Hockey Player Bakugou Who Always Has A Feral Grin On His Face When He Shoves Around With His Teammates,

Love love love characters that present themselves as emotionally open social butterflies but the more you see of them the more obvious it is that they’re the most closed off fuckers in the story. Sure, they want to help you with your personal problems and messy emotions, but if you turn that shit back on them, they’ll shut down or deflect every time. Why are you sticking your nose in their business anyway? It’s not like it matters. They’re not a person, they’re just a role being played. They’re the guy who fixes things and saves people. Please ignore the man behind the mask, he’s fine. Everything’s fine.

TOXIC BF! UCHIHA EDITION.

"Don't you know that you're toxic?"

Toxic bf! Madara is two-faced, he'll whisper sweet nothings and then tell everyone you're either a groupie or some whore he's screwing. You're always crying over the older man, and your friends are tired of telling you to leave him. D1 galighter!

"You mean everything to me, My Dear. Haven't I brought you anything your little mind could imagine? Then, why is it you care so much about what I tell others you are to me? My opinion is the only what that should matter! You know that, right?"

Toxic bf! Obito is the most loyal one out of all of them. He's overbearing, controlling, and delusional. He has trackers in your car, on your phone, and in your purse. He constantly reads your mileage, messages, dms, and even emails to be sure you weren't anywhere you said you weren't. He has a creepy amount of pictures of you but he's loaded. The man snuck into your heart with kind words, beautiful gifts, and amazing career opportunities. D1 Stalker.

"No, you're a liar. You said you went to work and then came home, your job is only 3.0 miles from here! Has someone been fucking you so stupid that you'd forget that!? Huh? You stopped by Starbucks? You texted me that? Oh.."

Toxic bf! Itachi is the 'nonchalant' bf, he doesn't show an ounce of emotion. He was eerily quiet, handsy, and has a staring problem but he's also a gentleman. He'll hold the door, buy flowers, tie your shoe, keep your away from the street, treat you to expensive dinners, and dick you down good. Unfortunately, He doesn't communicate well. He doesn't tell you what he wants, just grabbed you which often annoyed you. You try to communicate but he's always on his high horse and doesn't take your words seriously in the slightest. His dick and deep pockets have you stuck to him like glue. D1 mansplainer.

"My Love, you clearly couldn't possible understand. I couldn't attempt to even explain it to you, my Love. What? I'm not insulting you. Can you not even understand such simple words?"

Toxic bf! Sasuke is so attractive. He was your dream man in the appearance aspect but he was rude and mean when he opened his pretty lips. He spews the most vile words at you one minute and then he's whispering sweet nothings the next. He's insanely jealous and possessive, always accusing you of cheating but he's always around other women. You constantly argue he needs to ditch some of his female 'friends' if he wants you to ditch your male ones. Sasuke can comply with most but refuses to rid of Sakura. He ignores the most obvious crush she has on him because he grew up with her. D1 denier.

"She's just my friend! Why are you acting like this!? What!? No, you can't speak to Gaara! I don't care if you grew up with him. It's not the same!"

Toxic bf! Shisui is a man whore, he's slept with all your friends and their friends. He's charismatic, charming, handsome, talented, and successful. He's famous and everyone loves to be around him. He swears he loves you but is always lying to you and caught in scandals. You're always the last one to know and the media constantly taunts you for being dumb. D1 cheater.

"Sweetheart, they're just rumors! I'm yours, only yours. Only you make me feel whole, don't you understand? What? Those photos are clearly photoshopped!

Heyy so once again im advising people who boycott to use this app called "no thanks". They have lists of brands that support Israel that you should avoid and they always keep it up to date. Its very useful and you can also scan your products and they'll tell you if the company you're buying from supports Israel or has any other affilations with them and they link articles as proof too.

Remember! don't just think that you cant change anything because youre just one person, you absolutely can contribute to change and change things yourself.

Boycotts work and your voice matters.

TOXIC BF! UCHIHA EDITION.

