Shower Thought That I Didn't Have In The Shower:

Since people liked the last post of Sentient! Broomie so much, I decided to come up with something on a whim so here you go:

Broomie isn't actually a giant paintbrush, he just is in the form because that's what fits best with Ink. When he wants to go out on his own he usually draws on feet and walks away, (his ahh is not keeping it together when he sees Frisk's soul walking); or he just floats but he basically can turn into- whatever he wants.

He actually likes being Ink's weapon, it keeps him out of sight but he can still see what's going on with the, multiverse, and even better, they think someone else is the guardian of AUs, so he's happy being tossed around, even if that sometimes results in being broken or forgotten. He doesn't mind too much, but Ink is definitely getting an earful once they're alone.

Broomie is surprisingly smart, not Sci smart, he's more (canon) Killer smart. He doesn't make his amount of knowledge known, you'll more likely figure out by him randomly spilling out some random fact thinking that it's common knowledge.

He will never willingly let the people of the public know who he is or what he is- not even that he exists, only ever letting people know who he is in dire need, or they're just that good of a person. Currently the only people that know about him are Ink (of course), Dream, Swap, and Lust.

Ink accidentally let it slip to Lust one day, Lust wasn't too surprised, "Darling, there are thousands of AUs out there, I'm sure at least one has a talking paintbrush in it." Broomie was relieved, they're close friends now.

He's the one that tried (and failed) to teach Ink to stay out sight like he always does. Broomie hates being out in the spotlight (stage fright, or something like that) and will basically choose someone else to be a false guardian for him, like, they can defend AUs with him, but prefers to do the actual guarding while the pretend guardian was just there for the fame and praise of being the guardian.

Ink is the first false guardian to actually help him do his job, in turn, Ink doesn't have to go back to his AU or the Omega timeline.

The splotch on Ink's cheek is actually Broomie's guardian mark, meaning, he's the owner of Broomie.

Broomie will watch you for a while before ever attempting to talk to you.

Doesn't have a gender, since he's a stick with hair. He just uses he/him since it's easy to remember since Ink always calls him a dude, he doesn't actually care what you call him through.

I may come up with more later or take a few things out, but here you go for now.

Ink and Broomie are originally made by Comyet.

For all of the northerners that stood up for Texas during our freeze and said, "Don't make fun of them, they've never dealt with this before. Their infrastructure isn't made for snow and freezing."

This one is for you.

Where I live 108°F with 80% humidity with no wind is normal.

Pacific North West is dealing historic best waves 35-40°C or 95-105°F.

First of all. Don't make fun of them for bitching about the heat. Just like Texas isn't built for a freeze and our pipes burst, Pacific North West isn't built for heat and a lot of their homes don't have AC.

If you live somewhere with a high humidity like 80+ HUMIDITY IS NOT YOUR FRIEND. The "humidity makes it feel cooler" is a lie once it gets beyond a point.

If you live somewhere with a lower humidity, misters are nice to cool off outside.

Once you get over 90°F (32°C) a fan will not help you. It's just pushing around hot air. (I mean if you can't afford a small AC unit because they're expensive as hell, by all means a fan is better than nothing).

Window AC units will let mosquitoes or other small bugs in. Sucks, but that's life.

Now is not the time to me modest. If you have to cover for religious reasons, by all means. If you don't, I've seen people wear short shorts and a swim top. It's not trashy if it keeps you from getting heat stroke.

If you do have to cover up for religious reasons, look for elephant pants or something similar. They're made with a breathable material.

Shade is better than no shade, but that shit it just diet sun after some point. Don't think shade will save you from heat stroke.

I know the "drink your water" is a fun meme now, but if you're sweating excessively you need electrolytes. Drink Gatorade, Powerade, or Pedialite PLEASE. I don't care if you're fucking sitting in one spot all day. That shit WILL save you from heat stroke.

Most importantly. RESEARCH THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN HEAT STROKE AND HEAT EXHAUSTION PLEASE!

If you're diabetic and can't drink Gatorade, mix water, fruit juice, and either lite salt or pink salt

If you can afford it, cover windows with thick curtains to insulate the house

If you have tile floors, lay on them with skin to tile contact. If you don't, laying your head on cool counters works too.

