FINALLY

Solomon and MC being crackheads

"Hey, where's MC?" Lucifer asks, papers in his hand.

"In their room." Satan's attention is diverted to the papers. "Hey, what are those?"

"These are the essays Lord Diavolo wish for MC to write. He wanted to read different opinions from each species but the topics he had chosen are so ridiculous that I could barely take him seriously." Lucifer sighs and shakes his head, making Satan chuckle.

"And what are the topics he had chosen?"

"...Teddy bears, rocks, swings and bags."

If Satan had a cup of tea, he would either choke on it or spit it out but either way, he ended up bursting out of laughter. "May I say, holy shit! Those are the most random topics I've heard in a while!"

The firstborn sighs and leaves his younger brother to his laughing fit. Approaching towards his human housemate's room, he swore he could hear another voice but he brushes it off, thinking that you were imitating someone else and by that someone else, he means some random people online yelling 'yeet' or 'oh, hi. Thanks for checking in I'm still a piece of garbage' or anything of the sort this fossil couldn't care to understand. Well, even if he did care, his old mind cannot handle the millennial jokes.

Raising his hand to knock on the door, he stops when he heard a familiar voice. 'It sounded like Solomon', he thought but shakes his head. Maybe he's imagining it which is something he highly thinks is possible seemingly that he's so sleep deprived that he can't think straight most of the times.

But when his knocks went unanswered, he grows impatient. "I'm coming in!"

Upon opening the great wooden barrier between your room and the horrible outside world, there stood both you and Solomon. One of Lucifer's stolen cloak draped around your shoulders, a mask covering the top part of your face and your hands covered with black gloves. Solomon, on the other hand, is wearing one of Asmodeus's dress and a wig.

"Sing, my angel! SING!" Your voice horribly deep and your singing is not making up for it as it sounds like a dying walrus.

Not that the sorcerer was any good. His high-pitched singing sounds like a screeching banshee and nails scraping a blackboard combined but somehow, the both of you weren't bothered by the fact. Well, no shit. Both of you are horrible singers that are perfectly in terrible sync. I'm sure you can make the Demon King pray to God for you two to stop and even then, God wouldn't even be much of a help since your singing might blow up his eardrums so the Demon King's prayers would go unanswered.

Which is true to my statement when Lucifer himself is covering his ears and maybe silently praying to his father that you two would stop to which you two didn't.

"What the blazes? What the hell are you two doing? And how did you get in here Solomon?" The prideful demon asks, not taking off his hands off his ears in fear that you might use your majestic (not) voice to make him deaf.

"I have my own ways." Solomon places a hand on his hip, the dress perfectly fitting his muscular but feminine figure. Someone, please draw this.

"What'chu here for, Lucifer?" You ask.

"Oh, yeah." Your singing might've caused him a small brain damage. "These are the essays you need to do. Lord Diavolo's-"

"Fuck that!" You curse, cutting off the demon's sentence. "F to the U to the C, K, that!"

Lucifer sighs. Help this old man. He's a single mother taking care of seven crackheads who's working under his future (please) husband and he's denser than THE Karasuma Tadaomi whenever Diavolo is flirting with him. "MC, this is Lord Diavolo's orders."

"And call me Obama's twin sibling cause' fuck that shit!" You immediately refused.

"MC."

"This calls for drastic measures."

You quickly open the window and drag Solomon with you then dramatically swing the cape around you and the sorcerer knew what you were about to do. With the deepest voice you could muster, you say, "I am Batman."

And jumped out of the window Papyrus style with Solomon tailing behind you. Lucifer, panicked, runs towards the window and looks out because there's no way a human could survive a two storey fall, right? Well, you proved him wrong when you and Solomon did a front flip and landed on the ground, laughing, "Hee hee!"

The two of you are now Naruto running towards wherever you two want to escape to. A Batman wannabe and a magical girl running off into the sunset, holding hands while laughing like Micheal Jackson. Truly, a romance better than Twilight.

I have no idea what I wrote. I might've been high while writing this but I hope you enjoyed!

