Mell0nman - Mellown

i was rewatching enies lobby, and theres a scene where luffy asks zoro a math question, and granted, it’s an easy multiplication, but i had a thought. what if…what if zoro is just really good at math for no reason?

Mini rant because the whole cake arc is hitting me like a truck rn:

I always thought Sanji after the time skip kinda sucked since his gag of being a huge simp hit a high during the fishman island arc.

I'm pretty sure it was a way to write out chopper and sanji until the end to focus on the other strawhats but it still bothered me a bit.

He's cool when he wants to be and it was really prominent in enbies lobby. His simp gag was portrayed in a better way where he refused to fight the bubble lady due to his principles.

His gag gets dragged a little too much in time skip imo. I still like his character but I feel like I had to get that out of the way

Gonna go and watch him suffer in this arc tho ahaha

Really love how Zoro can have this happen to him

And live but then Sanji almost dies from a nosebleed cuz he was going through a pretty girl withdrawal

2 gays and 8 little hecklers

I think I never posted these before except a few… idk but yea!

lost old account, this one's the new one so I'm back bitches

still gonna ramble about one piece

i eat and sleep and i think of the monkey man and his dumbass moss man

Funny fic idea:

Zoro gets hit by a devil fruit that makes him physically split into three different versions of himself:

The first is the incarnation of his bloodlust and love for battle in order to become the greatest swordsman.

The second is the incarnation of his desire to nap and drink sake.

The third is the incarnation of his devotion to (*cough* love) Luffy and his desire to support (love) his captain in anything he does.

So basically, it’s the strawhats trying to deal with a version of Zoro that does nothing except want to fight and run off on his own. Another Zoro that refuses to do anything other except be lazy, drink until there’s nothing left to drink, and then sleep. Then the last Zoro that is incredibly attached to the captain in a way the normal Zoro isn’t.

Just imagine the terror. You got the Zoro that just lets his bloodlust go and is the definition of not giving a shit. The Zoro who can’t be bothered to do anything if it involves him moving or relinquishing his drink, and then a Zoro who follows Luffy around, opening doors, pulling out Luffy’s chair, hunting and fishing him excess amounts of food, ensuring he’s comfortable while he sleeps (and never so much as uttering a word except the infamous ‘whatever you need, Captain’ and ‘aye, Captain’ and ‘I’m yours to command, Captain’). And the third Zoro can’t help but blush and shy away from Luffy’s normal physical affections, but he can’t not allow Luffy to touch him either, so he’s just in a constant state of panic.

What makes it worse is when the other two Zoro’s show signs of being devoted to Luffy as well, with the second Zoro (the sleepy one) crawling into Luffy’s hammock to nap and only offering Luffy the ability to drink with him, and the first Zoro challenging anyone who so much as looks at his captain in the wrong way and vowing to disembowel all of Luffy’s perceived enemies.

So the straw-hats are exasperated because it’s like dealing with a normal zoro multiplied by three except all the aspects of his personality are exasperated. It also doesn’t take them long to realize Zoro’s devotion to Luffy is a little bit more than just devotion—of course Luffy remains oblivious all the way up until the end of it when Zoro goes back to normal and he’s so horrified about his actions that he blushes all the way down his neck and can’t bare to meet Luffy’s eyes.

Just a super cute fic with three Zoros loving Luffy in their own little way and the straw hats trying their best to handle it.

yoo anyone with good zolu fics recs please dm them to me I need some content to get me through the whole cake arc because I'm crying on the inside

idk ya’ll i almost like my dad’s version of ace more than real ace

We talk about Zoro being great with kids a lot but let’s never forget the time he told a group of six year olds that he fucking ate Usopp

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