Three Internet Trends I Will (regrettably) Probably Never Grow Out Of:

do she got

I feel like I should change my icon to Ling (Yao) just for posts like these.

Imagine your icon stealing your birthday cake from the table and slinking off to hide somewhere and eat it for themselves.

laptopped:

imagine banana wiht any other vowel

bununu

benene

bonono

binini

bynyny

y is a vowel???

my printer can suck a dick 

Four and Twenty Black Birds

If there are twenty four blackbirds in a pie, are the black birds blackbirds? Or are they ravens? Or starlings? Grackles? Crows? Coots? Cormorants?

Furthermore, would that be a flock, a mob, a murder, a cover, a constable, a conspiracy, a dissimulation, a murmuration, or an unkindness of black birds in the pie?

If it's a murder, I fear for the king. They ate the maid's nose, after all.

#etymology

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Imagine your icon forcing you to learn a fake language

MICE ARE NICE

Can we take a minute to talk about how classy Swedish mice sound? PIP-PIP, OLD SPORT. PIP-PIP INDEED.

The book of these sounds is nearly done! When it’s ready it’ll be for sale here

funny text posts arent my

no i am pretty sure there is no language that has a pumpkin