Yes. So Is Going On Tumblr In The Middle Of The Night

Me:BUT SHE HAS BIG EARS AND SHARP TEETH! I DON'T CARE THAT SHE'S A WOLF ! I CARE BECUASE YOU NEED FUCKING GLASSES!!

You’re pretty sure your brother’s wife is a talking wolf in a dress, but he simply refuses to believe you.

Bro I need someone like this for my talkative ass.

bet

support trans people.

If I ever become over 100 years old and I'm not as iconic as these ladies, smack me

legends

TBH same. I'd bawl my eyes out and even manipulate them afterwards. Or I'd kick them out of my house since it's legally mine.

Me talking sh*t about ML characters part 2

Also, if I was in her situation I would have had at least five anxiety attacks just in one day. Like c’mon are you really telling me that a 18yo orphan girl with a long life to live, which probably has plans for the future, goes to the mansion her parents left her and IN THE FIRST DAY she dies and now she’s fucking forced to be attached to someone that she doesn’t even know AND THE CRAZIEST THING SHE DOES IS TRY TO SCAPE????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

IF I WAS HER I WOULD GO FUCKING WILD ON ALL THE VAMPIRES and I would cry rlly hard cuz I wouldn’t be able to do anything, the life I had planned, the things I wanted to do… IT’S ALL GONE CUZ SOME STUPID VAMPIRES STOLE MY FUCKING HOUSEADBUWEDFBEJHWKBD

If it makes you feel any better, you're supposed to make the slices super thin

Omg!! Don't be ashamed about pineapple on pizza!! It's my favorite!!

"Pfftt, I'm not ashamed. Ha ha, I'm totally normal about it...haha...ha..."

Me: I DIDN'T DO IT..... I THINK!

The hero, normally jovial and humorous in their interactions, steps into a watering hole for villains, shaking with rage, tears running down their face, and with as much patience and calm as they can muster, simply asks "Who did it?"

A custom cereal. Duh.

Oh god.... she's stimming....

accidentally made the head too big… this is probably my last post on here and @silliestmanfr for a while cause of motivational reasons sadly. if anyone got advice on how to help motivation that would be amazing!! love u all <3 -🐰

Jokes on them, I'm not prepared to chase after them. But I'm going to!!

All your preparations are always for nothing. You prep for a test, it's canceled the next day. You make lunch, everyone's already eaten. You dress for a night out, the club's closed that day. You hire a private investigator to find out why.