𝓸'𝓪𝓴, 𝓐𝓸'𝓷𝓾𝓷𝓰 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓡𝓸𝓽𝔁𝓸.  🦢

𝓑𝓮𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓪𝓷 𝓐𝓽𝓵𝓪𝓷𝓽𝓮𝓪𝓷 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓽𝓪𝓴𝓮𝓷 𝓲𝓷 𝓫𝔂 𝓜𝓮𝓽𝓴𝓪𝔂𝓲𝓷𝓪 ☆, 🦢

𝓑𝓮𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓪 𝓚𝓻𝔂𝓹𝓽𝓸𝓷𝓲𝓪𝓷 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓰𝓮𝓽𝓽𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓐𝓭𝓸𝓹𝓽𝓮𝓭 𝓫𝔂 𝓙𝓪𝓴𝓮 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓝𝓮𝔂𝓽𝓲𝓻𝓲   ⚰, ☆, 🦢

𝓑𝓮𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓪 𝓜𝓮𝓻𝓶𝓪𝓲𝓭 𝓽𝓱𝓪𝓽 𝔀𝓪𝓼𝓱𝓮𝓭 𝓾𝓹 𝓼𝓱𝓸𝓻𝓮 𝓸𝓷 𝓐𝔀𝓪'𝓪𝓽𝓵𝓾  ☆, 🦢

𝓑𝓮𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓲𝓷 𝓪 𝔀𝓱𝓮𝓮𝓵𝓬𝓱𝓪𝓲𝓻 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓴𝓷𝓸𝔀𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓢𝓾𝓵𝓵𝔂𝓼  ⚰,☆, 🦢

𝓑𝓮𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓪𝓫𝓵𝓮 𝓽𝓸 𝓼𝓱𝓪𝓹𝓮𝓼𝓱𝓲𝓯𝓽 𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓸 𝓪𝓷𝓲𝓶𝓪𝓵𝓼 ⚰,☆, 🦢

𝓗𝓪𝓿𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓣𝓸𝔁𝓲𝓴𝓲𝓷𝓮𝓼𝓲𝓼 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓫𝓮𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓲𝓷 𝓪 𝓟𝓸𝓵𝔂 𝓻𝓮𝓵𝓪𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷𝓼𝓱𝓲𝓹 𝔀𝓲𝓽𝓱 𝓙𝓪𝓴𝓮 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓝𝓮𝔂𝓽𝓲𝓻𝓲  ⚰,☆, 🦢

𝓨𝓸𝓾 𝓰𝓲𝓿𝓮 𝓣𝓱𝓮𝓶 𝓬𝓱𝓸𝓬𝓸𝓵𝓪𝓽𝓮𝓼 𝓯𝓸𝓻 𝓥𝓪𝓵𝓮𝓷𝓽𝓲𝓷𝓮'𝓼 𝓭𝓪𝔂 𝔀𝓲𝓽𝓱: 𝓝𝓮𝓽𝓮𝔂𝓪𝓶, 𝓛𝓸'𝓪𝓴, 𝓐𝓸'𝓷𝓾𝓷𝓰 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓡𝓸𝓽𝔁𝓸.  🦢

𝓑𝓮𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓪 𝓶𝓾𝓽𝓪𝓷𝓽 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓰𝓮𝓽𝓽𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓪𝓭𝓸𝓹𝓽𝓮𝓭 𝓫𝔂 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓢𝓾𝓵𝓵𝔂𝓼 ☆, 🦢

𝓑𝓮𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓪 𝓣𝓸𝓰𝓻𝓾𝓽𝓪 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓵𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓸𝓷 𝓟𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓸𝓻𝓪 𝓹𝓵𝓾𝓼 𝓱𝓪𝓿𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓵𝓪𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷𝓼𝓱𝓲𝓹 𝔀𝓲𝓽𝓱 𝓫𝓸𝓽𝓱 𝓙𝓪𝓴𝓮 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓝𝓮𝔂𝓽𝓲𝓻𝓲  🦢

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𝓢𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓮𝓼

𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱 𝓖𝓲𝓻𝓵

𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱 𝓖𝓲𝓻𝓵, 𝓦𝓪𝓽𝓮𝓻 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓢𝓽𝓪𝓻𝓼, 𝓦𝓱𝓸 𝓲𝓼 𝓱𝓮?,  𝓑𝓵𝓾𝓮 𝓢𝓴𝓲𝓮𝓼 , 𝓓𝓮𝓼𝓽𝓲𝔂 𝔀𝓻𝓲𝓽𝓽𝓮𝓷 𝓲𝓷 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓼𝓽𝓪𝓻𝓼 ,𝓦𝓲𝓵𝓵 𝔀𝓲𝓼𝓱𝓮𝓼 𝓬𝓸𝓶𝓮 𝓽𝓻𝓾𝓮? ,𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓑𝓮𝓪𝓬𝓱,𝓔𝓿𝓮𝓻𝔂𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓦𝓲𝓵𝓵 𝓑𝓮 𝓞𝓴𝓪𝔂 , 𝓝𝓸𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓦𝓲𝓵𝓵 𝓚𝓮𝓮𝓹 𝓤𝓼 𝓐𝓹𝓪𝓻𝓽, 𝓛𝓸𝓿𝓮 𝓲𝓼 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓦𝓪𝓽𝓮𝓻 𝓸𝓯 𝓛𝓲𝓯𝓮 (N.S.) 🦢,  ⚰

𝕱𝖎𝖗𝖊 𝖆𝖓𝖉 𝕬𝖘𝖍 𝕸𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗𝖑𝖎𝖘𝖙  ⚰,  🦢

𝕬 𝕭𝖆𝖙𝖙𝖑𝖊, 𝕿𝖜𝖔 𝕭𝖎𝖒𝖇𝖔𝖘 𝖆𝖓𝖉 𝕬 𝖈𝖍𝖎𝖑𝖉 𝕸𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗𝖑𝖎𝖘𝖙  ⚰,  🦢

Hello, hope you’re well! Do you have any headcanons of Yujiro Hanma in a relationship with his S/O?

