WTF (Small... Crack)

Hihi! ive taken up writing letters as a hobby on the side, and it’s got me wondering:

How do you think agszc would approach letter writing? This can be a very broad question :) as im sure some of them write back home / write to eachother during wutai, but i’m specifically curious whether any of them but genesis bother with any of the fancy stuff. (wax seals and custom stamps, the specific stationery paper + envelope sets, the nice fancy fountain pens, etc…)

hope ur having a good night alto! its been a while :)

Hey! Always great to hear from you 😊

Sephiroth is needlessly formal about all forms of letter writing. His penmanship is absolutely flawless and he always uses the most professional wording possible, even if he's just sending a letter all the way to the frontlines of Wutai to basically tell Genesis to shut up. He has his own personalized wax signature since he's mister big fancy corporate hero man.

Intimidated, jealous, and a little excited at this, Genesis makes it his mission in life to outdo him. Fancy red ink, flowery language, and the parchment always seems to smell like perfume. He always over emphasizes his name in the signature, so much so that it's practically BLEEDING ink from being so emboldened. Angeal points out that he could always send an email or a text. Genesis tells him to be quiet.

Angeal writes basic letters like a normal functioning human being. He likes collecting stamps on occasion and categorizes him based on the level of importance each letter holds. No flowery or formal language here! "Dear Genesis, please don't throw the cadets off the side of the ravine for fun. Love, Angeal"

Zack's writing is borderline incompressible, with messy scrawl that clusters all over the paper to the point where it's hard to make out what he's even saying. But don't worry, he provided visuals. Doodles as far as the eye can see. And about eight different stamps since he isn't sure if he's doing this right.

Cloud's penmanship is surprisingly very impressively neat. He didn't even notice until Sephiroth leaned over his shoulder while he was writing home and commented about it. Cloud had a heart attack, of course. Cloud makes a full attempt to try to help Zack improve his writing, but gives up after Zack determines that the only way to fix it is if he adds more stickers.

AFTER A LOT OF GRINDING AND A LOT OF LOSING

I FINALLY HAVE BARBATOS' ANIMAL OUTFIT

SOLOMON, I'M COMING FOR YOUR CARD NEXT

Oof thank you, Sol

How I wish Lesson 8-8 would have went:

It's always bothered me the lack of options we have when Lucifer threatens us so I decided to write something. I've been meaning to write this for a while and the inspiration finally struck. This is not beta read.

💫 MC is GN 💫

Warnings: mild language maybe, intimidation, slight pain

“So ya know as long as you don't have a partner I guess I could maybe go ahead and pair up with you for a little bit,” the white-haired demon suggested with a bit of blush on his cheeks.

MC resisted the urge to roll their eyes at Mammon and quickly downed the champagne they were drinking.

“Mammon, why not just admit that you want to dance with MC?” Satan teased with a knowing smirk.

MC sighed and set the champagne flute down on a tray as a server walked by, tuning out of the conversation as their eyes swept over the dance floor. By this time, Levi had joined in and they heard the words “tsundere” and “LMAO”. Leviathan was the only person MC had met in their life that said “LMAO” out loud. It was hard to believe that this was the same demon that almost killed them a couple of weeks ago. If it wasn't for Lucifer, they would have surely been dead and on their way to, hopefully, the Celestial Realm.

Lucifer. MC grimaced at the thought of the demon.

“MC, come dance with me. Now.”

MC felt their spine stiffen as he appeared in front of them. “Speak of the devil,” they grudgingly thought to themself.

“No,” MC replied simply. They did not want to play these games with Lucifer today. If he thought that MC would just roll over and -

“I do not believe I offered you a choice,” Lucifer said and firmly grasped MC’s wrist, pulling them onto the dance floor.

MC glared at Lucifer, their eyes boring holes into the back of his head as he led them through the throng of dancing couples.

“Do you know how to dance?” He asked, turning around to face MC.

“Do you know how to take ‘no’ for an answer?” MC shot back at him, feeling the anger they normally managed to quash starting to come bubbling up to the surface.

Lucifer let out a dark chuckle at that, one hand taking MC’s in his own while his other encircled their waist. He stretched his wings out to their full length as his eyes pierced through MC.

“Do not test my patience, MC,” he warned, warm breath fanning over their neck.

MC clenched their jaw in annoyance but nodded stiffly.

Lucifer pulled them in close as he took the lead. It had been a while since MC did any type of ballroom dancing but they were able to match his pace. They would not let this demon intimidate them.

“In general, there are all sorts of reasons why one might ask someone else to dance,” Lucifer began.

