My Mom: AND WHY DID THIS THING APPEAR???? Beelzebub: I Was Summoned By Name, And This Bitch Eats Enough

You fucking know I'm reblogging! I WILL THROW A SHOE FOR YOU ACES!!! I WILL HIT SOMEONE WITH A HIGH HEEL FOR YOU!!!

Reblog this if you support sex-averse and sex-repulsed aces, including:

Aces who never want to have sex

Aces who had sex in the past but don't desire it anymore

Aces with sexual trauma who feel like their trauma ties into their asexuality

Aces with sexual trauma who don't feel like their trauma caused their asexuality

Aces who don't want to talk to you about sex

Aces who don't want to hear about sex

Yes even aces who do not want to engage with any sexual content and don't want it in their own personal spaces

Yes even aces who express the desire to have more spaces for queer adults where their boundaries are met (on top of the queer spaces that exist, we do not want to sanitize your existing spaces ffs)

If you cannot be normal about these people existing, if you believe they're a threat to our community and to how we're viewed by people who aren't aspec and the rest of the LGBTQ+ community, you are not an asexual ally. Yes, even if you're aspec yourself. Especially if you're aspec yourself.

Because it's been pride month for 4 days and I'm already seeing people trying to throw us under the bus or pretend we don't exist because that makes the ace community more palatable to exclusionists and people who swallowed too much "aces are puritans" propaganda.

And that's how I made the sun!

“Any spell can be enhanced by saying the incantation and waiting to use it. The longer you wait, the stronger it gets.” You prepared a Fireball immediately upon hearing this, and 20 years later you accidentally release it.

This goes for ROTTMNT and the 2012 version. I feel it in my bones

Handful:

Casey Jr: Man, they look like a real handful. How do you deal with them?

April, watching Mikey screaming, Donnie trying to set a sleeping Leo on fire, and Raph choking on air: I don't know either.

We are terribly sorry, but this person clearly is a lunatic. There is no such thing as 'The Grin' :) Please rest assure that it is not real :) Us extroverts are just normal humans. :) We are humans like you :)

WARNING!

Report sightings of anyone whose smile seems too big for their face. Anyone who seems too friendly and happy to meet you. This could be a sign that the metaphysical cult known as 'The Grin' has infested them. Most of all, do not take their hand. If all else fails, run.

Save money by using me as a therapist since I'm a therapist friend!

finances are really stressing me out, I really need therapy

therapy is really expensive, I should save my money

finances are really stressing me out, I need therapy

therapy is really expensive, I should save my money

SLAMS IT EVEN HARDER!!!

Just in case you forget this exists.

It exists.

REBLOGING CAUSE MORE PEOPLE SHOULD SEE THIS!!!!

I made these as a way to compile all the geographical vocabulary that I thought was useful and interesting for writers. Some descriptors share categories, and some are simplified, but for the most part everything is in its proper place. Not all the words are as useable as others, and some might take tricky wording to pull off, but I hope these prove useful to all you writers out there!

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Me:"It's just a prank? Well so is this bitch"

Ain’t it funny? We find a way to finally, actually hurt eldritch monstrosities, and suddenly they’re all like “It was just a test” “It’s just a prank bro” “We were just testing you”. How convenient.

I was just reading this post, and then a door SLAMMED shut. It's only my grandma and me in my house right now. She just came into my room to ask which door slammed... I knew it was the bathroom door next to my room because when the window in that bathroom is open, the door can open or close randomly. But it still freaked me the fuck out

@writing-prompt-s I'm asking what witchcraft you know that made this happen

Me.

i had dream you were a plum instead of a fish and you were arguing with a grape

any grapes out there looking to start some shit?