Update:

This is conservatism writ large: racist white men can do no wrong, honest black men can do no right.

Look at First Felon: he built his political career on birtherism. Always promising a smoking gun and delivering nothing.

Someone bring his kids back

Darned if Dark Souls 2 didn't summarize American politics...

DRIED GHAST????

GHASTLING??????!

I AM SO NORMAL ABOUT THIS INFORMATION

Sometimes little pleasures in life are loadbearing. Whenever someone is like "If you'd just give up tea and coffee and sugar and--" im like I'll stop you right there. Because if you finish that sentence i am going to kill everyone in this building and then myself. If i have to face the horrors of the world without my little jar of caramel flavoured instant coffee i am going to go full American Psycho. Believe it or not, my main priority in life is not to have perfect teeth or be an Olympic athlete or look like a supermodel, but to actually enjoy living, because I spent far too long not doing that and it royally sucked. And boy, some people don't like hearing that. Particularly dentists

Peak siblingsism

reblog to give warm bread to your mutuals

if you learn to love bugs with all your heart the world will feel half as hostile and a thousand times as big

It's so nice being on tumblr because you don't even have to make your own post but people would still follow you anyways if you're good at rebloging posts they like

having autism IS NOT AN EXCUSE for someone's shitty behavior for example: if i do something that is not ok,i have to accept the consequences of my actions AND CAN'T BLAME IT ON AUTISM ! AUTISM IS NOT AN EXCUSE FOR SOMEONES BAD ACTIONS!! yes autism makes one act differently and also makes one experience the world differently but that doesn't mean, that one can get away with no consequences after doing something that’s clearly not ok . anyways i hope yall have a good day :)