MC narrowed their eyes.

“I don't remember you asking me,” they hissed as he spun them briefly and pulled them back against him.

Lucifer only smirked and continued, “For example, they might be interested in them, they might want to touch them, or they might simply be doing it out of politeness.”

“None of which is why you asked me. Get to the point,” MC growled refusing to wince as he lightly dug his nails into their back - a warning.

“Or it could be because they want to have a private conversation,” he whispered into their ear as he turned with them before adding, “What is it you're plotting with Asmo?”

He suddenly dipped MC before pulling them up, grip tightening around their hand and their waist. MC flinched at this, their body tensing up as the demon leaned in closer to them.

“Let me make one thing clear: I respect my brothers’ freedom to do as they wish. However, if I ever sense that you’ve become a threat to either Diavolo or us...then I will show you absolutely no mercy. Understood?”

His grip tightened even further and MC tried desperately to wrench their hand from his own. It hurt. Lucifer was holding them so tight that they couldn't move their upper body. MC saw red.

Ever since they were forced into this exchange program against their own free will they had been bullied, intimidated, and belittled by these demons. Not that most of them hadn't come around and ended up becoming good company but MC had just had enough. They raised their foot and slammed it down on top of Lucifer’s. MC used his surprise to wrench themself free from his grasp.

Lucifer’s anger flared and MC could see the dangerous aura radiating around him. Just as he was about to grab them by the throat, Solomon cut in between them.

“Pardon me. Well, looks like a new song has started. I'd love the chance to dance with MC. Might I cut in?” The sorcerer asked, looking between the two of them and hoping it was enough to stop whatever storm had been brewing between the two.

MC let out the breath they were holding and shot Solomon a grateful look.

Lucifer took a moment to answer, quelling his anger towards the exchange student that he was just about to squeeze the life out of. He could not murder them. It would cause Diavolo’s exchange program to fail but he would not forget this moment.

“...Fine. I get the feeling that you've gotten the message and you understand what I'm telling you, MC. I'm glad we got to have this little talk,” he spoke with a quiet kind of fury that betrayed that last sentence.

“Likewise. Message received,” MC replied in a cold tone, looking into his eyes with a hardened gaze.

They felt a bit smug when he turned and walked away with just a slight limp for only a split second before wondering if they had just dug themself an early grave.

“...You look pale and Lucifer looked like he was about to murder you. What happened?” Solomon’s concerned inquiry brought them back to the present.

“Just Lucifer being, well, Lucifer,” MC replied, not wanting to divulge too much information, “Thank you for coming to my rescue there.”

“No need to thank me. Think nothing of it. This is the Devildom. When it comes down to it, you're human, and that makes you different. Never forget that,” Solomon replied, leading them into a new dance.

His grip was much gentler and less controlling. MC was grateful for that. They had enough manhandling for one night.

Such beautiful art!!

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OH MY GOD I LOVE THIS😭😭I can imagine Sephiroth bouncing his leg in giddiness in that taxi while enjoying his slushie while his two parents basically become petty and ignore each other xjjdjd

What are some of the goofiest and/or dumbest shenanigans Seph, Gen, and Angeal have ever gotten into together?

There are too many. So here's one.

Angeal had coupons for free mini golf. And the man is so frugal that he is NOT missing out on free shit.

It's hooky time. Three imposing, scary soldiers shuffling about a literal children's mini golf course, surrounded by increasingly colorful and abstract images of dolphins, dinosaurs, giant squids, rainbows, and off-model unicorns.

Genesis is, of course, completely cocky and INSISTING that he can get a hole in one every time. He smugly makes a big grand display on his first hole and immediately hits it halfway across the facility, landing it squarely in the moat. Angeal doesn't do much better, hitting several poles and denting several models. This quickly devolves into an argument between Genesis and Angeal, which further escalates into a full fledged competition between them, screaming and squabbling at each other while fighting for superiority over a children's game.

Sephiroth (who hit the hole in one without even being noticed by the others), gets bored within seconds after his first try. He wanders off to retrieve Genesis and Angeal's various fly balls before eventually tiring of that and going to find the snack bar. He plops in the shade and passively tosses them a thumbs up every time they manage to hit the ball in a way that doesn't involve clubbing someone on accident.

Angeal and Genesis' final scores are so bad that neither of them will speak of it out loud. They sit there sulking and grumbling throughout the taxi ride back, Sephiroth blithely oblivious as he sits between them, happily enjoying his slushie.

