???: *sniff*

Mannequin: *the panic leads to them colliding with the map and Zooble themselves briefly*

(They fall on their back, legs still doing the motions.)

Caine: Oh hahaha, silly Jax.

is there seriously nothing you can do about him? he treats us all like (🎉)

ok. sure. hi albert.

Albert: *gasps* no way.....no way its you...! after so many years...its finally you...! oh my god...! long lost step-cousin!!! i missed you! *he hugs her tightly* oh my i missed you so much!

um...hi? do i know you?

Buddy: So.... my parents just left me at this daycare?

..........i...........buddy. do you......remember putting on a vr headset?

Caine: *snaps fingers and changes their colour scheme to one similar to the frankenstein monster*

What do ya think?

.......um..........

(They don’t know.)

Buddy: *banging the door*

LET ME OUT!

M!A: Yep, just in their room.

i- are they gonna be ok?

Bubble: *floats by Caine*

Hehehehe, what a baby.

bubble. don’t say that

just watched a video of a wildlife rehabber tube-feeding the teeny tiniest orphaned baby opossum and the comments are fucking KILLING me

baby opossum (too teeny, hasn’t finished cooking in the marsupial pouch like it ought to have done, doesn’t even look like it should exist):

the comments:

Caine: ...... hmmm daycare, daaaycare let's see what info is on my database about that

*his eyes bluescreen*

look, just- don’t tell them anything about how they can’t leave.

Buddy: Gangle let me test the kid's meal toys! :D

But then Caine turned it to confetti when we got back :(

aw man :( i’ll ask him if you can have it back