I JUST GOT ENGAGED
went in for bottom surgery but they mixed my order up with the girl in the bed next to me so now i have two pussies and she has two dicks but we’re learning to live with it
Me when my answer in a Tumblr poll is in the majority: ahhh clearly a woman who knows what is a la mode... Finger on the pulse of society
Me when my answer on a Tumblr poll is in the minority: an uncommon mind... She stands apart from her peers
FAT DUDES
= HOT
Cadet Brookes… the quiet guy who decided to play a loud instrument. Despite strep throat threatening to end me, I must go on.
do it scared. do it terrified. do it with the fear of god sunken into your bones. do it with your eyes closed. do it trembling. but by everything, you have to do it
while we're all online and memeing the failed assassination of a usamerican fascist please take a second to [donate to save a family in Gaza] and do your [daily click for Palestine]