M!A: *makes Them Reattach And Shoot Up*

Inflation is so fucking bad we're fantasizing about stalkers leaving groceries

Gangle: I don't think so unless abstraction c-

*stops mid-sentence and begins to quietly sob thinking about Kaufmo, his loss still raw in her mind*

........i miss him.

Buddy: *that alone seems to calm them down a bit*

Can I watch things with you? something quiet and relaxing...

of course. i think caine keeps some old royalty-free cartoons around here somewhere...

(Whoever made the circus apparently didn’t want to deal with copyright, so now everyone has to live like they’re in Skinamarink.)

jack of no trades. master of fuck all

*sobs softly*

home.... where home?

(Their expression softens, realizing that this new person is most likely a child.)

hey, it’s ok, buddy. do you...remember putting on a headset?

love whatever this genre of nightmare images is

Mannequin: So where to?

I DON’T (🎉)ING KNOW

Buddy: *stares in awe*

...But, my parents didn't wanna share this with me?

well, that means that they’re probably looking for a way to get you back home as we speak.

just watched a video of a wildlife rehabber tube-feeding the teeny tiniest orphaned baby opossum and the comments are fucking KILLING me

baby opossum (too teeny, hasn’t finished cooking in the marsupial pouch like it ought to have done, doesn’t even look like it should exist):

the comments:

Th-that glitch thing happened to me and i made you die, i don’t want that to happen, hold me pleeeease.

*sobs into their arms*

-buddy anon

(They hold them tighter.)

it’s ok. that’s not gonna happen. i won’t let it.