Yujiro was pretty damn hot when he was a young Rambo, huh?

Remember how miss Obnoxious Diane managed to piss Yujiro off enough to humiliate her?

Well, you met him around the same time, but under weirder circumstances.

You were hiding in a cave and cooking a porridge with whatever ingredients you managed to poach around, until someone intruded your small, temporary home - It was a very buff and intimidating-looking red head man who looked to be around your age, yet somehow, his features seemed more mature than most 16 year olds you knew.

The two of you shared eye-contact for quite a few seconds from the shock, neither of you expecting to find another human being in such a place.

Before he could open his mouth and properly intrude in your home, you just scuttled over and told him to sit down and eat together.

Cue his shock --- WHY?

Rations were scarce, and he ate like a freaking animal, not to mention, he’s a complete stranger, heck, he might be an enemy for all you knew, yet you treated him with such polite nonchalance that he can’t quite figure out himself what’s going on.

You just handed him a spoon and told him to dig in, and even warned him about it being hot... And that it wasn’t much for him, but it’s all you got.

Are you dumb? You must be, otherwise, why the hell would you starve yourself to aid another??

Those insults found themselves being spoken out loud as well, but you merely shrugged and agreed, as if it wasn’t anything fantastic.

“Yeah, I know. My mum always scolded me for being the stupid Good Samaritan. It’s not like I believe in altruism or anything, but I don’t think you’re that bad of a guy and I’d rather be your friend than enemy. Look at you, you could look at me the wrong way and I’d drop dead in a second.”

Not wrong. Not only you, but everyone else alive was so petite and frail compared to him, he could damage your skull with a mere flick of his fingers and he’d just laugh at how weak you are.

At the same time, he did find this kindness of yours to be rather smart, now that you explained, yet at the same time, he also enjoys how unbothered you are by everything.

You don’t seem the least bit afraid of him on the outside, yet he can feel your heart beating faster and your eyes were sharper - You were more on the edge, cautious of all his moves, whilst also trying to be subtle.

When he asked why you were hiding in a cave, you told him your brother was captured by the enemy and you were trying to infiltrate the headquarter estate and rescue him - It amused him - Someone weak and untrained in combat, sporting a mere sword, not even a gun, infiltrating that heavily-guarded estate and even trying to rescue a war prisoner.

Never mind, Yujiro was pretty intrigued by your strong resolve and told you to stick around him and make sure you don’t die, ‘cause he won’t protect you.

JK, he completely protected you without even realising when a bunch of soldiers with machine guns started firing your way. They were all dead within mere seconds.

He turned his head to look at you, and you didn’t seem to care about the gruesome deaths of your enemies - In fact, you simply raided their bodies so now you had better weapons and ammo.

Smart cookie.

He absolutely hated women who freak out over stupid things like murder.

“Say, Yuji, why are you here anyway? Do you have any goal for fighting in this war?” you asked all of a sudden during one night as you stood by the fire, waiting for the food to be cooked.

“Just having fun. And what better way of having fun than training to become the strongest creature on Earth, ey?” he gave off a twisted smirk, wishing to scare you off, but you merely grunted in understanding and nodded.

“Well, if anyone can do it, I’m sure it’s you. You’re like those guys in hero comics that train so hard that it looks like they have superpowers, but in fact, they’re just that cool. Hey, I bet you could kidnap the president if you want. That’d be hilarious.” you chuckled lightly in such a crystalline voice that it sort of impressed him.

“You’re giving me awful ideas, Y/N. I love it.” his grin widened so much that it seemed to split his face in two.

From then on, until you found your way infiltrating into the estate, he made sure to protect you in all the subtle ways - He was a man, he was a fighter, not a protector - But even so, he didn’t want his little companion to die so quickly, the war would be so much boring without you.

Hell, he even ended up carrying you bridal style here and there under the pretext that you were just too frail, slow and completely inapt to be doing such missions by yourself, so he so kindly offered you his aid, you should rejoice!

It was going pretty well for the two of you, until this blonde chick Jane appeared in the picture and it seemed to ruin the mood for the both of you with her way too straightforward, brash and rude flirting and invitation to being more intimate than acceptable.

Not wanting to bother with this exchange of words between the blonde and a pissed off Yujiro, you simply started walking away with your hands in the large pockets of the pants you stole from a soldier - That is, unless you heard some growls and yelps from behind and you noticed the red haired Rambo man punching the blonde away from him, stomping towards you.

You couldn’t help but let out a breath of amusement, but didn’t utter a single word, not wanting to bother him more than he already was.

“Say, Yuji... Don’t you think Jane was being a bit suspicious?” you asked, all of a sudden, this time staying at the food of a tree, looking up at the starry sky.

“Are you jealous, Y/N?” the smirked mockingly, leaning forwards, very close to your face.

“I think jealousy is an emotion for weak and insecure people. Do you want me to be jealous, Yuji?” you tilt your head to the side, jaw propped on your palm, looking at him with sort of sleepy, hooded eyes.

