Accurate Description Of Avengers: Endgame

SHINGEKI NO KYOJIN: JSC TRIO

“stop fucking around, potato girl!”

“do you even know what you’re doing?! stop it, sasha… i don’t want to kill you…”

“who would even think of eating the whole thing by themselves?! ahhhh she’s eating me she’s eating me she’s eating me!”

“sasha?! that meat is jean! you can’t recognize him anymore?!

Until Dawn character intros be like

pain

in movies couples always split up bc one of then wants kids and the other doesnt and then at the end they get back together bc the one who didnt want kids wants them now and that means theyre fixed and normal i hate that

THERE'S A FROG IN MY ROOM WHAT

mmm... babygirl shaped

Afterlife Shenanigans

In Yiddish we don’t say “I love you” we say “דאַלוי פּאָליציי” which roughly translates to “you’re my moon” and I think that’s beautiful. 

draco: harry, love what are you eating?

harry: a family size bag of crisps

draco: but that’s a normal size bag of crisps

harry: everything’s family size when you’re an orphan

draco: harry nO-

Games like Until Dawn and The Quarry would be infinitely more satisfying to finish if you got to see any of the characters -the ones you spent all game trying to save- interact at the end