Why Do We Even Have Legal Genders Anyway. Maybe We Should Not Have Those

Big tits aren't enough anymore I need cat ears

I don't know anything about YuGiOh but "Overworked" is the greatest card art they've ever done

IN THE IMMORTAL WORDS OF HARRISON II (LONG MAY HE REIGN):

I've come to make an announcement, the Union Investigative Bureau is a bitch ass motherfucker they hanged my fuckingfather. That's right, they took their alien loving hippie laws out and hanged my fucking father and they said their jursidiction was THIS BIG and I said "That's disgusting." so I'm making a call-out post on my Omni dot com. Union Investigative Bureau you got a small Bicameral Choir, it's the size of this Orrery except way smaller, and guess what? Here's what my Bicameral Choir looks like. That's right baby, all points, no quills, no pillows, look at that it looks like two Bicamerals and a bong! They hanged my father, so guess what? I'm gonna become Immortal! That's right, this is what you get! My super laser Decorp! Except I'm not gonna Decorp as a Humunculus. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing off THE MOON! How do you like that Union? I PISSED OFF THE MOON YOU IDIOT! You have 23 hours until the Think Tank breaks the fucking FCA, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too

who keeps giving her these things

The character I'm currently playing in LANCER does this with her mech, and actually met the party because they woke her up while she was sleeping in the hangar.

When you're having trouble sleeping, and a cozy mech cockpit is just what you need

Audio mix by @sirflas

my dad was looking for sprinkler heads that got buried during the winter with a metal detector that i bought in 5th grade and i didnt have the heart to tell him that it probably didnt work so i was watching him though my window and i saw him pick up what looked like a clump of dirt and i was like “oh it does work” and then i look closer and its a rabbit. my dad found a rabbit with a metal detector that doesnt work. 

Today I was chatting with two guys and mentioned I was aroace. It went a little something like this.

A: wtf is that

B: it means she’s not attracted to people in that way

A: bro you can’t just not pick a side, that’s crazy

B: nah, it just means she’s spectator mode

A: OHHH IT MAKES SENSE NOW

I have never felt more validated or laughed so hard

my power just blinked god really doesn't want me to make the lancer sex tier list