“What innocent thinking, if not, rather foolish." he sneered tauntingly at her. "Also, I don't quite remember allowing you to use such a familial nickname with me. I'm not your friend."

You could only blink, wide-eyed and slightly embarrassed, not having realised how you abbreviated his name, and you could only sheepishly chuckle and scratch the back of your head "Ahh, sorry, sorry, I didn't realise I was calling you that. You're right, we're not friends, and when this is over, we'll never see each other again."

Ouch.

The sensation of a palm being slapped harshly over his face was felt as your words echoed in his head over and over again.

Not see each other again, you said...

That's inadmissible. Yujiro no likey. Nuh-uh. That won't do.

"I don't tolerate such bullshit being spoken around me. You're lucky I didn't kill you yet." he huffed, scowling at her.

"Sorry, sorry." despite threatening you, somehow, you picked up on his light-hearted predisposition and merely smiled at him as if you had no care in the world. "The sky is very pretty tonight, don't you think, Yuji?"

"Why the hell are you still using that nickname?!" he snapped at you, only to see you laugh.

"You told me you don't remember allowing me to use it. I never said that I cared what you think you can allow me or not. If you're not my mother, you have no right in dictating my rights." she didn't even bother looking at his frowning visage - She just looked up at the sky with a serene look.

"You insolent woman --" he grabbed your face roughly, only to widen his eyes at the doe-like look on your face - So carefree and passive, so untouched by the world and unbothered by everything surrounding you - As if for you, Yujiro Hanma was just another simple man, unthreatening and without the littlest speck of fright or intimidation around him.

He couldn't help but tsk and let go of you, turning to the side to go to sleep, without even saying good night.

But you did. And he answered with a dismissive huff.

However, when you woke up, you were covered in his jacket while he was stretching and working out shirtless, getting ready for the infiltration mission.

"Moornin'~!" you waved lazily to him, your hair a mess and eyes still closed due to your sleepiness.

"It's late. Better thank me for not waking you up sooner, you slob." he sneered, not bothering to stop his routine.

"Thanks, Yuji! I slept really well. It was really warm last night, thanks for the jacket. I hope it wasn't too cold for you." you replied, getting up and carefully folding the jacket, ready to hand it back to him.

Little did you know the reason for you being warm wasn't that paper-thin jacket, but the Hanma natural high body temperature as he held you through the night after seeing you shiver to hell in your sleep.

You cuddled into his chest, your head underneath his chin, resembling a baby kitten hidden inside a warm cardigan, he couldn't help but stroke your hair the whole night, while pondering about the mission of the next day.

"Keep it, I don't need weakling germs to be crawling all over me." was his way of saying "Keep it and keep yourself warm, you frail snowdrop of a woman."

The infiltration mission went really well - More or less - And you met up at the main room, only for the blonde woman to appear out of nowhere, for the second time, yet now, she was carrying a huge barrel of T.N.T and other explosive stuff, but Yujiro seemed to narrow his eyes suspiciously at her.

She opened a secret passage by taking out some rather specific books - No matter how you looked at it, things just couldn't stop being fishy - And the red haired man caught a glimpse at the worried frown of his little companion.

It was the first time she expressed any kind of emotion other than unbothered passiveness - She really didn't like Jane, and rightfully so. She smelt her lies so easily, what a great intuition.

"Miss Jane, do you know anything about B/N, a war prisoner? He looks like me, just with shorter hair and a bit taller." he heard the girl speak in a rather unsettled voice, her E/C eyes peering into Jane's blue ones as if she was piercing them.

"Oh, that guy? They're preparing to execute him outside." the blonde spoke so nonchalantly as she stepped to cling on Yujiro's arm, dragging him towards the secret passage, while you could only grit your teeth in anger and concern, sprinting towards the window, looking down to confirm for yourself.

"B/N...!" you gasped, seeing your poor brother being blindfolded, on his knees, with a machine gun to his temple, unaware of the other two.

"Y/N. Let's go." you heard your name being spoken by the man, but you could only gulp, looking at him with a nervous expression. "You can't save him by looking at him from up here, can you? Move, before this place explodes."

No need to be told a second time, you merely nod and sprint his way, as fast as you could, only to get half-way through the tunnel and to have your wrist suddenly grasped mid-way through your running, almost falling but being pulled into Yujiro's chest.

"What are you doing?! You'll get killed if you stay here!" Jane yelled at him aggressively, but he only glared at her, pulling you closer to him chest, his arms protectively around you.

"Yuji...?" you asked in a soft voice, questioning him, only for him to keep you grounded and safe in his arms during the explosion, not daring to let out a single squeak, knowing you'd be safe with this superhuman of a man, while with the other arm, he grasped Jane's wrist, keeping her from being blown away -... Yet, in a way, their eardrums were blown away by her annoying screaming.

As soon as the explosion passed, the grip on you tightened slightly, while with his other hand, he roughly bitch-slapped Jane into a wall. "Listen to you, you scream like any woman who has reached the limit of her power. You have courage in trying to act like a soldier, but you are still only a woman." with this, he let go of you as he menacingly walked towards the blonde who was unable to unglue herself from the wall out of fear.

"Why? Why did you hit me?" she asked in disbelief.

"Jane, or should I say, Diane Neil? I've known for a while the United Nations has great fears about my combat strength, because my powers will soon reach those of a nation's army. This tunnel was built in secret many years ago by the United Nations. How did you come to know about it?" hearing that, Jane grabbed the knife from the back of her pants and tried to attack Yujiro, who merely grabbed her wrist, breaking it, making her drop her weapon before pushing her into the wall again. "Being a UN worker was just too much or you. I told you, I will protect myself no matter what the cost." he was angry - Boy, was he so angry that he radiated so much darkness - But you didn't care. You almost died because of her, and you knew she was suspicious from the get go anyway.

