Every Time Someone Writes The Marauders As Morally Gray Characters I Start Kissing Them On The Mouth

McGonagall: really who could be worse than Sirius and his friends

Regulus "will get his revenge even if it kills him" Black

Evan "cuts dead things open for fun" Rosier

Barty "arsonist with daddy issues" Crouch Jr

Pandora "seer with a knack for experimenting" Rosier

Dorcas "the one keeping them all out of Azkaban" Meadowes

Canon: during a common room party in sixth year, Sirius jumped up on one of the tables and started belting ‘Jolene’ at Lily who was sitting on the same couch as James

“They’re just fictional characters” ok then why do I feel like their heartache personally cracked my ribs?

I threw up the noodles I bought. Amazing day.

A day on the town!!!

My dad is being used as my walking aid. I am. In so much pain. Everything from the neck below feels numb. I feel like a pot of boiling water.

Someone save me I need a bed.

If someone tries to take a t4t ship from me I will maul them with my TEETH.

I won’t do anything about wlw, because I support women loving queers as much as I fear them. They can solve their own problems 🫡 STAY STRONG WOMAN LIKERS.

oh okay so its "fuck canon" until its a wlw or t4t ship. got it.

hey don't cry. one day jk rowling and elon musk will be dead. also donald trump and jd vance. oh and vladimir putin. all dead.

people who don't experience hyperfixation don't know what it feels like to hyperfixate so much on something that it becomes not only your subject of obsession but also your source of happiness and literally the main reason why you still keep going; literal source of strength and life.

shoutout to my favorite fictional characters, favorite people, favorite ships, favorite movies, favorite tv shows, fanfics and archive of our own

@n0r

We all have that one friend who low-key will look nice on the cross

How did you sense me grabbing my Sirius wig from the depths of the wig box my good sir, how did you know (we’re both gonna have to wait until May I’m afraid)

I’ve had such bad art block recently so idk how I created this but we’re here so yay

i could survive my own autopsy