As A Technical Lobster I Hate This

why is this a thing?

why is it available everywhere?

Okay, this is hokey

That ice cream truck at 3 AM is the best

They have pepperoni pizza flavor ice cream

Y'all are missing out

smh

The Eka's Portal admin is now banned from cheese and we also got some new members.

So apparently all cheese in the USA is held under the same company's rights and somehow God knows how the Eka's Portal administration somehow managed to get themselves banned from ever buying any of their products.

I didn't even know that was a possibility. I guess I never thought of it.

So apparently the Eka's admins cannot legally purchase any products containing cheese in the United States or any foreign products that contain American cheese i.e. things like Doritos.

Just how badly must you fail for that even to happen.

Apparently the only other person who is still living who is also banned was apparently responsible for a flood of boiling corn pottage that killed 12 people.

What the hell did Eka do?

=

On an unrelated note...

(i think)

Earlier today Eka banned more of their members.

So now we have a bunch of new people.

Apparently Eka banned them for being British.

They thought they were the same person.

Because they came from the same country.

Ooo...kay...

Well they seem really nice people.

(isn't everyone who gets banned from EP?)

Also they make games a lot.

They have a few hundred nomming games to their name.

They will fit in well here.

i'm not surprised

disgusted maybe

but not surprised

YouTube

one time i was talking to my tree friend (animated short)

tree friend called Kevinaudio by @lizou1617 on tiktok

yeah kick her ass!

my god

trick or treat!!!

hope everyone likes fried egg gummies 🍳🎃🧛🏻

lol

cute

Old Moomin fanart of Snorkmaiden and Primadonna’s Horse that I still like 🌷

ha

You may think this is a loaf of bread. It is, in fact, a loaf of bread.

Enjoy your day.

That is all.

sweet

Lemon cake 🍋🐱

wat

well i'm fairly certain we all knew he was sus

how sus was the matter of opinion

Former US president Donald Trump literally said this in court

"Everything I've said is true, except for the parts I invented."