Pbj Cool

ha

You may think this is a loaf of bread. It is, in fact, a loaf of bread.

Enjoy your day.

That is all.

Imagine a super-advanced sentient alien race of bees makes contact with Earth and their first question is "So what's with all the rectangles?"

That's how stupid you sound, when you ask why bees make houses out of hexagons.

CONTEXT!

So a friend of mine said...

"I was walking my best friend home last night and they really needed to go but we were out in the middle of the street and I didn't want us to get caught by the cops so I picked up the turd and threw it into some random stranger's backyard."

why would you even say that oh my god

Lil green babies 👶

that

its the one you have all been waiting for! I draw other animals like cats and puppies all the time so this time I did something a little different. It's a rat which thinks its a dog. ^w^ He tried to carry the tennis ball but he's so small it dragged on the floor and he ended up rolling over it -v-'

prompt list credit goes to @thebeanbaguette

having what equates to knife blades for feet

my persona is not that well versed in footwear

they're trying

Dear furries

is there like a community where people with anthropomorphic personas can hang out but like not be lewd all the time but not like in an asexual way just a way in which you actually wanna talk like a reasonable person?

So far I've found 3 but there has to be more than that surely you can't all be that normie can you?

we need a horror movie about the humans

Time for a disappointing factoid

Much as I would like the story to be true

The baby yoda wildfire firefighter story isn't true

It was a publicity stunt by Disney themselves

All to promote their show The Mandalorean

It's stuff like this that makes me sick to my stomach

Especially since

There genuinely was an almost identical story unfolding

Only the doll was an old unbranded teddy bear

That had been kept in the family for generations

Disney simply threw it away

And replaced it with their merchandise

Those heartless monsters

Lincoln wouldn't stay at this table. If you really knew about his life, you would know why that is the case. Hint: It's not for moral reasons.

Okay, historians of Tumblr. Tell them why.

cute