“i Watch School Spirits For The Plot” The Plot:

Writing romantic smut scenes is so weird bc why am I googling synonyms for the word “penis” trying to find the least vulgar sounding one 💀

also shoutout to wally decking mr manfredo, something he has clearly wanted to do for approx forty years

Reading Wally X Reader fic be like

why yes i am reading heartrending angst and agony and torture of my favorite character while using a cute green and pink frog ao3 site skin, why do you ask?

This is canon

Rewatching school spirits is so funny because wtf do you mean Claire is evil, Xavier’s a murderer, they still go to group, yuri and quinn barely exist, what do you mean there was a teacher stealing thousands of dollars and a cheerleader blackmailing him for grades i forgot all this shit

wally clark who keeps an extra hoodie in his locker for you, knowing you’ll steal it at some point later in the day.

wally clark who heard what flavor of chapstick you like and started wearing it so you tasted it every time you kissed him.

wally clark who runs to you after games and scoops you into his arms, pampering you with kisses and refusing to let you go.

wally clark who brags to all his buddies about you, saying “you wish you had someone as awesome as them”.

wally clark who shows you off every chance he gets, having you perched on his lap like a precious gem, lazy kisses to your shoulder while you talk.

wally clark who always has to have his hand on one part of your body. your hand, thigh, back, shoulder.

wally clark who buys you a necklace with his initial on it, always staring at it when you’re with him, adorning how the little “W” say so perfectly on your collarbones.

wally clark who’s always searching for you in the hallways between classes, inevitably meeting you and your locker and greeting you with a kiss while mumbling how he missed you.

Me anytime a new Wally fic is posted.

“A boy who’s jacked and kind”

(Slim Pickins by Sabrina Carpenter)

COMPLETELY OFF TOPIC but I have never been so pissed off at a game before in my entire fucking life

Planet Zoo when I catch you. When I catch you Planet Zoo. Planet Zoo when I catch you.

I play city builders all the fucking time and have NEVER had an issue before but THIS SHIT

I will do anything for my boy Wally and that is a fact.