Morgan: How Many Hours Did You Sleep Last Night?

I used to write a lot of mha fics back in 2018 and I haven’t touched them since then but, now that I’m rewatching the show I think I’m gonna rewrite them. Make them better and longer. Maybe post some new mha fics idk.

Garcia: I actually have a black belt!

Rossi: You have a black belt In karate?

Garcia: No, from Gucci

Danganronpa Antags; Incorrect quotes

Nagito: You’re “The second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans”, What’s that even mean?

Kokichi: It means you’re the second worst thing to ever happen to them

Nagito: But what’s the first worst thing?

*Awkward Pause*

Togami: Nagito, they.. weren’t always orphans.

Nagito: …

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Nagito: You really believe in Kokichi?

Togami: Luckily, they believe in themself enough for the both of us.

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Kokichi: What if mayonnaise came in cans?

Nagito: Well, that would suck because you can't microwave metal.

Togami: Good morning to everyone except these two people.

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Togami: So... what’s goin’ on?

Kokichi: You want the long version or the short version?

Togami, hesitantly: The short one, I guess?

Kokichi: Shit’s fucked.

Togami: Oh. Well, yeah, that’s definitely not an optimal situation.

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Kokichi: If you water water, it grows.

Togami: …What?

Nagito: He’s got a point

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Kokichi: Why does Togami always do the laundry so loudly?

Nagito: So everyone knows that no one helps them out in the house.

Togami, in the distance: *slams the washing machine shut*

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Kokichi: What’s your name?

Nagito, whispering to Togami: Can I tell them my real name?

Togami: No!

Nagito: I’m… Togami.

Togami, whispering to himself: The ONE TIME they get my name right…

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Nagito: Why would anyone want to harm Togami?

Kokichi: Maybe because they met him?

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Kokichi: Nagito is mad at me, and I'm not sure why.

Togami: Okay, did you talk before they got upset?

Kokichi: ...yes?

Togami: That's probably it.

Just listened to Madds Buckley’s song My Love Is Sick and my first thought was Bkdk but villain Deku. I don’t know why but maybe I’ll make it a fic. Debating on it being Deku’s pov or not.

Kirigiri: *Hands Togami a note*

Togami: What is this?

Kirigiri: A request for you not to be a bitch today.

Togami: Request denied

Just some random Incorrect Criminal Minds Quotes.

Tara, holding in their laughter: Hey, how do you ask a glass of water what it’s doing?

Reid: A glass of water is an inanimate object. Therefore, it's incapable of having a thought process or understanding basic human language.

Tara:

Tara: Water you doing?

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The BAU team every time Gideon does something against the rules: I regret getting dragged into your heterosexual tomfoolery.

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Morgan: Hey Reid, do you have any hobbies?

Reid: Swimming..

Morgan: Really? That’s cool. I never expected you to-

Reid: In a pool of self hatred and regret.

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Luke: You have an impressive pain tolerance.

Reid: Thanks, it's the trauma.

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Luke: Isn’t it weird that we can’t ride any other animal except horses. Like if horses weren’t a thing, humans would be fucked cause we couldn’t ride any other animals. Like riding animals wouldn’t really be a thing. We should probably be more grateful to horses.

JJ: Elephants.

Luke: Blocked.

Matt: Camels.

Luke: Extra blocked.

Garcia: Donkeys.

Luke: Ultra blocked.

Reid: That dick.

Luke: ...Followed.

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Morgan: Reid, it’s the third time this week you’ve had a mental breakdown and its Monday.

Michonne: We've got to find a way to cut down our expenses. What can we live without?

Maggie: Daryl, probably.

Nagito: Yeah, Romance, sex, and hope are cool and all but have you ever had stable mental health for more then 48 hours??

Chiaki:..Are you okay Komaeda?

Nagito: Absolutely not, thanks.

Reid: Define dream

Emily: Dream - The first thing people abandon when they find out how the world works

Garcia: That’s too dark!

Random Incorrect Stranger Things Quotes,

𝗟𝘂𝗰𝗮𝘀: Guess what I’m about to get!!

𝗠𝗮𝘅: On my nerves.

Mike: Shut up, You’re messing with my train of thought!

Max: I thought you didn’t have a brain, And now you tell me you have thoughts?

Will: You have to apologize to them Mike.

Mike: Fine! But I will warn you, this might make me a better, nicer person and that is NOT the person you fell in love with.

Steve: You guys don’t know about my knife stick. It’s a knife taped to a stick and it’s the ultimate weapon.

Eddie: Spear?

Steve: BLOCKED

Nancy: I owe you one.

Steve: That’s okay. You can just date me and we’ll call it even.

Steve: If I punch myself and it hurts, am I strong, Or weak?

Max: Strong

Robin: Weak

Nancy: An idiot, is what you are.

Mike: Can I bother you for a second?

Will: You're always bothering me, but go ahead.

Max: You have an impressive pain tolerance.

Will: Thanks, it's the trauma.

Max: Your future self is talking shit about you right now.

Will: Jokes on them. I'll ruin their fucking life.