100% am the second one

are you the "i dont like sitting on chairs so i'll sit on the floor" neurodivergent or the "i dont like sitting on chairs so i'll sit on top of a counter or the table or any high place" neurodivergent? im the second one

Ac1week//05 enemy

the closest friends become the closest enemies

The brothers + undateables if they were to pick up an instrument

-The brothers-

Lucifer:

- surprise, surprise

- he's a piano guy

- but there's a reason to this

- back in the Celestial Realm, many angels, including his own siblings, admired and loved his piano playing

- even on the day where Diavolo came, he played the piano that enchanted him

- Lilith especially loved the piano

- after falling in Devildom, he avoided the piano at all costs

- he doesn't want to cry

- for once, he thanks his never-ending paperwork as he can use that as an excuse to avoid playing his favourite instrument

- but the few times he did play the piano, Mammon always seem to catch Lucifer crying while playing

- he has a love and hate relationship with the piano

Mammon:

- he isn't talented when it comes to playing instruments

- but when he stumbled upon the kalimba, he couldn't help but be addicted to playing it

- it's such a small and simple instrument, he just absolutely loves it

- loves the beautiful melody his kalimba makes

- hides this talent from his brothers for fear that they might ridicule him for playing such an instrument

- but one day while playing the kalimba to pass time, Asmodeus was in love with the melody and was confused as to what instrument would make such a sound and follows it

- finds Mammon playing the kalimba alone in the planetarium

- and calls the others to listen to Mammon playing the instrument

- the rest were enchanted by Mammon's playing

- doesn't talk about it

- until it was Beelzebub's and Belphegor's birthday

- the twins requested that Mammon plays the kalimba

- is taken aback but doesn't protest

- Mammon plays his favourite melody on the kalimba

- everyone likes that

Leviathan:

- plays the flute

- but only does it because he saw Ruri-chan playing it

- is surprisingly naturally talented on the flute

- when his package arrived, his brothers thought it was just more merch and figurines

- nope, it was his flute

- while he was practicing playing an anime opening, Lucifer overheard his playing

- thought it was beautiful

- eventually, Lucifer had to barge in and interrupt his playing because Levi had done a little prank on him

- Levi was nervous about his punishment but instead of that, Lucifer requests that he plays something on the flute

- anxiety through the roof and probably up in the Celestial Realm

- his hands were shaky at first but after a few seconds, he got into playing that as if Lucifer suddenly disappeared from his room

- playing beautifully and happily as if there was no tomorrow

- after playing, Lucifer praises Levi's talent and his face is just red

Satan:

- surprise, surprise 2.0

- violin guy

- he wasn't interested in such an instrument at first but finds out that according to the humans, it was one of the most difficult instruments to play

- decides to take the challenge

- he regrets ever underestimating just how difficult playing the violin is

- at first, he ironically plays it just to show who's boss

- now he can't stop playing

- the first time he tried to play it, his arm is sore, neck is stuck in a certain position and cramps are terrible

- but after Beelzebub offers to give him a massage after each violin session, he was more fired up to prove the humans wrong

- low-key was praising each human and person who were able to stand through the torture of violin playing

- when he finally got the hang of it, the first piece he played is his favourite cursed song

- it was more beautiful and melodic on the violin than the original instrument

- is in love with the new melody and loves the song even more

- occasionally stays back at school to play the violin provided at RAD's music room

- girls (and maybe some guys) heard his playing and immediately fell in love with it

- for the rest of school days, Satan finds mysterious love letters left on his desk, in his locker, sometimes given by teachers themselves and has no idea why

- the rest of his brothers knew but doesn't say anything

Asmodeus:

- he wouldn't want to ruin anything on his body or leave any kind of bruise anywhere

- but he makes he makes an exception only for one instrument

- the guitar

- when he first started picking up the instrument, he immediately wanted to quit playing because his fingers hurt

- but after watching a couple of videos of people playing the guitar AND still having beautiful hands, he decides to play it once again

- it was torture for him and almost quit again but he finds out that some people wears bandages around their fingers to protect them

- and so he did

- eventually, he takes it off after mastering simple switching

- his fingers hurt once again but doesn't mind because he loves playing the guitar

- and because of his constant playing, his skin has grown thicker to withstand the strings of the guitar

- now it doesn't hurt whenever he plays

- the few rare times where he actually plays the guitar for someone, with his charm and melody, the person immediately falls in love with him

- his brothers were pleasantly surprised when they found out that he plays the guitar instead of any other instrument

- he takes pride in that

Beelzebub:

- surprise, surprise 3.0

- dude plays the drums

- he's into metal

- one day while watching some mukbang videos, he accidentally clicked on a Jacksepticeye drum cover video and was wondering how can he multitask like that

- so he told Lucifer that he wanted to practice playing drums

- Lucifer was surprised but doesn't protest his brother's request

- he found out just how difficult it is playing drums

- but once he got the hang of it, his level of playing can be compared to a veteran's

- a group of band saw him playing and offered if Beel wanted to join

- he immediately agreed to it and now thanks to him, the band is well-known in the Devildom

- sometimes would perform during assembly under Diavolo's request

- everyone listening was headbanging and yelling at the top of their lungs

- every time the band perform, it's always lively due to how catchy and metal the music was