Lullaby (Mammon fluff)

Gn! Reader

Fluff (not angst this time yeay)

Mammon has his head on MC's lap as the human runs their fingers through the soft, white locks. His jacket is neatly folded on the small table beside his bed with his shades sitting on top of it. Whenever he's had enough, he always seeks out to his one and only human but he always worry that he might be a nuisance to them. However, this doesn't discourage him from searching for his human housemate.

MC, on the other hand, never minded his company. In fact, they've always cherished all the time together. After all, having a tsundere as your partner is not very easy but it's times like these that Mammon gets to show his affection without having anyone mocking him.

Mammon: Hey, MC?

MC: Hm?

Mammon: Can you... Um...

MC: Just tell me, Mammon. You know I'm not gonna get angry

That isn't the reason why. Mammon bites his lip and turns his back towards MC to try and hide his face.

Mammon: W-Well, I know that

MC: Then, speak up. I won't know if you don't tell me

Mammon: ...can you sing a lullaby for me?

Ah, such an innocent request. MC chuckles lightly and shakes their head.

MC: Already wanna escape to dreamland?

Mammon: Th-That's not what I mean! I-I, well... Dammit!

MC: *laughs* I'm just joking. You must be sleepy after such a long day. I'll sing something for you

Mammon relaxes a bit and closes his eyes, preparing himself. MC starts humming, slowly transitioning to singing with 'ah' with a mix of humming. He swears, if he could feel the calmness the Celestial Realm constantly radiates back when he was an angel, this is it. The lullaby MC sings for him makes him sleepy and with the added soothing touch the human has, it's impossible not to sleep to that.

Sooner or later, Mammon lightly snores, indicating that he's sleeping. This puts a small and gentle smile on MC's face. They lean down to give the demon a forehead kiss.

MC: Good night, Mammon. I love you

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Angeal Hewley BF Headcanons

PLEASE LOVE HIM!! 

He’s just so big n strong and loyal- 

TW: Angeal being one of the best characters. Dom!Angeal Sub!Reader, Dirty-talk, Slightly bratty reader, Kitten/Puppy petplay themes, Choking- if you squint. Mentions of daddy kink- like one mention. Angeal being the perfect lover. 

SFW

Angeal Angeal Angeal

Also known as the most reluctant member of Shinras Three Stooges

Really the only one with common sense

The sane ones always get left behind-

Anyways 

Angeal as your bf is just perfect???

He’s literally amazing. 100/10

Loyalloyalloyalloyal

He’s like 6′5 hes so big help-

Patient with a healthy side of stern to put you in your place 

i mean- 

He deals with Zack on a daily basis. Patience is in his blood at this point. 

Not to mention constantly stopping Genesis and Seph from constantly fooling around. 

He’s not the type to go off and date randomly. I think the person he does go for will be the one he marries. 

A one and done type of guy

Though he does worry because he is a SOLDIER and it could put either you or him in danger so he would be hesitant. 

So you’ll just have to be patient with him. 

Not huge into PDA, but makes sure to kiss you long and deep before he goes off to train or a mission. 

He is most definitely teased for it. 

He’s the type to bring you flowers from his garden, slightly blushing when he says that he planted these flowers in thoughts of you. 

Angeal is a natural caretaker and so in his mind he wants nothing but to take care of you and all your needs. 

Would want you to move in with him to be closer and to spend more time with you. 

Is always ready to cuddle you if you need it, buys extra blankets just in case. 

Is definitely making you breakfast in bed

(haha probably cause you cant walk)

Would most def buy you anything you asked for. He just loves you so much. 

If you guys are having a problem he will immediately address it. Sometimes his teacher voice comes out when he does it though so it feels like a lecture when you’re talking about feelings and how they should be displayed between the both of you. 

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I just saw a creator on tiktok reminding followers that it’s actually a problem when someone goes back to the earliest post and watches all the posts chronologically, liking and commenting along the way. The stupid app recognizes it as spam or something and then kinda puts a halt on their account? Literally punishing people for positive engagement?? 🥴🤦‍♀️

I’ve already heard people saying years back how they don’t want to be “creepy” and go through a persons blog, liking and reblogging tons of stuff. But think how many more people are going to be worried about it now, thinking they might do actual damage! Most people, especially younger people, are so used to the way tiktok works now. So please, do not ever worry about this on here. Just remember-

You will never do any harm if you go on a like and reblog fest through someone’s tumblr blog! The only risk you’re taking is to make the blog owner weep for joy!! 😭🤣

Sephiroth: I won't announce my descent into madness, but there will be signs.

Zack: Such as?

Sephiroth: Such as a sign that reads Nibelheim, 57 Miles Ahead.