I Think I Could Even Tell You Which One

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Daily fish fact #38

The difference between pufferfish (family Tetraodontidae) and porcupinefish (family Diadontidae) is that porcupinefish have large external spikes that are always visible, while pufferfish have smaller spikes that only become visible once the fish puffs up. Both can collectively be called pufferfish, which can be confusing.

aw

'Honey taking advantage of the natural beauty of the hedgehog characters' is a genre that I swear is real.

cute

So itty bitty (I used acrylic, acrylic gouache, India ink)

Ever hear a ridiculous news article? How about... "Businesses are trying to copyright the concept of steam, and we don't mean the Valve brand."

It wasn't even the onion

what are you implying?

yeesh

Jokes in the future will be so strange

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and a sheep?

"What's a kangaroo and what's a sheep?"

Kangaroos were bipedal animals we used to have that were known to have powerful large legs that they use to bound across the land.

Sheep were creatures we used to have that would naturally produce fibres similar in composition to our artificial cotton plastics that people used to fashion clothing.

"Okay, please continue."

A woolly jumper!

"Ah okay, I guess that makes sense."

No no no stop thinking about the gene-splicing thing for a sec I mean like the clothing item made of wool that our kind used to wear.

"You need new material."

I should have been born while Earth was still a thing.

"Okay, boomer."

Oh. Well I guess bombs are still relevant. Weird.

why would you even say that oh my god

Lil green babies 👶

Boomer: "Can you imagine kids today storming the beaches of Normany?"

Me: "You were a US child of the 70's, idiot. When the hell were you ever in a war? I was blasting Russians in Ukraine. You can shut the hell up!"

Friend: "So you know at the start of the Twisted Sister music video, where the dad says 'I carried an M16 in 'nam and you carry that guitar'? Sure hurts when they shoe's on the other foot eh boomers?"

OH

MY

GOD

lol

british lady

cute

feeling silly today.

(anyway, requests are open, so feel comfortable to come in! 'cause i'm out of ideas с':)