Salt And Pepper Squid 

You can identify a fake redneck by their passionate support of “blue lives matter.” Real rednecks have been in at least one physical fight and/or high-speed chase with police officers and would do it again

I stayed up til 8 in the morning doing this

I can never predict how weird I am going to be in a given situation and this is my cross to bear

me: yeah im really tough

me: [gets scared by text notifications when they’re too loud]

me: [easily startled when people tap me on the shoulder]

me: [cries under any sort of pressure ever]

me: [cries when anyone raises their voice higher than their average volume]

me: so tough

If you're a racist, a terf, a sexist, homophobe, a pedo, an aphobe, or any kind of bigot, get the hell away from this blog.

Keith Haring Journals, February 15, 1989