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>tell my girl i love subs >she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed >god damn i love sandwiches

saw this tip jar at my Dairy Queen today and lost it at tipiosa

t'challa: we’re stuck in this God knows where universe how are you not worried

peter: she will find me anyways

shuri: who

duolingo owl with glowing red eyes tearing through the fabric of the soul realm reality: HOLA MADREFUCKER DONDE ESTA LA BIBLIOTECA

Four and Twenty Black Birds

If there are twenty four blackbirds in a pie, are the black birds blackbirds? Or are they ravens? Or starlings? Grackles? Crows? Coots? Cormorants?

Furthermore, would that be a flock, a mob, a murder, a cover, a constable, a conspiracy, a dissimulation, a murmuration, or an unkindness of black birds in the pie?

If it's a murder, I fear for the king. They ate the maid's nose, after all.

how did they learn to translate languages into other languages how did they know which words meant what HOW DID TH

im still pissed off about シ and ツ

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In-between, there Is nothIng.

I JUST GOT THIS

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

This whole thing is gold but I lost it at the Southeast food slide.

I made this powerpoint for this week’s lesson - Regional/Iconic American Foods. I went back through and replaced all the text with my student’s reactions.