"Don't you know that you're toxic?"

Toxic bf! Madara is two-faced, he'll whisper sweet nothings and then tell everyone you're either a groupie or some whore he's screwing. You're always crying over the older man, and your friends are tired of telling you to leave him. D1 galighter!

"You mean everything to me, My Dear. Haven't I brought you anything your little mind could imagine? Then, why is it you care so much about what I tell others you are to me? My opinion is the only what that should matter! You know that, right?"

Toxic bf! Obito is the most loyal one out of all of them. He's overbearing, controlling, and delusional. He has trackers in your car, on your phone, and in your purse. He constantly reads your mileage, messages, dms, and even emails to be sure you weren't anywhere you said you weren't. He has a creepy amount of pictures of you but he's loaded. The man snuck into your heart with kind words, beautiful gifts, and amazing career opportunities. D1 Stalker.

"No, you're a liar. You said you went to work and then came home, your job is only 3.0 miles from here! Has someone been fucking you so stupid that you'd forget that!? Huh? You stopped by Starbucks? You texted me that? Oh.."

Toxic bf! Itachi is the 'nonchalant' bf, he doesn't show an ounce of emotion. He was eerily quiet, handsy, and has a staring problem but he's also a gentleman. He'll hold the door, buy flowers, tie your shoe, keep your away from the street, treat you to expensive dinners, and dick you down good. Unfortunately, He doesn't communicate well. He doesn't tell you what he wants, just grabbed you which often annoyed you. You try to communicate but he's always on his high horse and doesn't take your words seriously in the slightest. His dick and deep pockets have you stuck to him like glue. D1 mansplainer.

"My Love, you clearly couldn't possible understand. I couldn't attempt to even explain it to you, my Love. What? I'm not insulting you. Can you not even understand such simple words?"

Toxic bf! Sasuke is so attractive. He was your dream man in the appearance aspect but he was rude and mean when he opened his pretty lips. He spews the most vile words at you one minute and then he's whispering sweet nothings the next. He's insanely jealous and possessive, always accusing you of cheating but he's always around other women. You constantly argue he needs to ditch some of his female 'friends' if he wants you to ditch your male ones. Sasuke can comply with most but refuses to rid of Sakura. He ignores the most obvious crush she has on him because he grew up with her. D1 denier.

"She's just my friend! Why are you acting like this!? What!? No, you can't speak to Gaara! I don't care if you grew up with him. It's not the same!"

Toxic bf! Shisui is a man whore, he's slept with all your friends and their friends. He's charismatic, charming, handsome, talented, and successful. He's famous and everyone loves to be around him. He swears he loves you but is always lying to you and caught in scandals. You're always the last one to know and the media constantly taunts you for being dumb. D1 cheater.

"Sweetheart, they're just rumors! I'm yours, only yours. Only you make me feel whole, don't you understand? What? Those photos are clearly photoshopped!

God, your post of 'Real Man' of the Older AU was brilliant, 10/10, it brought me to actual tears

God I feel so bad for MC

When I finished reading it I thought for a sec for a slim sec "at this point the batfam seems like the better option" then I remembered they neglected them and that's how they eventually ended up in this situation, dang

I wonder if the Batfam is going to be slightly better than Harvey and Slade?

(Pls? At least a tiny bit better)

I am in shambles

(love your work btw it's incredible)

-Nameless

AHHHH THANK YOU MY BABY!!! Batfam WILL be a little better, mainly bc they feel guilty about how they treated reader so she can get away w things she wouldnt with Slade or even Harvey! Anywayyyyy we got another chapter of the Older AU coming up soon once im out the hospital! But yall lmk if u want another chapter of IBLD or This is me trying next!!!

