Tim... Did You Do You Spanish Lesson.....

Smurf. *hands you a white smurf hat along with red smurf pants and shoes*

PUT THE BLUE PAINT DOWWNN..

"This is literally me, you're telling me not to eat blue and this is who you're talking to."

Okay so I was on Youtube and..... What am I looking at people?!

My 65 year old grandma and I both think they look like tanks. Why are they built like that?

Every time I see one

Me: Rui sweetie, just go make some spider webs okay?

KNY Incorrect quotes#45 The Baby

Rui: Why does Y/n call you baby girl?*Looks at Kokushibo*

Kokushibo, blushing: We don't need to talk about this

Rui: And they call you their sugar baby?*Looks at Gyutaro*

Gyutaro, getting redder: K-kid please-

Rui*Looking at Muzan* And why do they call you puss-

Muzan, close to passing out: LET'S STOP TALKING PLEASE-

Rui:???

Rui gonna be curious about these funny nicknames...

I mean, she's innocent and she needed to be save....

You are a rookie hero. While a dangerous supervillain was preoccupied, rival villains kidnapped his wife. You were the only hero willing to help get his wife to safety. The terrifying supervillain now wants to thank you in person.

SAVE PEOPLE'S LIFE WITH THIS!!!!!!

Reading amazing fanfiction, then forgetting to bookmark it

I have a preformance with my choir today and I also started my period. I am not having a good day

okay bub, it's saturday. you have lots of day ahead of you.

I'm only gonna say this once.

wahoo! :3 hooray!!!! have fun!! take it easy and don't be so hard on yourself, you are loved

I wanna read 'em!

Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.

THANK YOU!!!!

Me: I'm heading out! I'm making sure this kid is happy! My minon: But boss! The heroes! Me: They can go fuck themselves! I bet so many heroes denided seeing this little kid so now they have to ask a villain! and if the child doesn't have parents, get the adoption papers ready!

You are one of the most dangerous villain in the world of heroes, also known as The Death. One day you received a letter from Make-A-Wish requesting you to visit a sick child.