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Running on 3 ibuprofen and spite

hey guys one day january will be over it's not today but it will be one day

Indigo de Souza save me. Save me Indigo de Souza.

I want to eat the primitive soup

I spent three days on a math problem for uni stevie nicks gave me the strength

Unwashed hair is another mood entirely

in the small town I grew up in people used to refer to the action of putting alcohol in beverages as baptizing. like oh can you give me some of your coke. yeah but it's baptized. and that meant probably half of it was vodka or some shit

anyways yesterday I forgot the word baptized leading me to state that my drink was fucking sanctified

I do not live in my hometown anymore

keanu reeves drinking a corona & having an existential crisis

omg they're pulling deus from the machina

being an 'adult' is just discovering new terrifying things every day like. your washing machine sentient