"Y/N. Get out of here. What I'm about to do should not be seen by such a baby like you. Sneak out of here and get behind them. This tunnel will lead right in front of them. It will create enough of a diversion to rescue your brother. Understood?" he snapped his head towards you, peering into your very soul as he strangled the woman below him.

"Got it." nodding firmly at him, you ran back the way you came and did just as you were told, not caring, nor wanting to know what he was going to do to her - All your thoughts were on rescuing your brother and running away.

You successfully managed to hide in the bushes, as everyone was much too tense and staring at the door in front of them, until it was kicked open and before the soldiers could shoot him, he threw the fainted body of Diane at them then leapt like a jaguar, killing them so easily - You wanted to sit there and admire, but you used the last ammo from the machine gun you had to kill the soldiers surrounding your brother, then sprinted to get him out of there.

Much to your surprise, however, as Yujiro was busy with the representative or whoever that was, Diane got your brother in a choke hold, her gun at his temple, and you couldn't help but freeze on the spot.

"What the hell is wrong with you, woman?! You're following around a demon... A monster... A rapist... As if you worship the ground he walks on?! For what?! Are you delusional?! He's a criminal, you idiot!" she was sweating and trembling like a leaf, and the grip on the pistol was weak, but you couldn't act, fearing risking your brother's life.

"B/N... Remember the thief game?" you muttered at him, watching him bite his lip and grunt in approval. "Three thieves. That's all I need." was your secret code so he'd know to advert her pistol away in 3 seconds.

And he did, allowing you the chance to jump on her, trying to struggle the gun away from her hand, but in the commotion, as she screamed in shock, she pulled the trigger in the unfortunate direction of your brother's heart, making him fall to the ground.

"What... Did you just do...?" you could only stare in disbelief at the pool of blood forming around the corpse of your poor brother. "What did you do? WHAT DID YOU JUST DO?!" you couldn't believe your eyes - Your only family, the person you loved so much, was rendered nothing but a piece of dead meat on the ground because of the aimless, scared aim of a stupid woman.

"I-I'm sorry, I didn't mean to- I... My grip slipped and --" it was obvious Diane didn't mean to kill an innocent person, but apologies weren't going to bring your brother to life, right?

You could only see red from the anger, feeling genuine, dark emotions for the first time since the tragedy happened, that you couldn't help but climb on her abdomen and punch away at her face, shaking her roughly and just actively trying to kill her with your bare hands, all while your vision was blurred from wrath and sorrow in the form of tears.

You had no idea how long you stood there like that, covered in Diane's blood, deaf to her screams of desperation, blind to the world and unbothered by the pain surging through your arms, until you felt yourself being effortlessly picked up and away from what was now the lifeless body of the blonde fraud.

"That's enough, Y/N. She's dead. There's no more revenge you can inflict on that useless trash." it was Yujiro's time to speak in a passive, low yet comforting voice as his chest was glued flush to your back, stopping you from struggling so much.

"He's dead, Yujiro, he's dead! What the hell am I supposed to do now?! I failed to protect the last person remaining of my family and now I'm all alone in the world. I... I don't have a clue what I'm supposed to do now. I have nowhere to go and I'm very pissed off." from all the struggling, the last bit of strength and energy finally left you and you remained lax in his arms as he held you like that effortlessly.

"You lost a purpose, find another. You're a woman, you're not strong, nobody is expecting you to save the world. That's what men are for. Let yourself live and find something to live for. Your brother may have been weak, but he tried to protect his sister until the end, and he wouldn't want you to mourn." you never expected such words to come from this savage Rambo-like man, but somehow, it made you smile through your tears and you find yourself nodding and stealing one last glance at the lifeless body of your brother.

"Sage words, Yuji. Very wise. I'm impressed and surprised." you muttered, slipping out of his grasp. "Any ideas on what to do, then?" you asked, looking around for a tool to burn his body.

"When I'm done with this war, I'll be going back home, in Japan." he spoke, taking out a lighter from his pocket and lit the body up. "Come with me."

"Bold proposition for someone you've just met." you let out a snort of amusement, beginning to walk by his side. "You may end up regretting it. I can be a real pain, you know?" you smirked up at him with a carefree expression on your face, despite how pink your eyes were, or that your skin was still glimmering with tears.

"I'm regretting it already." he muttered, hitting the back of your head playfully, but catching you quickly, realising your were much frailer than imagined.

"Your kindness towards me has been received, we thank you for your donation, here is your receipt. We are sorry, your emotions cannot be returned back, the receiver will be keeping them forever. Please, do consider making another donation soon!" you laughed so cutely that he couldn't help but groan in annoyance and wipe away the stray tears from your face.

"I'll kill you."

trashy dad

Movie/Game/Show: My Hero Academia Dynamic: Shota Aizawa/Reader (Platonic) Warnings: references (2) to un*s ann*s, one (1) use of (y/n), fem pronouns Summary: Shota trying to support his YouTuber daughter :) cuz social media aus own me Word Count: 2.1K ~~~

"Hey, gamers," you grin at the camera before tossing an arm over your father's shoulders, "My dad's in town and as you can see," you hesitated slightly before turning to face your father, "Dad's not super into taking care of himself. So, I figured what's better than doing a Q&A together while I do his makeup?"