- sometimes, Beel would give up his meals just to practice with his band mates

- loves it whenever he rocks the stage

Belphegor:

- sleepy boi

- doesn't want to move much

- so he plays the theremin

- according to a lot of people, it's one of the more difficult instruments to play as you need to have a good ear and there's a lot of tricks you have to learn with your hands

- but this boi is gifted with perfect pitch

- takes up the theremin

- for a beginner, he's not that bad

- after hours and hours of practice, he plays the theremin expertly

- it's a peculiar but interesting instrument so his brothers nag him to play it

- is annoyed by the constant nagging so he just plays a short song

- the melody is somewhat alien-like but it was also somewhat beautiful

- his brothers loves how he plays the theremin

- sometimes would play it for Beel if he has difficulties in sleeping

- only plays a certain song originating from when they were back in the Celestial Realm

- is the only lullaby Beel sleeps to

- Belphie is happy to play it for his twin

-Undateables-

Diavolo:

- for some reason, this man loves anything that's got to do with anything Irish or Scottish

- when he finds out that they were the two main countries that played bagpipes, he couldn't help but order Barbatos to get him one as well

- and also a kilt

- playing the bagpipe was difficult but he found an instructor to teach him how to play it

- hours and hours of practice, he finally manages to play it

- now whenever he has free time, he would play his favourite songs on the bagpipe with Barbatos surprisingly loving to listen to him play

- though, sometimes when Lucifer, or even more rarer times when his brothers join him, Diavolo would jump out while playing the bagpipe, playing an iconic Irish/Scottish song

- with a kilt

- as much as Lucifer wanted to scold him, he couldn't help but also enjoy the song

- and his random shenanigans

- though, if he were to play for his partner, he would play a romantic song on his bagpipe

- unless his partner asks otherwise then expect him to jump around playing a silly song...

- ...while wearing a kilt

Barbatos:

- this boi has little to no time at all

- is constantly stressed inside

- but when he realizes that the melodies of a cello calms him down greatly and can put his insomniac mind to sleep, he immediately gets himself one

- since he's a Jack of all trades, he's a natural at playing the cello

- because of this talent, Diavolo has instructed him one too many times to play the cello either for him or for guests

- but this is a task he doesn't mind doing

- though, sometimes when he's extremely tired, he dozes off while playing

- Diavolo doesn't mind if Barb plays only for him

- but if he dozed off around guests, Diavolo will nudge him and tell him that it's not appropriate for him to sleep in front of guests

- he immediately apologizes and continues playing the cello

- after a party, he will play a lullaby on his cello as to calm down the ruckus the guests might make

- Belphie will 11/10 summon Barb to play for him if it weren't for the fact that he had to ask permission from Diavolo first

Simeon:

- dude's an angel

- obviously will play the lyre

- his music is literally just angelic

- but he mainly plays the lyre to put Luke to sleep whenever he has a nightmare or just can't sleep in general

- but back when Lucifer and his brothers, exclude Satan, were in the Celestial Realm, he and Lucifer always play together

- they were the perfect duo

- with the angelic sounds of a lyre and harmonious tunes of a piano, it's impossible to not get drawn in and enchanted

- everyone in the Celestial Realm will literally kill if it meant that they get to see them play

- but after the brothers had fallen, Simeon no longer plays the lyre as he feels sad and distant whenever he plays it

- he misses their music

- that is, until Luke came unto his life

- Luke never got a chance to listen to both Simeon and Lucifer play so when he saw a dusty lyre in the depths of Simeon's stuff, he begs the other to play for him

- Simeon, not being able to say no, plays the lyre for Luke

- Luke falls asleep

- Simeon takes note of this and promises himself to play only for Luke

- now whenever he plays the lyre, he can push back the memories and focus on the younger angel

Solomon:

- most people were surprised when they found out that he plays the harp

- he states that he never intended to play the harp as he had never shown interest in it before

- but someone in his life changed that fact

- he doesn't let other people know but he plays the harp in hopes that he gets to have a duo with the person

- unfortunately, that person had sadly passed away due to complicated health issues

- he knew that person absolutely loves the harp so on their funeral, he brought the harp and played for them one last time

- now, he plays it for fun and to remember that person

- sometimes he plays the harp in the middle of the night, in a park where there's no one

- if you manage to catch him play it, you will see tears flowing down his face as he plays a beautiful melody

- he looks okay afterwards as to not worry or bother anyone else

- but on Asmo's birthday, he requests that Solomon plays the melody he always plays for that one person

- he hesitates but plays it nonetheless

- for once, in front of everyone, he cries

- everyone was surprised but doesn't make fun of him

- when Asmo questions about it, he dodges it like how he usually does and wipes his tears

