COFFEE QUEST CONTINUES!

Lmao poor you

YUE QINGYUAN ‼️‼️‼️ WHAT THE FUCKKKK

PUTANGGG INAAAA YAWAAAA i knew why HE WAS FORGETTABLE ‼️‼️😭😭😭😭

Thought this could fit in well here

guys, admit, cumplane and scumplane are too underrated.

writing this because their fans (including me) aren't fed properly‼️

so embarrassing when i forget im checking someone's blog and i start scrolling through and liking and reblogging shit as if it's just my dash. it feels like wandering into someone else's apartment and not noticing and making myself lunch

This meme is perfect for them

3 types of autism

Maui is not obese

Maui is a powerful demigod. Big and strong and… oh, you think he looks fat?

That’s probably because you’ve been conditioned by the media to accept this

as what strong and fit looks like. Amiright?

Sadly… these guys are not all that strong. Yeah, they got muscles… but they aren’t built in a useful way. They are built for looks and that’s about it.

This… 

is a strong guy. Actually a competitor in the Strongman competition. But… his tummy sticks out and he doesn’t look like a Dorito. 

You know who else is strong?

These guys…

And Maui…

Look at those arms, omg. And that solid, sturdy torso. You can see a shadow where his meat covers his ribs, but he doesn’t look like any slouch to me.

And this guy…

That’s Dwayne Johnson’s grandfather. When the Disney animators showed him their sketches of Maui, he pulled out a picture of his grandfather and showed it to them because he was amazed how similar they looked. This dude was also a pro wrestler.

There’s actually a great infographic about ab muscles and stuff over HERE. but this is the part i want to show you.

Now… look at Maui again.

That thickness don’t move like fat. It doesn’t jiggle and he’s able to flex it. Look at how it sits on his body. It doesn’t sag… he doesn’t have a gut. There’s even a slight V shape to his torso.

It’s just big and not ‘defined’.

And people aren’t used to that.

(sorry, this isn’t the most organized post… i kinda just let it all spill out)

i decided to write a fic (???) about jiang yanli telling her parents a lot of things bc she deserves to be a little mean sometimes (also im totally using this as a way to talk my frustration towards their characters bc i am a hater first) (yi ziyuan theyre never gonna make me love you (ur also very hot))

MXTX: MDZS Foxxian AU

With our dear Wei Ying!! :D

i just saw the tag “canon complicit” instead of “canon compliant” and im laughing its like “canon is a criminal act that i unfortunately support with this fic”