I Can Picture All Of This And I Am A Mix Of Sofie And Jensi

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Thanos?

The nearby Village simply knows you as the hunter who lives in the forest, but you have a dark secret. You are the former dark Lord. Today you returned from a hunt and found the Hero that defeated you in your Hut.

i get the most random urges to be productive like. it will be 12 am and i have to get up at 6 in the morning tmrw but no. i must suddenly clean my entire room.

despite everything, somehow still a little shocked it's this controversial to say "being born in august does not make you more outgoing or impulsive or perceptive than being born in february" but that's okay. we'll get there.

oh yes please

i love pitting classically trained magic users against self-taught magic users in sci-fi/fantasy but it shouldn’t be snobbish disdain for them it should be terror

nostalgia

is this what the kids are listening to these days?

see this is what i ASPIRE to be

My favorite practical joke of all time: that one student who convinced an entire college that a Rhinocerus escaped from the zoo and drowned in the campus lake. This was achieved by:

A rhino-foot wastebasket, borrowed from a professor

The surreptitious application of footprints in the snow leading up to the banks of a frozen lake. A lake with a conspicuous, potentially rhinoceros-sized hole in the ice…

Just one of many shining moments in the career of infamous practical joker Hugh Troy

have you ever looked up the definition of a word you don’t know and it just gives you another word

like ????? I don’t know what gasconade means, do you really think I know wtf rodomontade means???

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I DON’T QUITE KNOW WHAT’S HAPPENING BUT I’M STILL ON BOARD

11:24 get up

12:43 eat breakfast

12:44 eat lunch

4:10 get in the shower

6:25 take a nap

6:59 experience prophetic dream

7:01 wake up in cold sweat from prophetic dream

7:02 bear the weight of the prophecy

7:15 tell the world about prophecy

7:26 be cast from society as a false prophet

7:42 live to see the prophecy’s fulfillment as foretold by dream

8:00 get out of the shower

8:01 go to bed

NO

today i forgot kermit the frog’s name and could only call him ‘kenric the frog’ look what kotlc has done to me

ENDLESS possibilities! Want to make some nice sand art? Of course! Make a fake beach in your backyard? Yeah dude! Want to fill your enemies’ house with sand? Go for it! Wanna lie in it and pretend you have friends while you sob yourself to sleep? The sand’s gotcha.