If the temperature where you're at is hotter than your body temperature, don't wear heat wicking clothing. Moisture wicking is safe though.

Check your medication labels. Many make you more susceptible to sun and heat

-Room temperature water will get into your body faster. This is something I learned doing marching band in high summer in Georgia, and it saved all of our asses. Sip it, don't gulp it, especially if you're getting into the red; same goes for whatever fluid you're drinking. And just in general drink during the day.

-If you are moving from an air conditioned space to an un-air conditioned space, if at all possible try to make the shift gradual. When my dad and I were working outside and in un-ac houses a few years ago, he'd turn the air down to low in the truck about ten-fifteen minutes before we got where we were going. This way your body doesn't go from low low temps to high temps. S'bad for you.

-If you can, keep your lights off during the day. Light bulbs may not generate a lot of heat, but the difference is noticeable when it gets hot enough. I literally only turn my bedroom light on in the evening when it gets too dark.

Don't be afraid to just like... pour water on yourself if you need to. The evaporation will cool you off.

Put your hand to the cement for 15 seconds. If you can't handle the heat, it'll burn your dog's paws. Don't let them walk on it.

Dogs with flat faces are more prone to heat stroke. Don't leave them out unsupervised.

Frozen fruit is delicious in water.

Wet/Cold hat/handkerchief on your head/neck will help you stay cool.

Pickle juice is great for electrolytes! You can even make pickle juice Popsicles!

Heat exhaustion is more, "drink water and get you cooled off." Heat stroke is more "Oh my god call 911."

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[Image description: an infographic showing the difference between heat exhaustion and heat stroke. The graphic is labeled "Heat Dangers: First Warning." Signs of heat exhaustion: faint or dizzy, excessive sweating, cool, pale, clammy skin, rapid, weak pulse, muscle cramps. If you think you or someone else may be experiencing heat exhaustion, get to a cool, air-conditioned place, drink water if conscious, and take a cool shower or use cold compress. Signs of heat stroke: throbbing headache, no sweating, red, hot, dry skin, rapid, strong pulse, may lose consciousness. If you think you or someone else may be experiencing heat stroke, call 911. End description]

Be safe.

-fae

The person I reblogged this from deserves to be happy

I tried to scroll past this. I really did

tragedy is when a man has so much failwife potential & yet gets assigned suave dom by the fandom and isn't allowed to be anything else. chin up king your loser energy is seen and appreciated. by me

gives u a banan

I'll trade you with a lazy Rainbow Factory speed paint?

I drew an insane old man.

what did dream see in his petrified state?

(any inconsistencies you see are probably intentional, idk im tired)

you know underverse/xtale is criminally underrated when its most popular video has no +20mil views and the rest of 'em don't exceed 10mil

considering how MASSIVE undertale au community is this is straight up unacceptable??

let's remember only THREE PEOPLE work on this series: Jael Peñaloza as the animator/writer, NyxTheShield as the musician and Strelok as the sound designer (although searching up a bit the first result that pops up is a reddit post pointing out they don't appear on credits in the last uvs episode, i just hope they're ok), they truly need more recognition and support

yeah everyone says good thing about this show but they're mainly superficial stuff, as statements from a first glance and that's fine, they know how to identify it as a well-written, structured and animated work despite having seen it only once, but i don't think that's enough

these people work hard to get the chapters out in the shortest time possible and it's impressive; every bit of detail is a delight and a hug to the soul for undertale fans, xtale in itself is an au that knew how to use every resource of the original game very ingeniously (i will probably talk about this in another post); the songs know how to capture the essence of the characters perfectly and add a lot of life to the scenes, it is truly incredible how immersive it is thanks to the ost; and the sound effects just make everything feel surprisingly real

the quality of this series is indescribable and it seems unfair to me that it doesn't get the support it really deserves like other works that achieved much more for some reason

please go support these community folks! they make a lot of effort to offer us quality content without disappointing, and although it's true their names resonate in everyone's heads, they deserve much more support of any kind

Question, if you dont mind. Do you have an OC? If so, what is/are she/he/they like?

Not really, but I have two characters I made myself but one is from when I learned that Hollow knight existed years ago and one is just something I drew recently.

They don't have back stories, just general ideas.