"Hitoshi just did a 'what I eat in a day', didn't he?" Shota quirked a brow, already reaching back to tie up his messy, tangled hair.

"Spoilers!" you quietly whine as you open your phone, "He still has to edit it, silly man. We're gonna have to brush out your hair later, by the way."

Shota's eyes widened, "We? I thought this was your idea and video, (Y/n)."

"No," you huff, scrolling through a few of the questions from fans, "I mean it was but your hair is so… Okay, first question is from - oh my God the names - shrekslongtoe, what was my first word?"

"Are you gonna start putting makeup on me or just sit there?" Shota scratched at his nose before snickering, "That wasn't your first word. Your first word was 'Dada' and it drove Hizashi insane."

"Hizashi is my other dad, by the way," you lean over to grab your makeup bag, "'Toshi and I call him papa. Oooh, oh no," you looked up to Shota, "I don't have your shade, you're gonna look weird."

"I don't really care," the man shrugged, watching as you took out a pink beauty blender, "That looks like a buttplug."

"Don't say that!" your eyes were wide at his words while you got out your foundation, "Youtube doesn't like that."

"Whoops," he deadpanned, "Next question."

"Shit, right."

"Language."

"Japanese," you murmur, going to the next reply, "yoonbumskneecap asks, 'Did you believe in me-’ they said my name but you know, ‘and Hitoshi when they decided to become Youtubers?' And 'in 'Toshi's case - drop out of college to become a professional clout man.'"

"To be honest," Shota closed his eyes, only in slight fear, as you began pressing the foundation into his skin, "I was really worried about Hitoshi, I didn't know if he'd stay as big as he was because he's a lot like me, in the sense that people tend to not like us for our bluntness. So I was worried he'd be a meme for like a month and then people would drop him, but thankfully I was proved wrong," he opened his eyes when he felt you pull away and begin rooting through your bag once again, "With you, I was less worried because you're more like 'Zashi, i.e extremely likable, and you were kind of getting a boost from appearances on Hitoshi's channel. I still worry because the internet is a fickle mistress but I'm not staying up at night about it."

Pulling out a dark eyebrow pencil, you grin at your father, "Aww, that was kinda sweet. Not really but kind of."

"What I'm here for," Shota's eyes followed your hand as you uncapped the pencil and reached up, beginning to mark at his eyebrows, "I'm gonna read the next question while you kill my eyebrows."

"I'm not killing them!" you giggled, "But unlike Papa, you already have pretty thick, full eyebrows so I won't be here long."

"Good," he muttered before furrowing his brows in confusion, ignoring your frustrated groan, "who is daddysero and why is he asking if you pissed today?"

"What?!" you pull your dad's hand back to see what he was looking at, instantly calming down when you saw he was still on Twitter, "Oh, that's just Sero, he asks me that every time I tweet. I thought you went to my Instagram DMs," at Shota's questioning stare you grinned, "Mama's got simps in her DMs."

"Don't ever call yourself 'Mama' in my presence ever again," Shota shook his head, once again ignoring your annoyance, "papichulo46290 wants to know my favorite memory of you."

"If you mix me up with 'Toshi, I'll be so pissed," you return the eyebrow pencil to your bag as Shota speaks.

"I won't... probably," he shrugs while you root through your bag, "So, Hizashi had taken Hitoshi out for ice cream because of - has he mentioned his middle school trauma?" at your nod, he continues, "Hitoshi was having a bad day from middle school, shocking, so you and I were left home alone together. You were probably seven and you really wanted to paint my nails and I let you. You..." he shook his head, snickering, "you fucked them up. So bad. But you were so happy to just be spending time with me- "

"Keep talking, but I'm gonna do your eyeshadow," you lean back in, swishing your brush over a navy blue, almost black shade, "Just so you guys know, Dad wanted to look like shit, don't unsubscribe cuz this is gonna come out bad."

"It won't be too bad, you're talented," Shota did his best to remain still, "But overall, you were just so adorable and it didn't even matter that the smudged nails got me teased in the teacher's lounge the next day. It all came off after like a week because it was shitty polish but you get the idea."

"Aww, I didn't know you kept it on, that's so sweet," you fall back briefly to inspect your work, "It's not awful but I'm only posting this because you're my dad."

"Of course, I did," Shota continued scrolling through the questions, "A lot of people are asking if you mean Dad or Daddy, and a lot more people are asking for pictures of your feet, you should block them all."

"Yeah, I got sickos in my replies too, just gotta scroll past em'."

"Disgusting..." Shota grumbled as you moved to his other eye, "Is 'electrodick' Kaminari, perchance?"

"Unfortunately."

"Gross, he asks if you had an 'I'm not like other girls' phase," Shota hummed quietly in thought, "Maybe when you were eight for like a month, but that's probably because except for Nemuri you didn't have any women in your life. Thankfully you moved on from that pretty quickly."

"Oh yeah, that was a gross, weird time. You and Papa also weren’t shitty people so I didn’t have a lot of misogynist influence."

"I like to think we did a good job," Shota sighed, finally moving back into his slouching position when you pulled away completely, "Is 'explosionmurder' Bakugou?"

"You know it."

"Okay well, he's asking if you plan on fucking up your bronzing again?" he thinks for a moment, “Was that from when you looked kinda copper-ish in a video?

"Oh my God, that was one time, Bakugou!" you shout and shake your brush at the camera, "One time!"

"I don't even know what blending is so you're doing better than I am."

"God, how are we related?"

Without hesitation, Shota replied, "Surrogate. Which answers summerlongsock's question."

