I’d Like To Be Able To Stretch Without Feeling My Bones Shifting Under My Skin Thanks

me @ myself: you’re annoying tbh

*whispers* did you know that people whose favourite trope is enemies to lovers are enticed by the idea of showing someone the worst parts of you and still having them love you

me getting five notes from my regular mutuals on any given post

me, eating a pile of nuts, cheese, and apple: mmmm tasty

the medieval peasant in my head watching me eat: thou knowst what would MAKETH this meal? dried fruits.

me, getting out the raisins: god damn, etheldred, you are SO right

the medieval peasant in my head: yet thou art still not heeding mine words regarding the blasphemy

I'm begging you to turn the sound on

Me, shivering and shaking bc I cannot regulate my own body temp: maybe I’ll turn down the fan just a tiny bit

My child, the moment my hand touches the control: combusts into fucking flames

words of affirmation i repeat on the daily

Got another one

Leave me alone anthony james, in the name of the lord