- he apologizes and snaps his fingers, making the harp disappear before walking off to mourn more on his own

Luke:

- when he heard Simeon's playing for the first time, he wanted to play an instrument alongside him

- so he picked up the lute

- it was the perfect size for him so he easily practices with the instrument

- his fingers hurt but he still practices in hopes that he can be as skillful as Simeon and that he can make beautiful music like him

- boi is determined

- when he finally can play several intermediate level tunes, he figured that he wanted to tell Simeon about it

- Simeon was more than happy to play with him

- so when the both of them played their instruments together, if you're sleepy enough, it just makes you feel like you're in heaven

- Solomon almost had a heart attack once because of this

- but during the retreat at Diavolo's castle, they played their tunes together and the former angels just smile contentedly at their music

- it's been a while since they've listen to angels playing their songs

- Asmo almost cried

- who can blame him tho? Luke and Simeon together almost makes a perfect duo as Simeon and Lucifer

Bestie! Solomon back at it again

MC: *giggles*

Solomon: *laughs* This is gonna be awesome.

MC: Oh, yeah, definitely.

Lucifer: *happens to walk past* ?!

Solomon: Oh, hey, Lucifer.

MC: Hello.

Lucifer: *quickly confiscates the magic potion bottle from Solomon, knowing it's a concoction that can melt anything and anyone* What do you think you're doing with this?! This is an extremely dangerous potion!

Solomon: Yeah, I know.

Lucifer: Of course, you know! MC doesn't-

MC: I know.

Lucifer: ...excuse me?

MC: I know.

Lucifer: Yes, I heard you! I just want to know why in the Devildom you're willing to use this potion knowing it could melt your skin in just a drop?!

MC: *shrugs*

Lucifer: You're- *frustrated sigh* unbelievable.

Solomon: Shh, shh, let them be. I'm here *smiles 'innocently'*

Lucifer: ...no. I'm taking this with me *walks away*

MC: *sad*

Solomon: Don't worry, MC *pulls out a small vial from his pocket with an evil smirk* I always have a backup plan after all.

MC: *evil smirk* This is why we're besties.

In the student council room...

Lucifer: *tired sigh* Can we pick another human?

Diavolo: Oh, but why? They're very entertaining so far. Don't you agree, Barbatos?

Barbatos: *smiles* Yes, Young Master.

Lucifer: You're only agreeing because you have to.

Somewhere outside: *terrified screams, glass smashing, sounds of fire crackling that causes the school's water sprinkler to activate and evil laughter*

The royals: ....

Diavolo: *laughs* It seems that I've brought the right human!

Lucifer: Diavolo!

Enid’s first tango lesson

—the shore

Hihi! ive taken up writing letters as a hobby on the side, and it’s got me wondering:

How do you think agszc would approach letter writing? This can be a very broad question :) as im sure some of them write back home / write to eachother during wutai, but i’m specifically curious whether any of them but genesis bother with any of the fancy stuff. (wax seals and custom stamps, the specific stationery paper + envelope sets, the nice fancy fountain pens, etc…)

hope ur having a good night alto! its been a while :)

Hey! Always great to hear from you 😊

Sephiroth is needlessly formal about all forms of letter writing. His penmanship is absolutely flawless and he always uses the most professional wording possible, even if he's just sending a letter all the way to the frontlines of Wutai to basically tell Genesis to shut up. He has his own personalized wax signature since he's mister big fancy corporate hero man.

Intimidated, jealous, and a little excited at this, Genesis makes it his mission in life to outdo him. Fancy red ink, flowery language, and the parchment always seems to smell like perfume. He always over emphasizes his name in the signature, so much so that it's practically BLEEDING ink from being so emboldened. Angeal points out that he could always send an email or a text. Genesis tells him to be quiet.

Angeal writes basic letters like a normal functioning human being. He likes collecting stamps on occasion and categorizes him based on the level of importance each letter holds. No flowery or formal language here! "Dear Genesis, please don't throw the cadets off the side of the ravine for fun. Love, Angeal"

Zack's writing is borderline incompressible, with messy scrawl that clusters all over the paper to the point where it's hard to make out what he's even saying. But don't worry, he provided visuals. Doodles as far as the eye can see. And about eight different stamps since he isn't sure if he's doing this right.

Cloud's penmanship is surprisingly very impressively neat. He didn't even notice until Sephiroth leaned over his shoulder while he was writing home and commented about it. Cloud had a heart attack, of course. Cloud makes a full attempt to try to help Zack improve his writing, but gives up after Zack determines that the only way to fix it is if he adds more stickers.

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