"Nice," you chuckle, setting the brush back in your bag, "You probably won't need too much bronze or countour since you're going for bad," you immediately turn to the camera, "And Bakugou isn't gonna say a fucking word about it!"

"Is eyeliner next? And if so, I would enjoy a nice wing," Shota muttered, looking through the remaining questions, "Hitoshi asks why I haven't done a video with him yet."

You nod along while uncapping the liner, "I'm curious about that too. I thought my first video with a parent would be with Papa. I was gonna say family but..." you shrug, "Hitoshi was my first video and then Eri came on."

"He never asked," Shota closed both of his eyes, allowing you to move his head around as you pleased, "You just texted me the video idea and we set it up while I was in town. If Hitoshi wants a video so bad he should come up with an idea."

"Jeez, don't bully the poor boy," you laughed quietly, carefully applying more eyeliner to your father's left lid, "We should all do a video together. I think it'd be fun."

"Come up with an idea," he replied flatly before opening his eyes, "davinky wants to know when you got into makeup. Probably after thirteen, sometime."

"Yeah, I got my first real eyeshadow at like fourteen and then you guys just enabled my love of makeup after that."

"Well, the thing with that was, Hizashi and I didn't want you growing up thinking you had to wear makeup for any reason," Shota opened his eyes once he felt you back away, blinking a few times, "So we waited till you were more mature because giving makeup to a six-year-old is weird."

Capping your eyeliner, you traded it out for mascara, "Yeah, even little play kits are a bit ehhh. Don't close your eyes, but look down."

Following instruction, Shota took the opportunity to read off another question, "I can't see the name but someone's asking what we did together for fun. While you were a kid."

Humming quietly in thought, you move from one eye to the other, "We used to go to diners a lot. Those late-night diner trips, remember?"

"Oh yeah, you were such a little demon about bedtime. I had to take you to this little place for scrambled eggs or some shit and you'd fall asleep on the way back home."

Putting away your mascara, you reach out for your hairbrush before beginning to pull out the hair tie in Shota's hair, "Mina wanted me to ask what videos you show people when they ask what your kids do for a living."

"For Hitoshi, the one where he and Kaminari made Bakugou breakfast with sex toys. For you, the one where you turn yourself into Mina's little character - with the pink skin," Shota winced slightly at the tug of your hairbrush, "And Eri's a teacher so that information comes first since it's the least strange."

As you fussed with his tangled nest of hair, you read another question over Shota's shoulder, "When did you know you loved me? Like after adopting me."

"Not too long after the adoption was finalized actually," Shota grumbled as the brush made its final courses through his hair, "You've always been a really great kid. I don't know when I 'realized' but it was definitely around the time you were born, maybe like the day after."

"That's pretty good considering I was a stranger," you giggled, brushing out the final knots in his dark hair, "A baby stranger."

"Hmm," Shota hummed in response, "You almost done?"

Refraining from rolling your eyes, you fluffed Shota's now smooth and detangled hair around his shoulders with a small smile, "I'm done. Your hair is so pretty when it's brushed out."

"I know," the man muttered, handing your phone back, "Wanna do one more question and then sign off?"

"Yeah," you scroll through some of the questions, "I want it to be the best question that's ever been asked."

"Ask your own, you're great at that."

You shook your head with furrowed brows at his comment, "Is that a compliment?"

"It was meant to be."

"Thanks, but no need, I've found one. Midoriya wants to know if raising two attention whores was hard. He didn't say ‘attention whores’ because he doesn't swear but that's the vibe."

"What's Midoriya's at?" Shota asked.

"SmallMight."

"Of course," the man grumbled, closing his eyes to think, "You two were honestly pretty easy to raise. Not a whole lot of fits compared to what I've heard other parents talk about. You both liked to talk a lot to each other, and, of course, to Hizashi and me. Not terribly difficult at all."

"Aww, I'm glad we didn't make you pull your hair out," you grin.

"Oh, you still did. Absolutely."

"Nice," you giggle before turning off your phone and facing the camera, "Okay guys, well, I hope you don't clown on me as much as usual because if you do, my dad will... I don't know… kick your ass."

"Exactly," Shota nodded, a horrific smile on his face, "I'll beam right into your living room."

"Hopefully you guys come back next week where I'll..." floundering for an answer, you turn to your dad as if he’d give you ideas, "Create wings to do it better than Icarus ever could."

Giving a singular stiff nod, Shota looked dead at the camera, "I'd watch it."

"You heard it from the main man himself, peeps," you waved to the camera, Shota copying the motion, “Bye!”

"If there's one comment about my eyebags, I'm never coming on your channel again," Shota lied as you leaned over to stop recording.

"They're gonna love you, I'm sure," you assure your father, "Wanna see how I edit?"

"God no, Hitoshi showed me how long it takes to edit his videos, it looks like hell."

Rapunzel Final Part (6)

Summary: Y/N, an abandoned baby, was taken in by none other than the youngest Madrigal Triplet, Bruno… What would happen if the family found out her glowing hair?

Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Finale (6)

This will be take place during the events of the movie.

Pairings! Bruno x Daughter!F!Reader, Camilo x F!Reader

“Oh! My baby girl!” The woman said as Camilo held Y/N close preventing the woman to come close to her, “I’m sorry, señora but I can’t let you hold her.” Camilo said. Despite his injury, he still hold Y/N, protecting her. “What do you mean by I’m your daughter?” Y/N asked as the man who claimed to be her father approached the woman, “We thought you couldn’t survive from the magic of the flower.” The man said. “A flower?” Camilo asked curiously then Isabela stepped up, “The Sundrop Flower… It was said to be one of the rarest flowers to ever existed. It’s so rare that no one knows what it looks like… I can’t even know what it looks like so I can’t grow one.” Isabela said as Y/N’s gaze turned to the man and woman, “May I know your names..? If you really claim to be my parents.” She said as the couple nodded.

