Something That ACTUALLY Happened At School Me: No Ya Idiot! Feminism Doesn't Mean You Hate Women!! This

And that's how I made the sun!

“Any spell can be enhanced by saying the incantation and waiting to use it. The longer you wait, the stronger it gets.” You prepared a Fireball immediately upon hearing this, and 20 years later you accidentally release it.

If this happens, shame the person who started it. And if you know the person who started it IRL.... yell at them like an angry Mexican mom.... they're scary...

And I'm the one who tries to keep the leader undercontrol even though I'm not in the fan club

misc reckless battery burns PV art pt. 1

yo gang ur likes r public (i dont really care just. yk 👍)

Just fixed it! And I swear to fucking god if you say anything about what you saw I will tell everyone in the girl's locker room you simp for fiction characters...... LOVE YOU BESTIE >30

Wife: STOP SLOBERING ON THE DAMN COUCH! Me: MAKE ME! *puts daughter on back and I run away, both of us laughing* Wife: WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU

Slowly turning into a werewolf after being bitten by one, you were terrified of losing your mind, and hurting your wife or daughter. Turns out, there wasn’t any need for worry, since wolves are extremely loyal to their mate and their children. Life changes in unexpected but fun ways.

"You gotta train the damn thing! I've learned that werewolves are like dogs. I just hope this one isn't a chihuahua...."

“Noble monster hunter! Thank goodness you’re here! We’ve had to sacrifice a villager to this werewolf each month to keep it at bay!” “That is quite possibly the worst course of action your village could take.”

@ask-the-face-man

HAHAHA HOW WOULD LEO REACT TO SEEING A FIGURINE OF DONNIE LIKE THIS 💀

Please, he would pass out from oxygen deprivation-

I have a preformance with my choir today and I also started my period. I am not having a good day

okay bub, it's saturday. you have lots of day ahead of you.

I'm only gonna say this once.

wahoo! :3 hooray!!!! have fun!! take it easy and don't be so hard on yourself, you are loved

GLITTER ALL THE WAY!!! Sparkles make everything better!

Have you yet made a design for Chloe if she was a holder of the peacock miraculous, whether she uses it for good and for evil?

Well…. I have now >:)

I have one with glitter and one without. Which do you guys prefer?

*takes the clothes he hands me* "Gramps did you really have to wait that long? I mean I could've killed that thing years ago if you wanted me too" "Well my darling granddaughter, I just liked fooling everyone, so let me have that. Now, you know where the holy water is?"

"Yes Gramps. How much longer do I have before I have to get that demon out of you?" "About half an hour. Not talking for so many years made him a bit lazy, so he has to get ready again to control my body"

Your grandfather has been nonverbal all your life due to a stroke. When you are finally old enough to care for him, after everyone leaves he focuses on you and says “Finally, lets get started”