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the bride and her ugly ass groom......
Weird Earthworm Jim fact
Initially Earthworm Jim began as a maggot character.
At this point he didn't have the Jim part of the name.
Years later when this information was leaked online,
people who'd joined the development project AFTER the change
tried to call out the person who leaked the info as a liar
only for the original character creator to confirm it as true
and to this day some people still believe the maggot story to be a lie.
The reason for the change is even more bizarre
apparently the character creator got into a heated argument
with some random other guy not connected to the project at all
the subject being what the difference was between
maggots
and gnat larvae.
after that the character was changed to an earthworm.
nobody is really sure who won that argument.
but changing the character to an earthworm removed the issue.
You guys still asking about this guy? I can help.
The artist in question had two accounts.
Well, two that a relevant to our story at least.
One account was very open and honest.
Case and point.
The other was delusional as hell.
Surprisingly not the one we're talking about here.
The devil's playdoh enjoyer received a lot of hate.
Eventually people they knew in real life found out.
They tried to intervene and the results were complicated.
Not only did it not solve the issue,
It tore the family apart and they became isolated.
Now that second account starts to become relevant.
On their more delusional persona they had a successful following.
They were pretending to be a woman addicted to sex so duh.
On this account however the furries absolutely loved them.
Mostly because they made a furry dating sim with good graphics.
Eventually hey just started focussing more on this persona.
Not wanting to alienate their fans they kept the brown a secret.
After a long time of it being too awkward to do their regular thing,
They just stopped the whole scatplay idea all together.
They promised themselves to go back to it but never had the time.
All the attention they now had removed any chance.
When the hype died down they realised they'd grown out of it.
They still liked to dream about the concept,
But had lost interest in doing scat IRL.
That's where we are today.
This still draw art of the analvore though.
Now on a new third account.
And by the way fella.
I know you're reding this.
Yes we can track your activity even when you have a VPN.
Don't try to cancel us again.
Do you really want us to expose you?
Because we will,
If you try to attack us for fear of exposure.
Ironic isn't it.
Leave us alone and we'll leave you alone.
Understand?
yum
Doughnuts (via Instagram)
And now for a personal episode of "Oh my god, THAT'S A THING?!"
I'm in heaven
something for @sydneynocarbunkl
This could legit be my persona in a human disguise in the real world
they have superhuman speed
that makes it appear like they're teleporting
@sam-dugesian hands out souvenir green jackets
to the people who sleep with him
if you put it under uv light
it says "i slept with sam [his real surname]" on the back
Cringetober 24 - MLP!
Antonymph Fluttershy!!!!!!
did this dude just whoosh
the very concept of Friday Night Funkin'?
I was supposed to be making icons I was not making icons I was being side tracked and gay
BUT ATLEAST IT TURNED OUT CUTE!!!
just don't go to that other place
it made me itch and twitch and bitch and talk shit
it's a baizeless argument
Dripped out
yes
me a woman with a man that does my dishes:
"hmm..."
"If your man does the dishes he's gay"
Arnold Schwartzenegger
Sylverter Stallone
Bruce Willis
Wesley Snipes
Denzel Washington
Keanu Reaves
Shaq
Shaft
Mr. T
Chuck Norris
Bruce Lee
Jackie Chan
Chris Rock
Will Smith
Dr. Dre
Tupac
Snoop Dogg
Dwane Johnson
Vin Diesel
Michael Jordan
and here's the best part of all are you ready for this?
that's right
so misogynists... what song do you want played at your funeral?
why would you even say that oh my god
Lil green babies 👶
gets baized
there is now a crater in Glasgow
and Singapore has become airborne
I mean, I know you can’t hear photos but hear me out
when people think your species is Chinese
because the food made from it comes from China
I hate being an unrelatable furry
me: "male anthropomorphic black mamba"
the furry community: "did you mean to type female?"
me: "listen here you little-"
rando: "I got ya fam" [posts the following image]
me:
we need a horror movie about the humans
Time for a disappointing factoid
Much as I would like the story to be true
The baby yoda wildfire firefighter story isn't true
It was a publicity stunt by Disney themselves
All to promote their show The Mandalorean
It's stuff like this that makes me sick to my stomach
Especially since
There genuinely was an almost identical story unfolding
Only the doll was an old unbranded teddy bear
That had been kept in the family for generations
Disney simply threw it away
And replaced it with their merchandise
Those heartless monsters
why is this a thing?
why is it available everywhere?
Okay, this is hokey
That ice cream truck at 3 AM is the best
They have pepperoni pizza flavor ice cream
Y'all are missing out
oh @sigmaleph
you are not ready
in much more interesting news, today at work I got to explore an abandoned 500-year-old castle, seized by the state because of the owner's massive tax evasion
we spent an hour and half going all over the grounds, I'd never felt so #urbex
isn't that literally how i..?
i don't think Caine has thought this through
nono don't explain it.
let the normies figure it out.
or try at least.
I may be, what you may call, a crazy zeti oc lady. like a crazy cat lady, but for zeets... (I have over 10 zetis, and some are ones I haven't even drawn yet; yes, I have more zeti ocs than MOBIAN OCS-)
teleports in
slaps the critics
teleports out
Newgrounds has video
Youtube's new policy will prevent anyone from viewing videos on their website unless they are viewed in Google Chrome web browser
Well I just found this load of bull today. I'm pretty sure this comes under monopoly law.
How does that even work with monotisation? Surely that's now a conflict of interest.
And they can't make that tired excuse of "If you don't like it, shop somewhere else" When Youtube has been shutting down Any rival business that shows up.
Can't say I didn't see this coming. What did we expect from a company That is literally run by Russian oligarks?
That's not a rumor by the way. You can easily look it up.
Don't look it up on Google, you idiot.
Apparently they've already lost a ton of stuff from this and it's not even been 24 hours yet since they revealed their new plans.
Investors are pulling out. Partners are seeking alternatives. Content creators are moving to Twitch.
Who's hairbrained scheme was this? Did you honestly expect this to turn a profit? You're even stupider than Disney right now.
[challenges the justice league]
Facts about my persona species
My powers are functionally like kryptonite to superman and I mean that literally.
I'm essentially oozing out the exact same kind of radiation that would be produced by kryptonite.
Talk about a badly-pitted fight.
But I'm chill with Superman he's friends with Aquaman and I respect that.
lol
they're trying
Dear furries
is there like a community where people with anthropomorphic personas can hang out but like not be lewd all the time but not like in an asexual way just a way in which you actually wanna talk like a reasonable person?
So far I've found 3 but there has to be more than that surely you can't all be that normie can you?
i'm not surprised
disgusted maybe
but not surprised
yeah kick her ass!