“Santiago is my name and this is my wife, Trina.” The man said as Trina spoke, “We moved to this town 15 years ago to a safe place…” Trina then explained on how she git pregnant of Y/N despite running away from the bandits. The Madrigals still find them suspicious, “And you were dying in my arms… We had no choice but to put you in that box…” Trina said as Y/N sighs. Her emotions lead her to the center of both families, “You believed that I was dying. So you placed me in that box where mi papá had found me… Why?” Y/N said as her anger boil. Dolores hold her brother close, helping him with injury. “What?” Santiago asked, “You said that I was dying… So your solution to that problem was to place me in that box?! You could’ve bring Tia Julieta to where I was or let her heal me!! But no! You abandoned your child in the cold night!” She shouted, causing both the Madrigals and her parents to step back. “I was a baby and that is what you did?! How selfish are you both going to be?!” Y/N shouted. Camilo gestured his sister to let him approach Y/N as Dolores obeyed.

“Mija, just come back! I want my child…” Trina said as she try and hug the girl when Camilo came by Y/N’s side. Y/N felt Camilo’s protective embrace, “No… I’m staying here… With my real familia..” She replied as Trina lashed out alongside her husband. “That is enough! My granddaughter has spoken, go long and away from here.” Alma said walking towards Camilo and Y/N’s side as the unwanted couple ran away from Encanto. Y/N then felt tears flowling down her face as she buried herself on Camilo’s shoulder, “Está bien, cálmate... You’re safe now…” Camilo cooed as he comforts her.

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Days went by, The miracle has been restored and the Madrigals are as lively as ever… Well except for Y/N. She still feels like something is missing… “Y/N, hey, the kids are looking for you.” Camilo called out the H/C girl as she looked over behind him to see the towns kids giggling. Y/N smirked, “Well! It just so happens that I forgot to brush my hair this morning! So would you—!” She said loudly making the girls come towards her side and hug her, “We can do it! We can do it!” They chanted as Y/N chuckled, “Alright pequeñas damas! Make my hair beautiful!” She said to the girls, who smiled and dragged her to a corner as they all started to braid Y/N’s long locks.

Camilo then played with the others and waited for Y/N and the girls to finish it. When they’re done, those little girls dragged Y/N to Camilo for approval, “Camilo! Camilo! Look what we did to Y/N’s hair!” Cecilia said as the boy turned his head towards her then to Y/N. His eyes widen and his cheeks flushed pink… Y/N looks so beautiful in q braid like that, “So? What do you think, hermoso?” Y/N said as she teased Camilo with a nickname that send him over the edge. Camilo blinks rapidly, “Y-You look… Uh… You… Wow..” Camilo stuttered as the girls tugged his hands. Camilo looked over to the girls and look over to Y/N, “Cami, they wanted to do your hair next. Sorry not sorry!” Y/N said as she watched Camilo being dragged off by the little girls.

After that, Y/N and Camilo came back to Casita because she found Camilo with a face full on washable markers, “How did…” Y/N giggled as she washes the markers on his face, “Okay okay! I think that’s enough, mi vida.” Camilo said stopping her hands as he gently gripped it. Y/N face turns red and Camilo smirked in victory, “Like what you see?” Camilo flirted as Y/N giggled, “Yes, I do..” She said and kissed Camilo’s cheek before she goes to the sink and wash the cloth that was used for removing the markers. Camilo then hugged Y/N from behind, “So… You got an answer to my confession?” Camilo curiously asked her as Y/N sigh, “What if… The town… Didn’t approve of us? What if they just neglect us?” Y/N said as she placed the cloth on the side and faced Camilo. He smiled sadly, he do admit he’s also worried about that… After all, the day that Y/N’s parents came to get her, his abuela called her ‘granddaughter’… What will the town say? “You know what… Forget what the town says… As long as we love each other, they will see it either way.” Camilo reassured Y/N, who just lowered her head. Camilo lifted her head with his fingers on her chin then leaned in for a kiss. Y/N kissed back as they moved it in a blissful moment. While they were kissing, they didn’t noticed that Dolores was watching… “Hm!” Y/N and Camilo let go of the kiss and looked behind them and saw Dolores with a huge grin… “I’m telling.” Dolores mumbled as she speed walks away. Uh oh…

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Dinner time rolled down and Y/N is sitting in front of Dolores, who couldn’t contain her grin. Y/N was staring at her as she eats… It wasn’t uncomfortable but for Y/N and Camilo, it was. Camilo was sitting next to his Tio Bruno, who was sitting next to Y/N. Both were keeping an eye on Dolores… Until… “Avocado?” Mirabel said holding up a bowl of avocado to Y/N’s face. Dolores took this opportunity to tell Isabela everything and now she’s growing red chrysanthemums on her head, “Isa, fix your hair…” Julieta said as she takes of one flower from her hair but another pops up. Camilo’s eyes widen as Y/N placed the avocado back down and worryingly looked at Camilo.

