Bitches Be Out There Crying Because Of A Painting. It's Me, I'm Bitches.

Andy and me dancing on Mrs. Barbour's expensive carpet while Theo is crying in Platt's bedroom.

periodt!

He's a lil bitch but hey! nobody should blame him for that!

yes, the rumors are true...i want to h*g Theo Decker

Flora and Miles are dark academia kids. Sorry, but I don't make the rules.

y’all talk abt ‘boreo’ for literal years but not the fact that the book itself, Theo recounting his entire life in 784 pages, is a letter to the reader about how the love of art can be felt through the fabric of time and is the only thing that truly lives on forever??? can’t relate

This

i already adore oakes as young theo, they really picked the perfect actor imo

All these clowns actually think it's fine to drag two young actors just because they're doing what they have to do in their jobs?

And all these ladies who are in the same position as I am, (which is not being famous), think that their lovely Finn Wolfhard is from their property so he can't date anybody or kiss anyone in a film?

Well, guess I'm the wrong here, sorry for think that these actors are people with feelings and just good intentions on working for a movie.

Can I just meet Andy Barbour? We could talk in Japanese and complain about complex kanjis, sing and dance to vocaloid songs and have an anime marathon!!

That's my desire, I mean, Donna created him so he could be my weeabo mutual!

Andy: そろばんでこの式が解けますか?

Theo: of course, you had to be a weeb

Boris: А ну, чики-брики и в дамки!

Theo: are you fucking kidding me?

Theo: Oh, Pippa, at least we both speak the same language!

Pippa: I know! Anyways, which is your favorite music piece? I'm totally into Arvo Pärt right now, don't ask me why, but have you heard palestrina??? Omg it's just too good,, sorry, I was too excited.. are you into classic music? At least I'm sure you have heard of Dmitri Shostakovich, He is my icon I love him so much did you know..

Theo: I hate my life

I appreciate how dedicate Finn stans are but seriously, there's nothing wrong if you watch the movie because he is in it and there's also nothing wrong if you're not interested in the book, but please.

I understand how much you like him and how proud are you of him, he's such a great young actor with a great future.

But in the trailers' comment section I only see

"OMG FINN", "WAIT, IS FINN GAY?", "IS FINN KISSING A BOY?"

Yes, fellow people, he's kissing a boy, BUT THAT'S NOT THE POINT OF THE MOVIE/BOOK. You see, there's like 1 minute of video (or more, depending the trailer) of this tiny boy with glasses who is suffering because he's tormented after his mother's death and because he stole a painting which means a lot to him.

but yeah who cares about Theo right? He isn't the protagonist or something