I Wanna Make Content But I'm Outta Diapers And Stuff So If You'd Be Interested In Helping Start My Career

The smell of french fries hung heavy in the air, a cruel irony considering my current predicament. The cardboard box felt flimsy in my hands, a pathetic shield against the growing dread. I should have known better, should have resisted, but the lure of McDonald's, and the promises, and the deal, was too powerful.

“Alright guys,” I said, my voice a mix of resignation and rising panic. "The diaper & drive-thru was one thing but using this thing is so gross and…" My words trailed off, the reality of my situation crashing down. My hand flew to my face, a desperate attempt to hide, to disappear from the lens of that phone.

"Wait what??!" I exclaimed, my voice rising in a desperate plea. "Hey delete that photo you promised you wouldn't take pics!" It was too late, the click of the shutter was a brutal confirmation of my exposure. I was trapped, caught in the act, a diapered mess holding a box of fries. The day has just taken a turn for the worse. I had been had.

Need someone to make me tjis

Call me them qll please

Cute names to call your little (Boy)

Darling – If he is the sweetest person around.

Babe – A classic. Short yet sweet.

Champ – If he is a champion in your eyes.

Love – If he is too dear to your heart.

Hot stuff – If he is irresistible.

Apple – If he is the apple of your eye.

Iron man – If he is your super hero.

Big Guy – If huge and powerful.

Captain – If he is the captain of your ship.

Cuddly – If he loves to cuddle.

Everything – “My everything” expresses the love you have for him.

Good-Looking – This one is a major ego-booster.

Hero – If he is heroic and brave.

Honey – Another classic.

Hun – For your sweetie-pie.

Knight – If he is your knight in shining armor.

Hunk – If he is brawny.

Hercules – If your guy is strong and buffy.

Jock – For a sports lover.

Kiddo – For an adorable one.

Giggles – As he is giggly and hysterical.

Fruit loops – For someone who is weird and bizarre in his ways.

Sugar Lips – Has luscious, kissable lips.

Super star – A star in your eyes.

Teddy Bear – For someone who is cuddly.

Tiger – If he is fierce and wild.

Wonder boy – Mr. Smarty pants.

Pumpkin – If he is sweet and bright as a pumpkin.

Romeo – For your romantic, starry-eyed Little.

Rock star – If your Little is a musician.

Prince Charming –  If he is a Disney fanatic 

Hugster – For a little who is a hugger and who you long to hug back.

Shy Guy – If he is shy and an introvert.

My favorite things to here

🍼" You’re Too Little To… “🍼

” Aw, baby. You’re too little to use the grown-up potty. Sit on my lap, relax, and go potty in your diapee/pull-up. I’ll help you if you need it. “

” Do you need to go potty? Oh no, you’re too little to use the grown-up potty. I’ll take you to your little potty chair. “

” Let me cut your food up for you, sweetheart. You’re too little for such big bites. You could choke! “

” Here’s your bottle, baby… lay in my lap, you’re too little to drink it yourself. We don’t want it to spill on your clothes, do we? Let me hold it for you. Just put your hands on your tummy and relax~. “

” Uh-uh-uh! Those are adult clothes! You’re much too little for those! Let’s get you in a snug diaper/pull-up–after all, we don’t want you having an accident in big kid clothes~. Stains are hard to get out. We’ll find you more age-appropriate clothes too. “

” Uh-oh, did someone make piddles in their diaper/pull-up? Aw, don’t cry. You’re too little to know when you have to go potty. Let’s get you cleaned up. “

” Nap time, baby~. What’s that? You’re not sleepy? Don’t be silly, you’re too little to go without a nap, you’ll turn into a fussypants. “

” You know the rules; you hold my hand when we’re out. You’re too little to wander around by yourself. You stay by my side at all times. Or do I need to put you in a stroller? “

” Oh no, baby. The public bathrooms are for adults. You’re too little for those. Just go in your diapee/pull-up, and I’ll change you as soon as we get back to the car. “

” You’re too little to check yourself to see if you’re wet or messy. That’s my job~. And no, you can’t change yourself. “

” In the back seat, let me buckle you in nice and safely. Of course I’m using the child-locks. What’s that? You wanna sit in the front? Nuh-uh, you’re too little! “

” Oh, you silly baby! You’re too little to dress/undress yourself! Let me help you. “

” I bought you a nice, big playpen to put you in, so I can keep an eye on you. You’re too little to wander around the house without my supervision! You could get into things you’re not supposed to. “

Bottle 6

Blanket 5

Cartoon 2

Crib 3

Wear 6

Stuffie 5

Toy 4

Paci 3

Bottle 8

Blanket 4

Cartoon 5

Crib 1

Wear 6

Stuffie 4

Toy 4

Paci 2

Did I choose nicely😍🤭??

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