Then… “Iced tea?” Agustin said passing the iced tea in front of Camilo to Bruno and it so happens that Isabela told Julieta everything. Julieta’s eyes widen as she accidentally spilled her drink, “Oh! Lo siento…” Julieta said cleaning the drink. Alma just looked at the three girls and proceeds to talk about her day to Mirabel and Luisa. Y/N’s eyes widen as Camilo now is a sweating mess. Then Julieta told Pepa and immediately sprouted rainbows on her head. Camilo suddenly got a dejavu feeling like this happened before, “Pepa? You have rainbows?” Alma noticed to her daughter, “O-Oh it’s fine mamá! I’m fine…” Pepa said fighting the urge to make more rainbows. At this point Y/N looked down as is now worried… “Ha! I knew it!” Felíx said making everyone turn to him. Felix pointed yo Camilo and Y/N. Both wanted to turn into a puddle now…

“I can’t take this anymore! Dolores!“ Isabela said to her favorite cousin, who now let out a squeal, “Camilo kissed Y/N in the kitchen earlier today!” Dolores spilled the beans. Y/N hides her face on her hands as the family just got bewildered by the news. Bruno just sat there and eye the two 15 year olds beside him, “Is it true? Camilo?” Alma’s voice rings making everyone stop and turn to the shapeshifter. Camilo took a deep breath and stood up, “Yes, Abuela… I… I love Y/N.” Camilo said making Y/N turn into a red tomato. “She completes my life… I want to be by her side. To start a new journey with her.” Camilo said as he clenched his chest, “But Abuela… We’re scared.. Scared of what the public may think of us.” Camilo said worringly. Alma then turned her gaze to the girl in question, “Y/N? Do you feel the smae, corázon?” Alma said in the most gentlest manner possible. Y/N turned to Alma as she stood up, “I… I do, Abuela Alma… I love Camilo more than anything…” She said making Camilo blush the looked away from his familia’s stares, “I love his laugh… His personality… Everything.. You might even consider that I’m crazy for him.” Y/N chuckled making Camilo cover his blushing smile with his hands.

“But… Just like what he said… We’re scared… I’m scared of what would others think of us… Would they shut us out? Ignore us completely? It really scares me that I would be just someone close to him if that happens.” Y/N said lowering her head. Bruno then hold her hand then Camilo’s. “I think we know the answer to that, mamá.” Bruno said as Y/N and Camilo turned their heads to Bruno then to Alma. The old woman has a smile on her face, “We can’t change who we love… That is why I give you both my blessing.” Alma said as tears slowly falls down Y/N’s cheeks. Camilo got worried and went to her side, but the second he saw her smile, his gaze softened. He hugs her as those tears soaked Camilo’s ruana, “Thank you, Abuela.” Camilo said as the family cheered for the new relationship in the family.

With that, Camilo didn’t hesitate to show his love in front of the town. He would go to Y/N, who is doing healing with Julieta and kissed her cheek before going back to his chores like it didn’t happened, it drives Y/N crazy and he likes that. The town was confused but when Mirabel spread the word that Y/N and Camilo are now dating, they sigh in relief. Some are visibly confused, maybe it’s because they believe Y/N is blood related. So Y/N clearly explained everything to them. With no one making fun of them, the young couple just stayed in peace…

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“And that’s how your mamá and papá became a couple.” Bruno said as two little girls followed him to the kitchen where Julieta and Y/N are at, “So you add that before this…” Julieta explained to Y/N as the two little girls grabbed Y/N’s legs. Y/N felt the impact and giggled before looking down to see two sets of curly brown hair, “Lucía, Maya.” Y/N said as two girls with her eye color looked up to her, “Hola mamí!” Both girls said making Y/N giggle, went down to their levels and kissed thier foreheads. “They asked earlier how did you and Camilo became a couple.” Bruno said as Y/N smiled, “Do you know what’s even more shocking? Your papá being a lovesick puppy when I’m not around.” Y/N whispered to the girls’ ears as they laughed. “Hey, that’s not true.” Y/N’s husband’s voice said making the two 4 year olds turn around and saw Camilo, looking much like a 28 year old would look like, “Papá!” Lucía, the older twin, ran up to her father. Camilo picked up his little princess and went up to Y/N and his other daughter, “Me too, papí.” Maya, the younger twin, raised her hands up to Camilo, who accepted and lifted his other daughter up to his arms. “Are we heavy?” Lucía asked making Camilo chuckle, “It’s like holding two grapes.” He said as Y/N laughed.

“Camilo, play with your children out in the courtyard. Me and your wife are trying to make recipes for her cravings.” Julieta said to Camilo as Y/N rubbed her barely visible pregnant belly. Y/N is just 2 months pregnant and the twins’ ceremony is only a week away, “I’m sure those are goibg to be delicious for you and for this pequeño.” Camilo said placing his daughters down and hold Y/N’s belly. The twin girls place their hands on their mother’s belly, “It’s going to be a boy! ¡Chico!” Maya said as her sister disagrees, “No, a girl… ¡Chica!” Lucía insisted as Y/N laughed, “Well, whatever gender is your sibling… You will love them endlessly… ¿Está bien?” Y/N as the twin girls nod. Y/N kissed her husband before he got dragged away by the two princesas he has for daughters to play dress up. “I’m happy for you, mija… You found your happiness.” Bruno said as Y/N nodded, “You also found yours too… Be back with this familia.” Y/N said as she kissed Bruno’s cheek before going back to Julieta’s lesson.

From the baby that was abandoned in a box that night to a real Madrigal… If Bruno didn’t went on a stroll that night… He wouldn’t have ever been this happy… “No regrets.” Bruno said as he stare at the new Rapunzels of Encanto.

Fin.

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Oh my god that was a journey!

I had fun writing this series!

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