The Funniest Possible Outcome For Any Of This:

the funniest possible outcome for any of this:

-darius becomes hunter’s adoptive dad

-alador fixes himself and becomes an actually good father

-odalia refuses to change and alador divorces her

-alador takes the kids in the divorce

-darius and alador get back together (because we’ve decided those two are like, definitely exes, right?)

-amity and hunter are siblings now and they both absolutely HATE IT

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