I'm A Mitten Crab

if we were in water,

my species would run past it

faster than it would notice their presence.

Logic test

You are in a room in Africa

There are two exits at opposite sides of the room

But each exit is being guarded by a snake

One snake is yellow-green

The other blackish in color

One is a harmless olive snake

That you can pass unharmed

The other a deadly black mamba

That will kill you if you get too close

Which color snake do you approach?

Eka's Portal administration today

weird

why would you even say that oh my god

Lil green babies 👶

haha

hum

the Ekas Portal admin after talking over things with their members

yep

Meanwhile, on Eka's Portal

YouTube

Enjoying Mac and Cheese #shorts #animation #funny #meme #fyp #viral

His mac and cheese

@sam-dugesian hands out souvenir green jackets

to the people who sleep with him

if you put it under uv light

it says "i slept with sam [his real surname]" on the back

Cringetober 24 - MLP!

Antonymph Fluttershy!!!!!!

lol

Us to everyone leaving Eka's Portal right now

hey king, you dropped this

youtube kids is messed up

BEHOLD THE STAREATER, THAT FEASTS UPON GALAXIES AS THE ANTHILLS THAT THEY ARE