Ok But Affini Plumblr Would Be Absolutely Unreadable. Like The Affini Would Only Spend Maybe 1% Of Their

ok but affini plumblr would be absolutely unreadable. like the affini would only spend maybe 1% of their time Posting, and the rest would just be the most homosexual gushing about their florets imaginable. 99/100 posts are just "My floret is SO CUTE!!!!!" and pics of said florets staring into space on drugs or similar things

of the 1% of posts that aren't this, it's probably like, the affini equivalent to hypnosis blogs where they post induction scripts designed to bait independents who read them into interacting, and then they eventually get goaded into DMs; at which point it's over for them

also there are a few digitized affini who are the compact equivalent of dril and they produce the best content you've ever seen every half a second. they get 3094872039487 reblogs on every post and each hornypost they make gets a dozen independents domesticated via a reblog chain, plus if you interact with them they just start turning up inside of your pc to flirt with you

TODAY'S TOP HEADLINE:

News Network 'Times New Union' Isn't Dead, Actually

In unrelated news, TNU has recently expressed thanks to its local necromancer Lich pilot.

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meowdlion

3 months ago

patient needs metamy yuri to live

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meowdlion

2 months ago

it’s cheaper to buy vegetables here

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meowdlion

3 weeks ago

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meowdlion

1 month ago

piplup grain entrapment

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meowdlion

1 month ago

YOU MAY NOT LIKE IT BUT THIS IS WHAT PEAK REACTOR PERFORMANCE LOOKS LIKE

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meowdlion

1 month ago

Parents always say this:

"You're smart. Therefore, it's okay for me to expect more of you."

"You're smart. Therefore, I don't have to care how I explain things to you."

"You're smart. Therefore, it's okay for me to assume that any mistakes you make are intentional."

"You're smart. Therefore, if you say that you struggle with something, it's okay for me to assume that you're just lazy, afraid, lacking confidence, lacking motivation, or any other excuse to dismiss your struggles as fake.

but never this:

"You're smart. Therefore, I will put my authority aside and consider the possibility that you are right and I am wrong.

Like any abusive authority figure, they want you to be smart enough to uphold their authority but not smart enough to challenge their authority.

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