I just got a random idea w another neglected reader instead they turn yandere instead of the batfam. due to the constant neglect they receive from the batfam they cling onto any sort of praise they receive, becoming affection starved. they start getting really obsessed and creepy over the batfam, straight up having a shrine dedicated to them in their closet. the batfam start getting weirded out and tries to get rid of them by drowning them in a thick black liquid Bruce got from outerspace from one of the adventures in the league. they leave them to drown but instead the alien substance starts infiltrating the readers organs like a parasite, taking hold of readers brain and spurring on their yandere tendencies. they're like little tiny voices in their head, draining readers life force as they crawl out of the massive vat, grinning like a madman and vowing to capture the batfam and plague their existences for their entire lives. kindve like an eldritch horror and venom combined. reports of this mysterious creature pop up from left and right, leaving the batfam perplexed. they notice shadows moving around them, black inky tendrils clinging onto their capes and soot coating their boots. reader lies waiting in the dark, ready to snatch up their prey.

Ngl I got this idea when I was listening to kikuo songs and their songs fit so well w any neglected reader. Especially their song named "You are a useless child." it's about two people, the parent and the child. The lyrics (they're in Japanese) in the first two choruses talk about how useless of a child they are,

"You are a useless, useless, useless child,

the most useless child in the world."

but when the child disappears in the music video after being bullied by them endlessly, the chorus changes to "I am a worthless child." and the singer starts demeaning themselves for letting them go. I just feel like it fits IBLD so well. 🫠

This should be the song I think ^^

oh shit

this is GOOODDDDD.

like actually really good!!! I’ve never written a yandere reader beforeeee! getting like goosebumps fr!!! this is literally so amazing babe but it’s not my style. maybe you could write something like this?? i’m sure you could execute it wayyyy better than me bc it’s already a really good idea 😭💕💕

might be ooc for tiff srry

I LOVE THIS!!!!!!!!! THIS IS SO FUN AND NO ITS NOT TOO OOC!!!! I FEEL SO SPECIAL THAT YOU DID THIS I'M LITERALLY GONNA CRY

Damien: * stops sending pictures of him and Tiffany having “family time” together to reader*

reader: LMAO guess he finally found out!

nah fr LMAO

DC Masterlist:

chapters are in purple, headcannons and ideas are in pink, and asks are in blue

Series:

"i bet on losing dogs"

Synopsis: A yandere platonic batfamily with a neglected snake-meta reader.

Prologue: In which we meet the neglected Y/N Wayne and she gets bitten by a radioactive snake and a different kind of snake moves in with her and her billionaire vigilante family.

Chapter 1: In which the plot gets moving and dynamics are explored further!

Chapter 2: In which reader is living her best life in NYC and Tiffany's betrayal exposed is exposed. The Batfamily’s shock gives way to a desperate need to make things right.

Chapter 3: In which reader comes home to a remorseful father and shocking revelations.

Chapter 4: In which feelings are revealed and old wounds are dug up and healed.

Chapter 5: In which reader's hot girl summer begins.

Chapter 6: In which I cant sleep and rush this chapter.

Chapter 7: In which reader takes on Gotham Prep.

HOT TO GO: In which we expand on reader's romantic life

"I Bet on Losing Dogs" Older Au. Mature Audiences only.

Chapter 1:

Chapter 2:

Chapter 3:

"This is me trying"

Synopsis: Another Yandere Platonic Batfamily x Neglected Fem Reader but with a twist. In this series, instead of being vigilantes that protect Gotham, the Baftfamily is the crime family that rules it.

Prologue: In which we meet the family and everything changes.

Brad Pitt's new movie released it's first poster!!!!Wow! So cool!!! Anyway reminder that Brad Pitt physically assaulted Angelina Jolie and his kids on a plane (deliberately so that they had nowhere to run) he choked multiple of his children when they tried to defend their mother and spent the next few hours emptying the planes bottles of beer and red wine on their fucking heads. His kids are literally filing to have his last name dropped before they even turn 18.

Also reminder that Brad Pitt, who both stars in and is producing the film, is banking on YOU as a motorsport fan to be a built-in audience for this project. Don't do it. Seeing a cameo of the drivers for a few seconds is not worth the moral forfeit of giving this literal monster your money and support.